I got bored so I decided to make this thingy here, it would be a list 50 things but I couldn't think of much after 40 so there you are :D this was inspired by another story called "150 things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts"

The following was in a letter Amy left me before she and Nellie went on their three day vacation before she left wit the Cobra's

Dear Dan,

You're not a saint. You're the devil. The following are things you're not allowed to do.

-Amy Cahill

So you wanna hear the list eh? WELL YOU CAN'T! Naw, I'm kidding actually. Hope you find these rules funny, I DON'T!

This is a list of 40 things I'm not allowed to do.

1. I'm not allowed to refer to Alistair as the cat-in-the-hat.

2. I'm not allowed to call Ned and Ted thing 1 and thing 2.

3. I'm not allowed to ask Ian if he's gay. Even if I think he is.

4. Natalie is not my "bitch" so I may not refer to her as that.

5. I must remember Saladin cannot and will never be able to fly.

6. I shouldn't ask Nellie where she got her hair piece.

7. Hamilton's football helmet is not a bowling ball. I may not use it as one.

8. Natalie's dart guns are also not to be used as bowling pins.

9. Sinead is also not my bitch.

10. Saladin must remember that Amy's books are not scratching posts.

11. I must remind him of that.

12. I can't fly. So I must not try, the hospital bills annoy Fiske.

13. I'm not allowed to tell Ian to not get his "knickers in a twist".

14. I'm not allowed to tell Natalie that too.

15. Messing with a Lucian might result in poison in my cereal.

16. Amy is not Ian's pimp.

17. Madison and Reaghan don't like to be called "sleeping bitch and she-hulk".

18. Ian's real name is Ian not Bella. I must remember that.

19. I should not sell pictures of Jonah wearing a dress on the Internet

20. Pissing off Amy when she's mad is a bad idea

21. Ian's middle name is not arse. I must remember that

22. I'm not invisible win I wear my ninja costume so I'm not allowed to make faces at the Holt twins.

23. I can't tell Uncle Fiske that Ian took Amy's virginity just to see how he reacts.

24. Amy's books are not to be used to make a fort.

25. I should not annoy Amy while she's got a hard book in her hand.

26. Sinead's not Hamilton's bitch.

27. Ned and Ted are twins not clones.

28. I shouldn't call british people "git".

29. Jonah is a girl name but I must not tell Jonah that.

30. Isabel and Vikram don't like receiving videos of me doing a gloating dance.

31. I am not an exception to the rules of gravity.

32. Eating a bag skittles that weigh is a bad idea. I shouldn't do it.

33. No matter how much Amy acts like it she's not a love alien from mars. I'm not allowed call her that.

34. Skating inside the house is not a smart idea. I shouldn't do it.

35. A rule is a rule. You can't change it's definitions even if you erase it.

36. I shouldn't call Cora Wizard Isabel's lesbian bitch.

37. Piss-Ian-Off is not a real holiday even if all my lovely Cahill cousins besides Ian and my sister celebrate it.

38. Stalk Natalie is also not a real day.

39. Monkeys are not house pets.

40. When bored, there are other things to do other than sobbing and pretending to be a girl on her period. I must not do that.

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