Silence spread throughout the arena once those words were said. Marth stared at his partner with mouth hanging open, Red was sent into a spew of ellipsis that covered the whole screen and everyone else just died. Ike managed to remain oblivious to it all.

When Norma overhears that Senel and Chloe are going on a date, what will she and Moses do to make things crazier than ever? Pairings: SenelxChloe, some NormaxMoses.

Ed, Al and the other State Alchemists must be counselors at a summer camp for six weeks. Only there is one person who wants it destroyed for his own gain.

Random stories

A bunch of songs I made for tunes on Animal Crossing... tell me what you think! Review please !Song 9 Up!

Red herrings galor at Central City's 'Perky Fisherman Mackerel Canning Plant and Warehouse'. Ed is not pleased with a certain Colonel. Update:122 New Chapter in which Ed spazzes some more.

In a desperate attempt to one-up Colonel Mustang, Ed takes it upon himself to sabotage Christmas. But as we all know, things concerning the Fullmetal Alchemist never seem to go as planned...eventually shounen-ai -COMPLETE OMFG FINALLY-

Ed and Al make an unexpected discovery in a dusty bookstore one day. Warning: this story contains purple prose unsuitable for the frail of constitution.

A twist on the backstories of Kilik, Maxi, and Xianghua as written in their game profiles from Soul Calibur II: GCN Version. PG(13?) for violence.

UpDaTe: ChApTeR 3! Huzzah! There is weirdness in this chapter. And by weirdness, I mean weirder than weirdness from the previous chapters...just so you know, you know.

What you didn't know about Cruxis. Out-takes from the game! In Chapter 4 we take a look at when the summon spirits are waiting for visitors. SPOILERS!

The two Chosens have a chat over a board game.

Edward's playing the "what if" game.

Regal explains the moral of cake and life...

Everyone pairs Edward with everyone. Just thought I'd do a fic on it. Please r&r! -revised-

When Chrno and Rosette go out to the park, strange things happen, chocolatly things. (One shot.) Chrno Crusade!

What did I do now, to ruffle his feathers' Roy thought, as he watched as a scowling Ed threw himself on one of the black leather couches. Yaoi, MS bashing

Hikaru, Akira, Waya and Isumi go on a camping trip! And that means... CHAOS! Mild everyone-bashing and OOC-ness. Not a real update, fixed some errors...

A story in which people are teased, plots are hatched, and lessons are learned.

Another misleading fic ;; Ed thinks back on something he said to Al. smirk Read and see...

This came to me when I saw a billboard on the freeway. This is not to be taken seriously. Very short. :D

The little sense of tact Edward might once have had, must have resided inside either his right arm or left leg because he was significantly lacking anything that had to do with that particularly graceful trait in person.

When the Elric brothers were little, their family split apart and never quite healed again. Snippets of Ed and Al's childhood from Ed's point of view. Written before the end of FMA aired in Japan.

Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.

Al and Winry are getting married. So why is Ed the one in the dress? Because this was written for the "Put Ed in Drag" Challenge, that's why! Sillyfic, AlWinry pairing. Very mild spoilers for episode 15 (more like hints really).

Hikaru, Akira and Akari are all gathered at Hikaru's house to play Go quietly for a change. But it's not long before everyone gets a big, bad misunderstanding. And it all starts off with a piece of chicken.

The cool thing about this fic is the chapters don't relate to each other at all. So don't think since this is an 8-chapter fic, you can't get involved. Because YOU CAN.

The SSX Tricky group is persuaded to do a series of high school sports, whether they like it or not. Will they survive with their sanities intact? Or will they kill each other first?

A poem in Jigglypuff's POV about the madness of her Break the Targets! stage. The format's all messed up. I have failed you. ^^

When Spiffy Dyke Glitches gets kicked out of her home by her money-hungry father, she decides to move to (formerly) happy St. Bob. Chaos ensues, and yes, the flaming chickens will hurt.

Part 5 finally up! Sorry for the wait!! This is what happens when you get sucked into the game after bashing that button a little too hard... Rated PG for mild swearing.

Sometimes fame and fortune can come at a price. Jealousy will grow, and hatred will begin. Sometimes having everything is worth nothing.

It's the Annual Hyrule Cheese Festival and poor Link is stuck wearing a Chunks the Cheesewedge costume! Will he survive with hundreds of ambushers, the gundam pilots, and a verrry hungry Zora King?

Link and Tatl buy a new fridge! Please R&R!

OMG!!!! I'm sorry, I promise you that I did NOT upload that sick, sick chapter!! Okay peeps, this is the SAFE version of Ask Link. It's when Link gets a column in "Hyrulian Times", and has to answer people's questions like "Ann Landers"! I PROMISE YOU'LL

Or: Chocolate Covered Perfection but that sounds dodgy! A/M Friendship fic. Ash loses a bet and has to help Misty cook crêpes... COMPLETE

My first story is about Slash, and how he copes with his Homework. R/R, pweeze! ^_^