AN ENTIRE YEAR OF FAN FICTION BITCHES!

Fanfiction!

(Angelic choir starts singing about the wonders of fan fiction)

Imagi: Fanfiction!

(Demon band sings about the horrors of fan fiction)

It's not that bad!

Imagi: Sure it isn't.

WELCOME TO IMAGINATION LAND!!

Imagi: That sounds really bad out loud...

Gender: Male.

(Imagi: Yes, he not a d*less wonder.)

Favorite song: I Miss the Misery by Halestorm

(Me: Don't know it? That's okay. [Cocks shotgun.] You'll just die slowly.)

Height: 6'5

(Me: ROUGH ESTIMATE.)

Favorite Pokémon: Zoroaork

(Me: STILL NEEDS A MEGA.)

Food: Hot Pockets.

(Narrator: Basically the sauce, cheese, and toppings wrapped up in the crust.)

MEME TIME MOTHERF*CKERS.

Imagi: Found one!

List your top ten favorite video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games.

1. Lucina (The SVPD version.): (Pops in through portal in a T-shirt and 'Risque' undergarments.) WHO THE F*CK DOES THAT AT 1:36 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING?!!

Imagi: Good luck.

2. Pit (Kid Icarus): (Pops in asleep with a teddy bear.) Mmmmh... Floor Ice Cream... Zzzzz...

3. Zoroark (Pokemon) (Pops in with a crazed look on her face.) BIDOOFS EVERYWHERE!!!

Narrator: The f*ck?

4. Dialga (Pokemon) (Pop!) WHO USED A PORTAL WITHOUT DIVINE REGISTRATION?!

Imagi & Narrator: Him.

5. Rayquaza (Pokemon) (Pop!) Oh, f*ck. It's her.

Dialga: YOU CALLED, TINY DRAGON D*?!

Rayquaza: IT WAS ONE NIGHT!

6. Samus (Metroid) Zzzz... Hope no one wakes me up...

7. Lucario (Pokemon) KAME- Oh... You saw nothing.

Imagi: Sure.

8. Meta Knight (Kirby) Hmmm...

9. Kirby (Kirby) Chicken... Zzz...

10. Arceus (Pokemon) WHO DARES DISRUPT HAPPY TIME WITH GIRATINA?!

Everyone else in the room: (Points at the Author.)

Thanks...

Arceus: JUDGEMENT!

OH F-

What will happen if number 1 woke you up in bed?

Wanna-

Lucina: No.

Damn it.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Zoroark: Oh f*ck.

(Changes into a towel.)

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I don't like your boyfriend!

Zoroark: Kill me now...

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Cocks shotgun) WHO STOLE MAH BEER?!

Kirby: Hello.

Dialga: How did he even get me a ring?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(On top of a mountain.)

WHY THE F* DID YOU BRING ME HERE?!

Rayquaza: Fresh air? I had made pizza and have the Lego Movie on?

Continue...

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach?

Samus: (Curled up in the Morph Ball.)

Great conversation.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Stare at each other.)

So does this mean my mother f* a-

Lucario: Yep.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

What did you do?

Meta Knight: I was pushed into the women's hot spring by Bandana Dee.

Number 9 made fun of all of your friends.

Eat it.

Kirby: But you put poison worms in it.

EXACTLY!

Kirby: DX

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Arceus. Arceus. Arceus. Arceus. God. God. God. God. Mum. Mum.

Arceus: WHAT PUNY MORTAL?!!

(Leans in creepily.) You are Giratina's domina-

Arceus: JUDGEMENT!

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will number 1 do?

Lucina: (Clearly not giving two f*.)

F*ING HELP ME ALREADY.

You're on vacation with number 2, any you managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Pit: Will a jellyfish help?

NO YOU DUMB MOTHERF*CKER. NOW CARRY ME TO THE F*CKING HOSPITAL BEFORE I FRY SOME CHICKEN WINGS!

Pit: Alright...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Zoroark: It's a Zoroarkite!

YES! NOW TO RULE THE WORLD!

You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that's on fire! What does 4 do?

Dialga: OH MOM IT HURTS!

Remind me to never bring a Steel Type to a fire.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Rayquaza: Wanna go for a ride through space?

(About to put on clown makeup.) F* YEAH!

(THE MAGICAL SPACE ADVENTURE BEGINS!)

You're about to marry number 10! What is 1's reaction?

Lucina: How?

Arceus: (Foot firmly on Author's head.) He ate my cake. I will marry him, and make him my slave.

Help.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Lucario: Meditation?

No.

Lucario: Chocolate?

... Make it a KitKat.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Kirby: (Mike form.)

EVERYONE HIT THE DECK AND COVER YA' EARS!

You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do?

Arceus: What pleases you puny mortal?

This picture of you in a tutu eating a plate of Fried Snickers. Hehe...

Arceus: (Death stare.)

(JUDGEMENT!)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Stares her in the eyes, then starts to look down.)

Lucina: (FALCON PAWNCH!)

Number 2 tells you his/her deeply hidden love for 9?

Did not know you liked him...

Pit He's just so cuddly.

Oh...

You're dating 3, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

We didn't...

Zoroark: Arceus no... I think.

Well s*.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...

Samus, stop breaking hearts! It gets blood everywhere...

Samus: THAT LAST GUY HAD IT COMING!

You had a haircut, and 7 can't stop staring at you.

Lucario: What's with the hat?

You'll see.

(Walks into store full of b*es, pulls off hat, and gets b*es through his hair. WIN!)

8 thinks that he/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell him/her?

I think more girls want to cuddle...

Meta Knight: This is true.

Use it...

9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

DO I LOOK LIKE FRIED CHICKEN?!

Kirby: ...Yes.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

SURPRISE PAR- OH GOD!

Dialga: (Doing naughty things.) You saw nothing.

Zoroark: Nothing. (Doing naughty and very weird things.)

Would 2 trust 5?

Rayquaza: What's my species name?

Pit: Ummm...

Rayquaza: Nope.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Arceus: (Fire Plate.) I WILL BURN YOUR D* OFF!

Dialga: FOR THE LOVE OF MOM HELP!

Rayquaza: (Chilling with popcorn.)

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together, which study will they pick?

Rayquaza: Astrology.

Lucina: Criminology.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

BOOM!*

Zoroark: IT WAS JUST A SQUID! A DEAD ONE!

Samus: Says you...

If 7 and 9 apply for a job, what job?

Lucario: Dojo Master.

Kirby: Food judge.

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

Kirby: LADIDA! DONEZ!

(Picture of Ridley.)

Samus: You will die slowly.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Kirby: It's ALL on video?

Arceus: Yep.

Hello...

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it, what would happen?

Kirby: Why did you send a d* pic to the people who make Floor Ice Cream?

Pit: None yo' buisness.

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Dialga: (Trying to disentegrate Samus through time powers.)

Samus: (F*ing tanking that s*!)

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Lucina and Samus look at each other.)

Meh.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Rayquaza: DRAGON CLAW!

(Meta blocks it, then starts the most bada* fight you ever seen!)

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Arceus: (Death stare.)

Lucina: (Calmly shoots her.)

Arceus: OH F* NO.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Samus: Invite me.

NOT AFTER LAST TIME!

Samus: The cake asked for it.

YOU WERE DRUNK!

7 won the lottery?

Lucario: (Buys all the chocolate.)

8 had quite a big secret?

Meta Knight: I like to be cuddled.

9 became a singer?

EVERYONE RUN MOTHERF*ERS!

10 got a daughter?

Arceus: EVERYONE.

[4] finds a time machine! What time period do they visit?!

Dialga: THE F* DO I NEED A TIME MACHINE FOR?!

2] falls in love with [9, but knows that [9] is dating [6]. What happens?

Pit: No.

Samus: Shut up meme.

[1] wakes up in [3]'s house with no memory of how they got there.

Lucina: Is... that my underwear on the ceiling?

4: [7] receives a love note from [5]. What does it say? How does [7] react?

Love me or face space.

Lucario: If she wasn't a Legendary, I'd say no.

5: [10] and [6] get married!

Samus: I'm in Vegas...

Arceus: WHEEE!!! I'M ON A MERRY GO ROUND! YAYYYY!!!

6: [2] and [5] are stuck on a deserted island. Who survives longest?

(Both fly away.)

7: [9] beats up [3]. Why?

Kirby: GIVE ME BACK MY F*ING COOKIES YOU S*TY PIECE OF CRAP!

8: [8] murders [4] and [10] takes the blame.

Arceus: HE'S HOLDING THE BLOODY SWORD. LITERALLY!

9: ZOMBIES! How does [7] react?

Lucario: ... Are they Ghost/Ground typing?

(Getting nommed.) No...

10: [2] traps [1] in a hole.

Pit: I can fly!

Lucina: (Pulls out Taser.) O 'rly?

11: [6] is captured by [3]. How does [10] react?

Arceus: I KNEW SHE WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED! SHE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK MAH CAKE!

12: [7] and [9] go on a holiday. Where?

Lucario: (Meditating at Mt. Everest.)

Kirby: (Chasing a goat with a spork.)

13: [5, [1] and [3] are cursed. What happens to them?

All: (Swap genders, THEN BODIES! I don't know really, I'm running out of ideas...)

14: [2] and [4] visit a haunted house.

Dialga: (Trying to hide behind Zoroark.)

Zoroark: -_-'

15: [9] is genderswapped. Describe [8]'s reaction.

Kirby: (Not a single thing seems different.)

Meta Knight: Darn, it doesn't work. (Throws Star Rod in a trash bin.)

16: [2] throws a surprise party for [6].

Samus: Why an ice cream cake?

Pit: (Face already smashed into the cake.) Floor Ice cream goodness.

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