Now I know what you're thinking: OH MY WIZARD GOD RAWR UPDATED. Yes, I'm surprised too. Now normally I would give you an unreasonably long explanation as to why I haven't updated, such as being eaten by a shark or something of the sort, but I think I've kept you guys waiting so long that it's to the point that the only reasonable excuse is that I'm a lazy ass coach potato. Enjoy the chapter!

Mellie White Just for the record, the weather today- is slightly sarcastic- with a good chance of A) indifference and B) disinterest in what the critics say

Comments:

Natalie Wow, just wow.

Hamilton Holt I like it.

Madison Holt Of course you do

Hamilton Holt What's that supposed to mean?

Reagon Holt We read your journal

Hamilton Holt YOU WHAT?! YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!

Natalie Well this is amusing

Mellie White What was in the journal? O.o

Reagon HOlt something about yougrtybfvrdebdfgrvtbfgvycdf r

Mellie White Um... ok?

Madison Holt He hit me on the head with the head with a keyboard! This is Reagon, BTW

Mellie White Violence is never the answer Hamilton!

Dan Cahill Mellie, you're trained in all types of fighting, watch violent movies ALL THE TIME, and you have a voodoo doll of Justin Beiber. How is this not violent?

Mellie White No comment

Reagon Holt Listen to your girl friend Hamilton!

Mellie White Hey Ham, ya know how I'm SOMETIMES violent. Well as a SOMETIMES violent person, I give you permission. Hurt them.

Hamilton Holt Gladly :)

Reagon Holt Ow...

Madison Holt Ow...

Mellie White You may call it being a smart aleck, I call it explaining why you're an idiot

Comments

Amy Cahill Did someone call you an smart aleck at school again?

Mellie White Yeah. Stupid principal.

Amy Cahill Please tell me you didn't say that to the principal!

Mellie White Um... sure?

Amy Cahill Mellie!

Mellie White If that makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure that he's an Ekat in disguise! I mean, he's always spouting out useless info about people in ONE branch: Ekaterina!

Amy Cahill Ugh!

Mellie White I'm at the Festa Italia in Monterey, CA! It's SO awesome!

Comments

Ian Kabra You do realize you just gave us your location, right?

Hamilton Holt You're Italian?

Mellie White Yes, what did you think I was, British?

Jonah Wizard That's what I thought

Reagon Holt Says a lot doesn't it?

Mellie White Why does everyone think I'm British?

Comments

Hamilton Holt Maybe because you talk fast?

Mellie White Maybe.

Ian Kabra What?! When I said that to you, you punched me in the stomach!

Natalie Brother, I do believe you know why she acts like that

Mellie White Grr...

Hamilton Holt Grr...

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