"Why are we at the mall?" Hawkeye asked as they wandered around.
"To escape our parole officers of course." Mustang rolled his eyes.
"Chicks." Breda said.
"Where are Fury and Havoc?" Hughes asked.
"There." Mustang pointed. Fury and Havoc were on the Dance, Dance Revolution thing in the arcade.
"Fury can dance now?" Farman asked.
"Sure, why not?" Ed said.
"If Fury can get his groove on so can I!" Farman proclaimed.
"Farman," Hawkeye started as if she were speaking to a small kid. "You are old, you weren't meant to get your groove on."
"Yeah, you're old." Breda agreed.
"I'm not old!"
"You have white hair." Al said staring at him.
"But there's black hair too." He thought. "Haru from Fruits Basket has white and black hair!"
"He's younger." Mustang stated.
"Well yeah, according to this site Fruits Basket was made on July 5, 2001 and this site said that Full Metal Alchemist was made in 2000…" he paused. "Wait a minute," he grinned. "This means I'm only a year older than Haru, he's about fifteen or something, so I'm sixteen years old!"
"That can't be right, I'm around thirty!" Mustang stared.
"I'm younger than most of you!" Farman did a dance.
"Your logic sucks." Ed groaned.
"Besides, we're not even sure this information is right." Al continued.
"Who cares? I feel young again!" he twirls around a lamppost.
"Stop that! Old people aren't meant to have a groove!" Hughes yelled.
"What about that Six Flags Guy?" Havoc asked as he and Fury came out.
"He's not real!" Breda scoffed.
"Oh yeah," Havoc turned on a nearby TV.
"It's such a nice day!" some girl said. (SGS) "What's that noise?" music starts up. "Oh, no!" the guy jumps out of the bus and starts dancing. "Mommy!"
"No escaping now kid!" he shoves her on the bus and drives away.
"Poor kid never stood a chance." Fury sighed. "Why do they call it Six Flags over Georgia?"
"Because Fury, there are six magical flags hovering over Georgia that are the guardians of the Georgia folk." Breda rolled his eyes.
"Really?" Fury asked with starry eyes.
"Yes, now go." Breda growled. "But it's really because there were originally only six roller coasters in the park, but this changed."
"You realize that he's already halfway to Georgia by now, right?" Hawkeye asked.
"Of course." He grinned.