im sorry I haven't been on in a while but if you want to see my life here it is :)

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Name: Kayla

Nickname: Kaybird

Gender: Female

Favorite songs: Vagabond-Misterwives, Teen Idle-Marina and the Diamonds, Dollhouse-Melanie Martinez, Gasoline-Halsey, High By The Beach-Lana Del Rey, Pity Party-Melanie Martinez, Oh No!-Marina and the Diamonds, Bittersweet-Ellie Goulding, Hermit the Frog-Marina and the Diamonds, Shame For You-Lily Allen, Superlove-Charli XCX, Air Balloon-Lily Allen, I'm a Ruin-Marina and the Diamonds, Mad Hatter-Melanie Martinez

Favorite Bands: Florence and the Machine, Misterwives,

Favorite Color: Pastel blue, pastel purple, and pastel pink

Favorite Animal: Cats, Dogs, wolves, foxes, ferrets, and pigs

Favorite TV shows: Finding Carter, Switched at Birth, Dance Moms, Bring It!, Ridiculousness, The Big Bang Theory

Favorite Categories: I like romance, mystery, drama , adventure,

Talents: singing, writing, cooking, crying

About me: I am the Royal Queen Of Awesomeness

C/P this if you hate stereotypes. Then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a idiot.

II'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST have no friends.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about oor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only like girls for their looks.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hmmm. I'm part Native American, does that count?)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a go through boyfriends fast.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be girly.(I'm really not)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a weirdo.( I love got a ton of guy friends)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm not a player but most of my girl friends are pretty hot. :) Lesbian problems)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(this might be racist but for me it's true XD)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.( ok now this one is racist AND untrue. I can't stand watermelon XP)

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't like art

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling lunatic.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a crazy person.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (XD)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(can't tell you enough how much I fangirl. But I'm not a stalker XD)

I adore DISNEY MOVIES so I MUST be desperately clinging to my childhood.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST live inside my head.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent, eh?

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(*hisses* haha jk XD)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm not the LEAST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be some anorexic slut who lost her virginity when she was 13.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (As anyone noticed how America is being run? The government needs some disagreeing with.)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be OCD.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I’m RESPECTFUL TO ADULTS so I MUST be a kiss up.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, and then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.(Nah!)

"Teen Idle"

I wanna be a bottle blonde

I don’t know why but I feel conned

I wanna be an idle teen

I wish I hadn’t been so clean

I wanna stay inside all day

I want the world to go away

I want blood, guts and chocolate cake

I wanna be a real fake

Yeah, I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle

Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title

Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible

Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal

The wasted years, the wasted youth

The pretty lies, the ugly truth

And the day has come where I have died

Only to find I’ve come alive

I wanna be a virgin pure

A 21st century whore

I want back my virginity

So I can feel infinity

I wanna drink until I ache

I wanna make a big mistake

I want blood, guts and angel cake

I’m gonna puke it anyway

Yeah, I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle

Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title

Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible

Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal

The wasted years, the wasted youth

The pretty lies, the ugly truth

And the day has come where I have died

Only to find I’ve come alive

Come alive, I’ve come alive

I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist

I wish I didn’t really kiss

The mirror when I’m on my own

Oh, God! I’m gonna die alone

Adolescence didn’t make sense

A little loss of innocence

The ugly years of being a fool

Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?

Yeah, I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle

Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title

Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible

Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal

The wasted years, the wasted youth

The pretty lies, the ugly truth

And the day has come where I have died

Only to find I’ve come alive

Only to find I’ve come alive

Only to find I’ve come alive

Come alive

Feeling super, super, super!

Feeling super, super, super!

Feeling super, super, super!

"The Family Jewels"

I can't break the cycle
Am I just a fool?
Falling down like dominos
Hit by family jewels

Pass it down from kid to kid
The chain will never end
Unless I decide to go to it
Will I see the end?

Oh, don't you find it strange?
Only thing we share is one last name
Did I beat you at your own game?
Typical of me to put us all to shame

Welcome to the family jewels
Coal to diamonds, sold to fools
Welcome to the family jewels
Simmer and suffer, can't keep his cool
I can't keep my cool
I can't keep my cool

Family said that I decided
To live a loveless life
Is it my fault we stay divided
'Cause I've got too much pride
Pass the parcel, wrap unwrap
And open up the locks
Out come flying all the secrets
Of Pandora's Box

Oh you think I'm unfit
Little did you know that I was cut for it
No glass slipper will ever fit
'Cause I could never see a diamond in it

Welcome to the family jewels
Coal to diamonds, sold to fools
Welcome to the family jewels
Simmer and suffer, can't keep his cool
I can't keep my cool
I can't keep my cool

And when we're in the dark
It echos in your heart
And when you're far away
It becons me to stay

And when we're in the dark
It echos in your heart
And when you're far away
It becons me to stay

Welcome to the family jewels
Coal to diamonds, sold to fools
Welcome to the family jewels
Simmer and suffer, can't keep his cool

Welcome to the family jewels
Coal to diamonds, sold to fools
Welcome to the family jewels
Simmer and suffer, can't keep his cool

I can't keep my cool
I can't keep my cool