Just something I came up with whist being bored by Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Enjoy the insanity!
Shadow and Link Switcheroony
Shadow sat there, playing on her N64 with the most amount of concentration you could put into any video game. Why, she wasn't quite sure, maybe it was the only way she could start off the story I don't know, but anyway she'd just started a new game, listening to the ever informative and very dull words of the Great Deku Tree for the 14 millionth time when all of a sudden…
Shadow: C'mon! This is BORING!! (Hammering the A button repeatedly) Skip it! Skip it! Skip it! Skip it! Skip it! Skip it! I'VE DONE THIS ENOUGH TIMES ALREADY!!!!
After pounding the A button until it was almost permanently lodged into her controller there was a BIG flash of light!! (Very original I know)
Shadow: Ooooo!!! (Reaching out to touch it) Pretty!!
Meanwhile, in Hyrule…There was a very similar, maybe even the EXACT SAME flash of light in Young Link's house!
Link: What the hell? Hey! I can see through it! Man that's a messy room.
The next thing he knew, Shadow came hurtling through the strange vortex and landed right on top of him.
Shadow: Whoops! HEY! I'm in Link's Treehouse! Man, this is SO unoriginal!
Link: … Oww……
Shadow: (Getting of off him) Uhh, sorry.
Link: (Getting up) That's okay. Hey, where'd you come from? That weird little room?
Shadow: MY ROOM IS NOT WEIRD!!! It's, umm, very untypical, that's all. Really…
Link was about to say a stupid little smart-arsed reply when all of a sudden a HUGE gust of wind sucked him into the vortex!
Link: Cr---------------------ap!!!!!
Then, the vortex just closed! Just like that! Can you believe it? Well, use your imagination then!
Shadow: Oh dear… I have an idea where this fic is going…
Now switching to Shadow's room…
A vortex opened in her TV and Link careering through it, straight into the wall.
Link: (Pulling his head from the wall) Ow again. (Looks around) Hey, I'm in that messy tip. Oooooo!!! LOOKIT!!! There are pictures of me on the wall, I HAVE A STALKER!!! Oh wait, there are more pictures of Sheik than there are of me… Fine…
Then Link heard something, it sounded like…
Link: OOOOOOOO!!! Sausages!!!
Link went running into the kitchen and saw Shadow's mum cooking sausages in the kitchen for supper.
Shadow's Mum: Oh you're here, that's good you can help me with the…
Shadow's mum trailed off when she realised that Link was standing where her daughter should've been. An anime sweat drop appeared on the side of her head as she edged towards the broom.
Shadow's Mum: Ahhhhhh!!! FREAK BOY!!!!!
Link: (Grabbing a plate) Can I have some sausages please?
Shadow's Mum: What have you done with my daughter you… Are those POINTY ears?
Link: (Touching his ears) … Um, yes…
Shadow's Mum: Oh gosh, I KNEW this would happen. I kept telling her that if she stared at that screen long enough she'd go insane! (Runs up to Link and starts to shake him) I know you like to dress up as your characters but save it for the parties okay? Now take off that costume at once!!
Link: What costume? These are my normal clothes.
Shadow's Mum: You mean… You're the real thing? You're that Link person?
Link: Yep! That's right! I'm Link, the (quickly) soon to be (normally) Hero Of Time!!
Shadow's Mum: (Clutching the broom tightly!) Get out of my house you little freak!!!! (Starts to chase Link with it)
Link: (Running around whilst being hit by the broom) I just wanted some sausages!!!
Shadow's Mum: Gahh!! That's it, I need to get out of here and… Ahhh!! Get me out of this house!!!
Shadow's mum jumps through the window running to find some help, leaving Link all alone with the food.
Link: (Holding knife and fork ready) Yum!!
And now back to the Treehouse…Shadow: Great, now what? The main character of the game is in my room and I'm stuck here. I'm sure this idea's been done before.
She looked down at her clothes and saw that they'd been changed from her usual jeans and Link Park hoody into a full Sheikah outfit.
Shadow: Oh YES!!! I can see an up side to this. Hee! I have some swords and everything!
Shadow got up, looking at Link's checklist on the wall.
Shadow: What's gonna happen to me now? Oh doesn't Nav… Oh Goddesses no!!!
Navi appeared, flying through the door in a rather staggered motion after whacking her head against the stupid wooden structure in the Training Centre.
Navi: Hello! Li— What the? You're not Link!!
Shadow: Well noticed… I'm Shadow!!
Navi: (Searching frantically around the room) Ahh! Where is he?? He's the main character and he's slacking off!!! Gaaahhhh!!!
Navi flew up to Shadow and started to bash into her repeatedly.
Navi: Where is he? HUH? Where did he go?!!!??
Shadow: Umm, right now? I think he's in my room. He got sucked into a portal and we switched places, you know. It happens a lot.
Navi: … Of course… Well in that case I guess YOU'LL have to do!!!
Shadow: I KNEW that was gonna happen. Stupid me for not thinking of a better plot…
Navi: You what?
Shadow: Nothing! Let's get going!
Navi: The Great Deku Tree wants to see… Well not you but anyway, let's go see that tree!!
Shadow nodded and Navi disappeared inside of her. Shadow looked around for the caffeine-soaked fairy.
Shadow: Where the hell are you??
Navi: I'm inside you fool! Now let's get going!
Shadow: Oh no you don't! That's icky! Anyway, all the other Guardian Fairies stay outside of their partners, why do YOU have to be so lazy?
Navi: Well, we have to go on a HUGE quest! I get tired…
Shadow: Nuh uh, come on. OUT!!
Navi: Make me.
Shadow held out her hand and somehow a can of beans appeared.
Shadow: You see this? This plus my mouth equals very bad smell, got it?
Navi: Eep! Okay, okay I'll leave. Sheesh you don't have to get all… Weird on me here.
Navi left Shadow's body and they both walked outside onto the balcony of the treehouse. Outside, they saw Saria with her Guardian Fairy come running to the bottom of the ladder.
Shadow: You see that? I don't see her fairy complaining about having to fly.
Navi: Fine, let's just get this over with already.
Shadow jumped down to the bottom of the small ladder right next to Saria.
Saria: You're too tall to be a Kokiri! Where's Link?
Shadow: Of course I'm taller than you! I'm sixteen for crying out loud! As for Link, he's on a little trip right now and I'm filling in for him.
Saria: Oh, fair enough.
Shadow ran past the small green haired girl over to where Mido was. She already had two swords so she should've been able to get through to the Deku Tree no problem, but then Mido being Mido just had to get in her way...
Shadow: What do you mean? I have swords and they're 'equipped' as you so put it. Let me through!!
Mido: Well, umm… YOU DON'T HAVE A SHEILD!!! I can't let you through sorry. Anyway, unless you find the Kokiri Sword I won't let you through anyway so nyah!
Shadow: But..! But…… Oh this is going to get annoying…
So Shadow ran to the Training Centre, raiding Mido's house of everything he owned before going there, yes all 11 rupees kids!!
Shadow: I must keep telling myself, stealing is baaaaad, but so much fun!
After squeezing through that tiny little hole (I have no idea how) she ran to the left to get the sword and got run over by the boulder many many times on her way.
Shadow: Damn huge thing! I forgot about that.
Navi: Stupid girl…
Shadow: Will you please SHUT UP!!!!
Then making her way to the overpriced shop she stole a Deku Shield (which was much to small for her) while the guard wasn't looking and then walked back to Mido.
Mido: What's that? Oh, you have a Deku Shield. And WHAT'S THAT??? I… Is that the Kokiri—
Shadow: (Pushing him out of the way) Yeah yeah, tiny sword 'good grief' I know what you're gonna say. (After he disappears) Moron.
Some Deku Babas appeared in front of her, and disappeared just as quickly with one slash of her blades. Shadow ran up to the Deku Tree to hear his oh so boring words of wisdom.
Deku Tree: Oh Navi, thou hast returned. Link… Or whoever thou wouldst happen to be, welcome.
Shadow: Really? You're not gonna as me where Link went?
Deku Tree: Well, I dost not really care about whether Link is here or not, so long as SOMEONE can get this stupid spider ***** out of mine body.
Shadow: Heh. The Great Deku Tree sweared! That's a first.
Deku Tree: Let me fill you in about mine current situation. I have been curse, I need you with your wisdom and—
Shadow: Oh PLEASE!! Enough with the explanations already! I know, I go in, break the curse and you die. Can I please just get it over with?
Deku Tree: Umm, alright. (Opens his mouth)
Shadow: Oh man, he stinks of pine. Ah well, the sooner he dies the sooner I get out of here. (Enters through the Great Deku Tree's mouth)
Back to where Link is…
Link: Mmmmmm…… Sausages yummy. Much better than Malon's stupid Cucco Pie. What else has this place got?
Link spies the TV, which is right in front of him (SOMEONE'S short-sighted)
Link: (Turning the TV on) Hey! It did something! Let's see. (Flicks) Advert (Flicks) Advert (Flicks) Advert (Flicks) Advert (Flicks) Advert (Flicks) HEY!!! SKATEBOARDING!! I've no idea what it is, but it sounds cool!!!
So what's gonna happen? Will I die in the Deku Tree (most likely knowing me)? Will Link be brainwashed by the addictive box that is television? Will Navi ever stop annoying you? Answers (well, some of them) in the next chapter, if you like this one (hint hint!)