Well, well, well. Chapter 3, eh? It seems like we've all come a long way from...uh, chapter 1. Hm..yeah. Okay, that's all the nostalgia we have time for today. I just wanted to let you guys know that there are spoilers about in end of the game in this chappie, so if you haven't beaten the game, and you don't wanna find out how it ends, just skip the first paragraph. .....but now that I think about it, there were spoilers in the other chapters, too, I suppose. So I guess you'll just have to deal with whatever I throw at you. Sorry.
Oh yeah! Now I remember what I wanted to say! Ahem. I want to warn all you little kids who are reading this that there is mention of adultish-type things in this chapter. Not porn or anything, though. Just things like drugs and some swearing. So there. You've been warned. Don't do drugs. ....swearing is ok though. Just not in churches. If you get in trouble for going into a church and cussing people out, don't blame me.
Disclaimer: I also don't own Mario either.
This was the end. Mithos was finally defeated once and for all. The Great Seed had finally awoken, and the Great Kharlan Tree once again spread out across the lands of Sylvarant and Tethe'alla, providing an abundance of mana for both worlds. Lloyd and Colette flew down from the heavens to meet Martel, the Great Seed herself. Martel looked at the two of them and smiled. She spoke to them of how because of their courage and trust, the Great Kharlan Tree was now revived and the worlds may now begin anew in an era of peace and prosperity. "However," she continued, looking up toward the sky, "the Tree was originally brought down by the elves of Derris-Kharlan to symbolize their hope in the world. But now the Tree has become a symbol to all races--humans, elves, half-elves and dwarves alike--and it is in need of a new name." Martel focused her attention on Lloyd, green eyes boring into brown ones. "Lloyd, I want you to give this tree a new name, a name that will stand for the hope of everyone." Lloyd looked at Colette, who smiled and nodded. He closed his eyes, searching his soul for a name. After a few moments, his eyes flew open. "I've got it!" he cried and smiled down at Colette. Then he looked up toward the sky and shouted, "I name this tree the Tree of Total Sweetness!"
Yggdrasill awoke with a start. He bolted upright in his sleeping bag, sweating profusely. Looking around himself, he finally got his bearings. He sighed. He was still at the campsite. It was just a dream. ...or a nightmare. And Lloyd thought my idea of a perfect world was bad?! He thought. Mental note...start plotting Lloyd's demise as soon as I get back to Welgaia. Wait! Didn't I already start that? Hmm... "You did, fool. That's the plot of the game." Yggdrasill turned, searching for this sudden, unwelcome intrusion into his innermost thoughts. Yuan was sitting a few feet away, eating s'mores. He had marshmallow all over his face. Yuan was never very good at eating s'mores. But he was pretty good at reading minds, apparently. Yggdrasill snorted.
Unfortunately, that snort awoke a squirrel, who was slumbering peacefully nearby. And this particular squirrel happened to be a bi-polar squirrel, and now this bi-polar squirrel proceeded to attack the nearest thing, which happened to be Lloyd's face. And this woke up Lloyd, who started screaming as a furry flurry of claws and teeth started tearing his face to shreds. And all this screaming awoke Colette, who was having a very good dream, mind you, in which she was frolicking all over the world naming dogs and stomping on cats. This did not go over well with her, and if there is one thing everyone knows not to do, it's to wake Colette from her naming-dogs-while-stomping-on-cats dream. She slowly stood up, and there was a split second when it seemed as though time stopped, and then Colette proceeded to go all out kung fu on that squirrel's ass. Within seconds, after a hellish combination of tae kwan do/voldo/pokemon jirachi wishmaker, there was nothing left but squirrel puree.
Colette stomped on the remains just for good measure. "Take that," she spat, then added as an afterthought, "bitch". She turned back to everybody, who were all fully awake now and staring at her in horror. Regal, being the super fast thinking ex-convict/ex-aristocrat awesome cook guy that he is, pulled some parsley out of his butt and put it in the puddle of squirrel remains, instantly turning it into a delicious squirrel fondue, which everyone ate with great relish, despite the fact that they had no actual relish to relish, not that they'd want any in the first place.
So, yeah. Everyone ate squirrel fondue for breakfast. Great, Everyone, that is, except Yuan, who was now a Buddhist monk. This was actually due to the fact that he had gotten marshmallow in his hair, which meant he had to shave it all off, which meant that he was now bald, and so he decided to seek enlightenment. Jolly good.
That day, a lot of things happened.
The next day is much more interesting, however. As the group of heroes, along with their main nemesis, and a kind of friend/kind of nemesis/monk, trotted along, they happened upon a small man in blue overalls. Lloyd immediately bonded with the mustached stranger, being that they both wore suspenders. The stranger generously offered to share his stash of magical mushrooms, and before long, everyone found themselves on a magical adventure. Zelos and Genis hoped around in a giant boot, while Sheena and Colette flew around in these totally sweet raccoon suits. Lloyd, Yggdrasill and Presea smashed the hell out of things, like little bunny rabbits and birdies, with hammers (well Presea had an axe), and Regal and Yuan sat under a tree, twitching. After a few hours of fun, the strange little man had to leave, and so everyone said a sorrowful goodbye, and then he jumped in a pipe and was gone. The group stood there staring into nothingness for a few hours more, until everyone realized how incredible hungry they were and all ran off into the sunset to McDonalds. Bada ba ba baa, I'm lovin' it.
end-o-finisimo
Kratos: Well, it's a shame that I'm not in this chapter. #glare#
Raine: yeah, me too. #glare#
Me: mm...yeah. It really is.
Kratos: all of my fans are gonna be mighty disappointed. #more glaring#
Raine: mine too. You know how much they looooooove us. #more glaring too#
Me: meh, well...you guys were the ones who ran off anyways.
Kratos and Raine: #glareglareglareglare#
Me: you wanna start something' bitches?!
Kratos: #eyeball pops out#
Me and Raine: O.o
Kratos: O. x
Me and Raine: O.O
Kratos: shit.
Guys!!! You all made me so happy with the reviewing!! Aww...#sniff# I cry tears of joy every time I read a review. #sniff# but I hope this chapter didn't throw everyone off too much. It was, eh...kinda weird and different than the others. Kinda short-ish and lots of big paragraphs. I hope no one got hurt too badly. My brain and I will work together to think of more things for the next chapter. Ok then....#big inhale# here we go. Shout outs!
sealgirl158: awesome! Thank you!!
Hurricane Legault: yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Unfortunately, I don't think this chapter has made things any clearer...but thanks for the review!!
The Zelda Master: thank you!! I didn't put any flashbacks in this chappie, though. Bad me, bad! But there will be more in future chapters, promise!
Zaeger: yay! I continued!! Enjoy!
The Hitokiri Battousai: #glomps Zelos too# yay for Zelos and eBay!! O.o Tis actually a little actiony figure, but right now my Master Chief action figure is pointing a gun a poor little Z's head, courtesy of my friend. Mwahahahaha...
Kitten Kisses: aww, it cause they are so cute! Thank you!! I'm sorry there's a lack of Kratos and Raine in this chappie, though, I will have to fix that in later chapters!
Rainbow Pheonix: Ah ha!! I choose to continue....so don't kill meeeee!! Eek! (thanks for the review!!!)
Midnight Moon10 (x2): yay! I did!! I hope you enjoy!!!!
Hamano Ayumi (x2): yay for updating!! Kratos and Raine (despite the bad authoress who didn't put them in this chapter)!! Thankee for the reviews!!!
Summoner Sheena: what more could you ask for in a story besides Kratos and cheese? Mmmmm...#goes into daze# huh, what? Oh yeah. Thanks for your review!!!
PIRO the unforgiven one: O.O what a vicious cycle...
Amazon Bunny: Thanks!! Ah, cheese, let me count the ways that I love thee...
dalmuln: sheesh. Those library people, quietness is so overrated. Thanks for your review!!
SakuraStar: Ah! More! And s'mores! Hope you enjoy!!!
Genius: Thank you!! And yup, Platform 9¾ is from Harry Potter, which I thought would make Lloyd all the more magical...
ZERO Bahumut: thanks!! W0oT!!
AmaDono: O.O children?! Sorry, but I just don't think I am ready to be a father yet...lol. Eek!! But thank you!!!
DarkmoonFlute288: mwahaha...that's right! You will never leave!! You will be stuck on FF,net FOREVER!!!
Ryu Warrior: thankees!!! Yeah, I think his name is Mithos Yggdrasill, I just call him Yggdrasill because I like to picture him as the older version....so pretty...
The Happy Stalker Ball: aww...don't be sad. I wrote more, so you and your dog can read it together!! That's what I do with my dog, and sometimes, I even let him type some!!! O.o
Shinimegami (x2): thanks!! Don't get me wrong, I love Yggdrasill...he's so cool...but I backed off on the whole looking like a girl thing! Though it did take me a while to get over it....XD
SeraphimWarrior: huzzah!! I did!! Me hopes you like!!!
Right-o! Tu fais review, mes amis, now!!!