Hi. I'm Bite-Me-Batty, previously LeoFan2.0

So apparently it's customary to tell the world a bit about yourself. Here goes nothin':

Name: Ryan. Call me either this or Bite-Me-Batty.

Age: That changes every year, so let's not bother...fine. I'm turning 16 in October.

Gender: Male

Favorite Color: Blue...and Black. And Red.

Favorite Movie: At this time? Star Wars 7.

Favorite Book: At this time? CoVT (The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod)

Favorite Song: Erm...At this time?...For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica.

Favorite pastime: Reading. Definitely.

Other random bits: I am a Christian. And I am also an aspiring NHL goalie. Tho that may not happen. My main YouTube Channel is Tennant Turtle, and my secondary is Tennant Turtle Origami.

Non-fanfictional stories that I am writing(Not posted to FictionPress or anything, maybe soon):

Title: Lost World

Summary: Teenage revolution. Former president of the US bands together 8 very different teenagers to overthrow the corrupt world government after WW3. But first, they must overcome their own problems.

Title: The Survival Game

Summary: 3 teenage fugitives hide for their lives in the woods of Valdosta, Georgia. Not only must they survive the governments attempts to kill them, but nature's, too.

Title: Just Before Dawn

Summary: Every teenage boy has problems. For some, it's girl trouble. For others, it's boy trouble. For others still, it's parent trouble. But for this teenage boy, it's vampire trouble.

Title: Collide

Summary: Celebs never have it easy, what with the press and the paparazzi on their tale no matter where they are. How hard will it be for a teenage movie star to live a normal high school life, and keep his secret girlfriend just that...a secret?

Top Fandoms:

TMNT

Doctor Who

The Mortal Instruments

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Heroes of Olympus

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

The Slayer Chronicles

Warriors

Fullmetal Alchemist

Black Butler

Conspiracy 365

Death Note

Favorite Teams:

Baseball: Atlanta Braves

Hockey: New York Rangers

WAYNE GRETZKY IS THE GREATEST!! COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF THE GREAT ONE IS YOUR HOCKEY HERO!!!

(You know, if you like hockey. If you don't, start.)

I am not sane. You have been warned. Proceed with Caution.

Current stories in progress that you have to keep reminding me to update. :3

Anything and everything. PLEASE bug the crap out of me!!

I won't worry with OC profiles. I'd bore you with the sheer amount.

Fanfiction Terminology:

OC-Own Character-A character you invent

OOC-Out Of Character-When an existing character's personality is a little bit off from how they're normally shown

POV-Point Of View-First person, third person, et cetera

OTP-One True Pairing-One ship that is your absolute favorite and you whole-heartedly support

R&R-Read And Review-Self-explanatory

F&F-Favorite and Follow-Self-explanatory

PM-Private Message-Used to message other authors/readers/fanfictoners

HIATUS-A story put on pause until further notice

i.e/f.e-in example, for example-not Fanfiction-specific terms, but helpful to know

Canon-The events of a book or movie or other such fandom as they are told with the ships given by the author(s)-opposite of Fanon

Fanon-What is widely accepted by the populus but never officially declared-can also be used to describe anything that changes some portion of a fandom's plot

Flame-A hateful review meant more to put someone down then to help them improve. I.e, saying "You're story is stupid and everything's spelled wrong!" over "You may want to spellcheck your stories more." NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM

Mary Su/Gary Stu-A 'perfect' character that can do no wrong, always gets the guy/girl, enemies always either die or 'see the light'. TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS

Do you often...

If so, you may be suffering from SFA (Severe Fanfiction Addiction) and/or IFG (Incredible Fantasy Geekiness). There is curently no known cure, but you are not alone. Together, we can kill all the bad guys, one word at a time. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have SFA and IFG

TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER

1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.

2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.

3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my glob! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has
NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.

4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.

5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my glob! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!”

6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.

7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through.

8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.

9. When you begin to envision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.

10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.

COPY AND PASTE IF THIS IS YOU!!

You know your a Doctor Who Fan when

9, 10, and 11 aren't just numbers.

Your favorite insult is "You're so thick you're Mr. Thick Thick Thickity Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania, and so's your dad."

In 20 years time you will be forcing your children to watch classic episodes of Doctor Who

No matter what country you come from, or language you speak, you know what Raxacoricofallapatorius means

You cry when the hologram of the Doctor cuts out right before he tells Rose he loves her (Crying is a sign of courage, people!)

You always take a banana to a party

Basically...RUN!!!!!

You've seen the Doctor Who Never Mind the Buzzocks special at least 3 times over

BAD WOLF

Having two shadows is a death sentence

You get upset when Jack dies, even though you know he'll be right back

You know to never trust mall Santas

"I am not amused."

You draw the TARDIS all over your school work.

You secretly threaten to exterminate people you don't like.

Stetsons and Fezzes

"EXTERMINATE!"

Just because Doctor Who has finished does not mean you can have the TV...I'm watching Confidential

TARDIS blue is an official color and is completely different from normal blue (BBC has posted RGB codes! It's copyrighted!)

"Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved."

"Hey, who turned out the lights?"

"Oh God, I was going to be cool."

You try to get Cleverbot to act out scenes from your favorite episodes.

You wonder why people still stay in London on Christmas.

You would never ask the Doctor "Doctor Who?"

You manage to work quotes into everyday conversations.

"Tap tap tap tap. Tap tap tap tap." Is the most terrifying noise on Earth.

You never take diet pills.

Jammie Dodgers are actually TARDIS self destruct buttons.

You don't trust anyone with a gas mask.

You really want to try fish-fingers with custard-or you already have. In addition, you want others to try it.

"Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey...stuff."

"DELETE."

"Are you my mummy?"

The fourth Harry Potter is the best, no questions asked.

"GERONIMO!"

You can never turn your back on a statue.

You always turn left.

You always wait 5 and a half hours.

You never listen to reason.

"Bowties are cool."

You see a broken clock and immediately listen for ticking.

"It's bigger on the inside."

"Did I mention it travels in time?"

"Look at me I'm a target!"

"I can buy a fez."

"Hello, I'm Sexy."

When the teacher asks why you are late, you either got trapped in a time storm or it's Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff.

You're disappointed when you find out your favorite restaurant doesn't serve fish fingers and custard.

"Are you trying to poison me?!"

"Come along, Ponds."

Grab the book nearest to you! Turn to page 81, find line four.

"The Hawks then defeated the Beavers, 11-2, in the last bronze medal game to be played to date at the CCAA Championships." (Total Hockey)

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

the couch

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

An American Revolution documentary for school

Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:35 PM

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:37 PM

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Rio 2. My siblings are watching it.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

1 hour and 10 minutes ago. Filming a fanmad music video to Time of Dying by Three Days Grace

What are you wearing?

My Adam Gontier outfit-I was just filming a music video

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a clock, and photographs

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The New York Rangers Franchise

Type your name with your elbow.

ryga n (URGH SO CLOSE)

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

the closet door

Keep calm and be like me.

Oohh who's that sexy beast?! Oh. I just clicked on my own profile again...

Throwing your phone in anger...then checking if it's still okay

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X cause she's not coming back.

I'm not a NERD, I'm just smarter than you.

Trying to keep a straight face in a serious situation and failing miserably.

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random. (I can't promise you'll survive, either. I am a hungry vampire. STARVING)

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it.

I didn't learn sarcasm. It's my native language.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die (I also read for this reason)

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Target?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait (My middle school band director needs this on a t-shirt)

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

When I smile wickedly, with by brows drawn together in the middle in my forehead like a villain with an evil plan, start saying your prayers and writing your will. When I start rubbing my hands together like a mad scientist and staring at you through my hair while chuckling cruelly, start running.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges"

there's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of guy who walks into chairs and says sorry

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk; I have a work station...

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

I'm one of those people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense"

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you’ve a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this one your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person that gets really excited when you get a new review, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end OR pulled an all-nighter because you were reading fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this into your profile.

8 of every 10 teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this in your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the media is just a mob of gossipers who want attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you often change topic really randomly... ooh! Cake!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone a REALLY long time without blinking copy this on your profile

If you’re part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever flipped out and ended up on an adrenaline high that lasted for 4 days straight bc your favorite sports team won against their arch rival...well, you know the drill. Copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever gone raving mad and rampaged, destroying any and all things in your path because your favorite sports team lost (possibly because of the officials calling a shot wrong) and/or sank into a deep depression afterwards, then gone into another rampage because of it...C&P. C&P.

If you have ever freaked anyone out by cosplaying without a costume (i.e., pretending to be Vladimir Tod and asking your mother for a dinner of blood), Copy and Paste.

Scientists have demoted the planet Pluto, saying it is too small. If you disagree with this copy and paste this statement on your profile and add your name to the list: Tanith of Pellinor, AngelxofxthexSoul, XxDeviantAngelxX, Archangel's Requiem,KurouKageTenshiFreedomfromrule, Aliengirl13, Bite-Me-Batty

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself and/or someone else, copy this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer

If you have so many copy and paste things on your pro that you forget what 99% of them are, copy and paste, then forget this one.

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10
most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Which way does a compass point in space?

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the
movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

In a dog-eat-dogworld the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out
right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'm the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those that can't.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Can't stand me? Then sit down

How to get a genie to give you more than 3 wishes:

-1st and 2nd wishes are free. Go and be free. Wish for what you wish.

-For your 3rd wish, wish/do as follows:

-"I wish that [insert person's name here] would find your lamp after I complete this wish, and listen to and obey any and all orders I give them." -When that person finds the lamp, tell them to wish for what you want for wishes 1 and 2, then on wish 3, tell them to wish what you wished, with a different person's name.

-Find that person and repeat.

DEVELOPED BY BITE-ME-BATTY

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

How come you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too,
therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Wooden chopsticks are utensils, and good for getting splinters. Metal chopsticks are utensils that can hold a girl's hair and place, and good for getting stabbed.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Things that make you wonder

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can heavy-set people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)As opposed to using like martian soap?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)As opposed to being cold...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)As opposed to acting as extra-caffeinated coffee.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)I never would have guessed!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)It said nothing about using my feet.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." Anonymous

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons.

Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!"
Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

-Credit to AlienGirl13

Addition for whovians by Bite-Me-Batty: WHOVIANS ONLY- Wear a gas mask. Ask every passenger that comes in "Are you my mummy?" Stare at them with your head to the side and walk toward them slowly, saying "Mummy" over and over. As they leave, say, "Let me in, mummy, I'm scared of the bombs! I'm coming to find you..."

Addition for 'vampires' by Bite-Me-Batty: Ask every passenger that comes on if they'd like to go out for a bite. Then add, as an afterthought "of course, you'll be the bite..."OR

Introduce yourself to every passenger and say: Thank you for using Vampire Airlines. I am this elevator's resident blood-sucker, and you're my next meal.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW Up?

A good or best friend!

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

A good friend won't repost this. A best friend already has this on their profile!

RIDDLE TIME!! Don't read the italics till you figure it out!

If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do you bury the survivours?

nowhere, you don't bury surviours.

A boy runs for home. He makes three lefts and finds two masked men waiting for him. What happened?

The boy is a baseball player. He is running to home plate where the catcher and umpire are waiting.

A box, with no lock key or lid, yet inside golden treasure is hid.

Eggs. (The Hobbit)

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees, up, up, up it goes, and yet, never grows?

mountains (the hobbit)

What is gold when old, silver when new, hard to find and easy to lose?

friends

Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters?

the wind(The Hobbit)

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes out first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.
dark(The Hobbit)

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking
fish (the hobbit)

This thing all things devours; Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats mountain down.
time (the hobbit)

Thirty white horses on a red hill. first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.

teeth (the hobbit)

An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. 'That eye is like to this eye' Said the first eye, 'But in low place Not in high place.'

Sun shining on daisies (the hobbit)

No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some.

Fish on a little one-legged table, man at table sitting on a three-legged stool, the cat gets the bones (the hobbit)

Not a pool but it has a cover, not a tree but has leaves, not a slave but is bound, not a website but has pages, and not a shirt but has sleeves.

a book

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

a waterfall

A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter, and twelve remains. What am I?

dozens

If someone says they always lie, are they lying or telling the truth?

no answer-it's a paradox

If you had a time machine, and put too much cereal in your milk, you could go back in time and tell your past self to add more milk. But then your past self might add too much and you'd have to go back and tell them to add more cereal. If they add too much, then you would have to tell them to add more milk. If they add too much, more cereal--It's just a loop--another paradox

30 things Harry Potter taught us

1. Fred and George taught us that most of the time, all you need is a good laugh.
2. Draco Malfoy taught us that most people are not born evil.
3. Cho Chang taught us that our first love may not be our last. But that's ok.
4. Neville Longbottom taught us that only the biggest adversities will reveal your true self.
5. Dobby taught us to cherish freedom.
6. Harry Potter taught us that there are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.
7. Ron Weasly taught us that you can overcome your lack of confidence if you believe in yourself.
8. Hermione Granger taught us that reading can save your life.
9. Severus Snape taught us that heroes can hide in the most unlikely of places.
10. Rubeus Hagrid taught us that outside appearances can sometimes hide the most beautiful things.
11. Ginny Weasly taught us that bold is beautiful.
12. Lily Potter taught us that there is nothing stronger than a mother's love.
13. Remus Lupin taught us that even a lone wolf can find love.
14. Dolores Umbridge taught us that education should never have a political agenda.
15. Sirius Black taught us that the ones we love never truly leave us.
16. Albus Dumbledore taught us that great knowledge is attained with great pain.
17. Luna Lovegood taught us that we should celebrate our individuality.
18. Lucius Malfoy taught us that money will only let you choose your own form of misery.
19. The Dursley's taught us that imagination is a necessity.
20. Arthur Weasly taught us that curiosity is a good thing.
21. Molly Weasly taught us that a loving wife and devoted mother can also kick butt!
22. Bellatrix Lestrange taught us that obsession will rot your mind and lead you to madness. ((I don't care. I proudly enjoy my TMNT obsession.))
23. Percy Weasly taught us that family will always be there for you.
24. Sybill Trelawney taught us that you can always change your future.
25. Peter Pettigrew taught us that spineless people will always turn on you.
26. Hedwig taught us about the pain of departure and the loss of innocence.
27. Lord Voldemort taught us that a life without love is barely living.
28. Gellert Grindlewald taught us that power will corrupt you, if you let it.
29. The Harry Potter Series as a whole taught us to always stand up for what we believe in.
30. J. K. Rowling taught us that the stories that we love will stay with us...always.

"Tonight, Chow mein will be the main chow!" -King Julian, Penguins of Madagascar

"I'm crazy. But wait! Crazy people don't know they're crazy! So that means I'm not crazy. Isn't that crazy?" -Idk

"I read that in a fanfic." -Me

"Do, or do not. There is no try." -Yoda, Star Wars

"We've all got light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on, that's who we really are." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter

"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -Sirius Black

"Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry Potter

"What is life without a little risk?" -Sirius Black

"Sometimes we must choose between what is easy and what is right." -Albus Dumbledore

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore

"For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud." -Albus Dumbledore

"Working hard is important, but there is something that matters even more: believing in yourself." -Harry Potter

"It is our choices that show us what we truly are far more than our abilities." -Albus Dumbledore

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." -Albus Dumbledore

"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it." -Albus Dumbledore

"It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well." -Albus Dumbledore

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to our friends." -Albus Dumbledore

"The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and therefore should be treated with caution." -Albus Dumbledore

"People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right." -Albus Dumbledore

"Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." -Albus Dumbledore

"Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young." -Albus Dumbledore

"There's no need to call me 'sir' professer." -Harry Potter

"The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure." -Severus Snape

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." -Rowena Ravenclaw

"Of course this is happening inside your head Harry. But why on earth should that mean that it isn't real?" -Albus Dumbledore

"The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect." -Luna Lovegood

"We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better." -J. K. Rowling

"Time is making fools of us again." -Albus Dumbledore

"YOU PUT YOUR KEEN AND PENETRATING MIND TO THE TASK, AND AS USUAL, ARRIVE AT THE WRONG CONCLUSION." -SIRIUS BLACK

"April, I'm sorry we can't get there,but don't you worry, just keep calm,AND RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" -Donnie

"What are they gonna do? Mutate the whole planet so they can live here and we can't?" -Mikey

"I don't know what's scarier, what you just said or that you said it." -Donnie

"What are they doing? That's incredibly stupid! Or brilliant...Or...or both!" -Donnie

"Yes you did it again! Why do you keep grabbing my face?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!" -Donnie

"...text message from everyone but Mikey knows who." -Donnie

"She's not my girlfriend, Mikey! She's a girl, who's a friend, whose dad got kidnapped by the same aliens who are going to break into that lab, and WE'RE GONNA STOP EM!" -Donnie

"Because he’s human that’s why, BIG DEAL! You know how many people are human?!?!" -Donnie

"Which should we save first? The world or the English language?" -Donnie

"She’s on a date?! I can’t believe it… With some punk human kid!" -Donnie

"It's my call, I decide who gets a beat down. That guy needs a beat down." -Leo

"Everyone stand your ground! On second thought, RUN!" -Leo

"Imagine if they knew who they were working for. The ones who are working for this place must punch the card that is known as the 'timecard' in the clock which is known as the clock of time" -Leo

"Wrong! The halting of Kraang is exactly the thing that the ones who are-...ugh, just halt!" -Leo

"For many years I have lived in the shadows, training my adopted sons in the ways of Ninjutsu. I have tried to prepare them for the worst that the world can offer - hoping it would never come. But we are running out of time. Our family is strong. I only hope that we are strong enough." -Splinter

"Seek victory, not fairness." -Splinter

"I am compassionate...not insane." -Splinter

" You are ninjas. You work in the shadows -- in secret. This becomes difficult if there is proof of your existence in high definition!" -Splinter

"What you know is dangerous to your enemy; what you think you know is dangerous to you." Splinter

"You are brilliant Donatello, but you tend to over think things too much."Splinter

"He has no business learning our art. He is...a doofus." Splinter

"Remember my son everything you know I have shown you... But I have not shown you everything I know." Splinter

"There is not a monster more dangerous than a lack of compassion." -Splinter

The first rule of the Ninja is to do no harmUnless you need to do harm, then do LOTS of harm." -Splinter

"Rest? The Shredder will not rest...Until you are all dead!" -Splinter

"For a ninja, anything can be a weapon." -Splinter

"Look closely at this face, Shredder. FOR IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE!" -Splinter

"Yes, please explain why you have brought a complete stranger into our secret hidden lair!" -Splinter

"Sometimes it's good to be a turtle...and sometimes it's good to be a short turtle." -Raph

"BOOYAKASHA!!" -Mikey

"School isn't really my thing." -Casey

"Normal, sane people think R.I.P. means Rest In Peace. People like me think it means Rot In Pieces." -Blue Seidr

"Magnus is a fab warlock." -me

"I'm Trans, a member of the LGBT community. I'm not worshipped or admired for my transgenderism. I am somewhat normal, and maybe not all there. I also think TRANSGENDERISM is the weirdest word in existence. I am human. Mind BLOWN." -Bite-Me-Batty

"I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual." -Magnus Bane

"Raxacoricofallapatorious!" -Whovians Worldwide

"Fantastic!"-9

"Allons-y!"-10

"Geronimo!"-11

"Bite me." -Vladimir Tod

"Chocolate is to be savored, not rushed." -Magnus Chase

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This was by mockingjmellark1210

MY ANTI BULLYING CAMPAIGN

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Sticks and stones may break my bones

but words could even kill me

C&P to STOP BULLYING

Don't Bully People-

They may be a jerk, sure.

They may have insulted you, or someone close to you, sure.

They may have insulted something you stand for.

But-

They may be abused.

They may not be loved.

That may be the only thing they know.

They may be depressed, and not know how to deal with it.

That may have been how they were raised.

They may be trying to defend their own beliefs, or family and friends.

So Instead of Bullying-

Give them love instead.

You could save their life

and give them the strength to go on another day.

I know it's hardcuz it is for me too

but no one is perfect, and neither are you.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WHEN THEY AREN'T AROUND YOU

COPY AND PASTE TO HELP STOP BULLYING

He went to school

thinking it was a normal Tuesday.

He'd left for the bus

knowing nobody loved him

as usual

and went down the hall

alone

as usual

and ignored his pain

all day

as usual.

He made

one off comment

and the older boy

hit him.

Calling him terrible names

and shouting at him

with no mercy.

The depressed boy

gave up.

The next day

he was absent

and the next

and the next.

The older boy that

had bullied him so

found out that

his victim had overdosed

and wasn't coming back.

It caused the older boy

much distress;

The next day

he was absent

and the next

and the next.

His buddies found

his suicide note

by his dangling body

in the tool shed.

The note said

"I was wrong;

I should have

been kind

instead of being

so malicious.

Then the other boy

the one who was abused

and unloved

who didn't have as good a life

as I did

would still be around."

BULLYING IS DANGEROUS

DON'T DO IT

C&P TO STOP BULLYING