Icarus Isambard
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Joined 04-01-14, id: 5629809, Profile Updated: 07-22-20
Author has written 6 stories for Guild Wars, Dragon Age, and Kuroshitsuji.

Bawdy songster. Sesquipedalian logophile. Neuromancer-at-large. Champion genius. Ace as hell. Staunch proponent of flamethrower usage in the culinary arts. Obsessive PvPer [clean for 6 months!] [once more unto the breach, dear friends!]. Reader of classics. Wearer of goggles. Deployer of turrets. Releaser of Kraken. Liar of the first degree. I have a Phd in Horribleness.

Fudging lore since 2014.

Find me at AO3 as Icarus_Isambard.

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An Awfully Big Adventure by Leo13o9 reviews
Eine Geschichte über die Erlebnisse eines normalen Gamer-Girls, das eines Tages in seinem Lieblings-PC-Spiel aufwacht und versucht, mit den Strapazen eines Abenteurerlebens klar zu kommen. - - - A story about the experiences of an average gamer-girl who wakes up in her favourite computer-game one day and tries to deal with the struggles of being an adventurer and saving the world.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - German - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,910 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/3/2013
Waiting 6,032 Years by theunlivedlife reviews
Adam may be the anti-christ, but he is also human, which means he recognizes the very human emotions Aziraphale and Crowley have for each other when they haven't managed to in over six-thousand years.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Complete
Singing in the Silence by Kimberly T reviews
The Phantomhive servants are all loyal and sworn to defend the estate and their master from any and all enemies... even enemies they can't actually see. Based on the manga, references to PTSD and pre-canon histories.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Finnian, Snake, Mey-Rin, Tanaka
Fortius quo Fidelius by Idonquixote reviews
Five times Sebastian Michaelis saved the Phantomhive staff and the one time they saved their demon butler.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Baldroy, Finnian, Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
A Very Long Estrangement: A Lupin III Musical by IcyKali reviews
Jigen and Goemon are sick of Lupin always putting Fujiko on a pedestal. One day, they think up a plan to get Lupin to snap out of his annoying behavior. When their plan is put into action, Lupin is shaken to his very core! Can he survive? Oh, and did I mention this is a musical with eleven original songs? Red Jacket-verse.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Fujiko, Goemon, Jigen, Lupin III - Complete
Taris Tagebuch by Fatouma reviews
Story in German. The adventures of young Ascalonian Ranger Tari Calenardhon, told by herself in form of a diary. Blood and gore, love and loss. Rated for adult content in later chapters. Setting: GW1. AU, slightly.
Guild Wars - Rated: M - German - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 479,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009
Just a Trick of the Light by Tia Paes reviews
It was, he assured himself, just a trick of the light. Bard's POV.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Baldroy, Sebastian M. - Complete
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(Further) Adventures in Engineering: Welcome to the Jungle reviews
When the jungle dragon brings down the Tyrian fleet, Pact Engineer Von Ffeldy can't catch a break. With his weapons lost, his toolkit scattered through the foliage, and a mordrem vine choking the breath out of him, rescue should come as a relief. But Ffeldy can never tell if the sarcastic sylvari is joking or not, and to what extent the Commander wants to use him to her own ends.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2019 - Published: 9/2/2019 - OC, Canach, Commander, Mordremoth
The Engineer and the Ingénu reviews
When his attempt to dodge the Seraph draft leads to a black eye and an embarrassing arrest in a moa shed, 18-year-old Ffeldy will be lucky to get a job as apprentice armorer in the Mists. In a series of misadventures proving Ffeldy does NOT have what it takes to be fighter, mage, or thief, his ineptitude catches the eye of an asuran engineer in need of a suitable test subject.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Asura, Human, Logan T., OC - Complete
The Spirit is Willing, but the Chef is Weak reviews
With Sebastian micromanaging meal preparation in the Phantomhive kitchens, the only way chef Baldroy can get noticed is by bringing out the heavy firepower. Maybe it's time for Bard to take his culinary education into his own hands, even if it means overcoming demons of the non-Sebastian kind. If he fails, his finger is on the chopping block. The butler never makes empty threats!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Baldroy, Finnian, Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
The Love Song of Engineer Prufrock: A PVP Poem reviews
GW2 pvp takes an existentialist turn when Engi Prufrock tries to get on the leaderboards. Matches are futile...and then you die. Apologies to T.S. Eliot, and also to any reader who has neither majored in English Lit nor obsessively played pvp. If you like this one (and why should you?), check out my Gunga PVP poem, too.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2015
Gunga PvP: A Poem reviews
If you play enough GW2, you come to realize that there are different types of players: the casual-only players who hate PvP, and the PvPers who hate casual players playing PvP (go on, say that three times fast). This is an homage to the latter. Sort of.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014
In Which Our Brave Heroes Unveil a Dastardly Felon reviews
This one-shot started as an exercise in excessive purple prose that got hilariously out of hand. Someone stole Alistair's helmet! Who? Pokes fun of those "The [adjective] sun rose in the [adjective] sky, casting its [adjective] light over the [adjective] land" openings, paradoxes of description, and also those shared armor game mechanics. Maybe you'll even laugh.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Alistair, Leliana, Zevran A., Anders - Complete