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Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars, RWBY, Elder Scroll series, and Dragon Age. Just a simple lover and writer of fanfiction. When comes to fanfiction that will be written you will encounter stories in the world of Skyrim, Star Wars, maybe some Frozen, and if I get either really bored or tricked by the devil, some Pokemon. Hopefully all you wonderful and few horrible people of the Internet will love or hate my stories. Have fun in life you literary devils. Oh almost forgot, there will probably maybe might be lemons galore every now and then, cause who doesn't love lemons and their citrusiness. Testy from the Ratchet of the 13. |
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A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, a remastered version is coming to my Patreon! (For free)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,716 - Reviews: 11805 - Favs: 14,835 - Follows: 10,681 - Updated: 5h - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
You'll Like Me When I'm Dead by Jade-Max reviews
Post RoTS AU - Dark Drama & Dark Romance: Suit-less Vader has learned that Padmé has survived and is determined to install her in her rightful place by side... Minor P/OC & V/A pairing at the beginning - primary V/P pairing. EPIC.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 322,231 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
To Infinity by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 444,043 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 5,576 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, T. Lasky, Shepard
My Heart Burns for You by alwaysZutarian reviews
Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many obstacles, Zuko and Katara realize that whom their hearts truly burn for is one another. Can they love each other knowing they will hurt those that love them? What will become of them when a new enemy appears with a vengeful plot to destroy everything they had worked for to bring peace?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 917,611 - Reviews: 7038 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 9/8/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Fighting Spirit by smart grid reviews
Spartans never die, they say. When Jorge gave his life to save his home planet of Reach, he never imagined that he would survive. But now he finds himself neck deep in the troubles of another universe; he will do what he has been trained to do, what all Spartans do best: fight.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,374 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Shepard - Complete
TIL: Archived by Shaydrall reviews
The archived, original version of The Infinity League (my very first story from over a decade ago). This is here purely for nostalgia reasons at the request of readers. Summary: Knowing that cliches sell, Ash engages in a 5 year time skip and then does a tournament. He does the Aura thing, flirts with some girls, and is a badass. Actually not bad for a first attempt
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,365 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona, OC - Complete
To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 607,746 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
The Legacy by storytellerSpW reviews
A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 732,358 - Reviews: 3431 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 6,135 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Scars of a Façade by ATHPluver reviews
"You're obnoxious, you're self-centered, you're goddamn pretentious, and you've been the bane of my existence ever since I joined you on this stupid tour bus with a gang of geeks you call a rock band. But I will not let you ruin your own career. Now get up off your ass and make everyone out there worship you the way they should!" punk!Elsa roadie!Anna. Elsanna. No incest.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,134 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Olaf, Marshmallow - Complete
The No-Life King's Daughter by GirlWhoLovesFanfiction reviews
A new set of troubles arises for the Hellsing organization when Alucard mysteriously disappears and Integra is placed in a coma. When it comes down to Alucard to return to his master, he has to do it alone... or so he thought. A new group arises to cause chaos to London, and once again it is up to our protagonists to defend their home, their friends... and their family.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,986 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 2/27/2015
Blood Rose by Rapey Lemons reviews
A darker, more twisted version of Ruby. A version that lusts for power and control and violence and is nearly soulless. Heartbreak at every turn. Contains lots of plot and gratuitous violence. Updated: 11/15/15 - Chapter 64
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 64 - Words: 203,396 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Ruby R.
Schnee's Burgers by ChocolateButtonsAndBooks reviews
It all starts with Weiss serving a rude and flirtatious customer. She hated her job but did she hate the idiot who had the nerve to drunkenly flirt with her whilst ordering their food? Yang is everything Weiss' father hates which makes her that much more tempting. Freezerburn. An AU about teen rebellion, with a bit of angst and puppy love.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,626 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.]
Dark Embrace by mfait matresse reviews
The life of the Dragonborn takes a dark turn when she and Serana are discovered in the Volkihar courtyard. The prophecy is the last thing on the Dragonborn's mind when she awakens in chains in front of the lord of the castle. Harkon/F!Dragonborn fic. Full warnings inside.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 786,786 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Harkon
Forbidden Magic by Grace Kay reviews
Thrust from the Circle's watchful gaze, Solona Amell fights to save Ferelden from the Blight. Along the way, she learns of love, the world, and herself, and becomes more powerful than anyone could have possibly imagined. Leliana/F!Warden, Zevran/Wynne, Alistair/Morrigan, Alistair/Cousland. Rated M. Cover image used with permission from LannMelo.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 382,258 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Leliana, Amell] [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
The Final Step to the Master Reloaded by MysticMew reviews
With the Sinnoh League just around the corner, Ash and Dawn need to make important decisions how to pursue their dreams further. Little do they know much more will be in store for them. Primarily Ash/Dawn more revealed later . Rating M just to be sure...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 344,130 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari, Mew, Leaf
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
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The Dragonborn's Blight reviews
Stava Ice-Breaker, the Dragonborn and hero of Skyrim, has defeated Alduin. But now she is being sent to a new plane of existence, one lost to time and forgotten by the gods. It is her duty to save it from the evil of a Blight.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 7/17/2015
Cravings reviews
Ruby's craving cupcakes. Yang's craving sex. It's spring break for these two young huntresses in training. What could possibly go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Ruby R., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Meeting The Dark reviews
What happens when you have been chosen by the force to see and learn what the future holds? Ahsoka Tano will figure it out, but when she sees what she's meant to, will she stand strong, or will she Meet The Dark. (I'm horrible at summaries, don't hate me too much)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker, OC
