WHOA!
Well let's get one thing straight right off the bat, I am not Jerry Springer, and I am not endorsed by Family Auto Mart, Mr. Lid, or Urban Dictionary.
I do not have any mental instabilities that I know of at the moment. Not any the doctor will admit to anyway. I like to consider my stories a free roam of my imagination. My imagination is a very special one. While I am writing stories my imagination tends to present me with 50 different paths to go down at several points in the story, which can get a little stressful. Yet, I wouldn't have it any other way. This means that the story line is interesting, and can lead the reader's mind to one of the paths as well, usually deceiving them of what they believe is going to happen. I like to try to use proper grammar and spelling whenever I can, yet I am not perfect. There will be slip- ups and mistakes, as with all great authors, or anyone really. My "i" key doesn't want to do it's job lately, so those might be missing sometimes. My stories can sometimes tend to get bland, as my mind has set on a path and I am racing to get it all down before it falls out of position. I am still working on this, I am a beginner after all. If you ever wonder what goes on inside the mind of a man that is insane, but don't want to confront an insane person, just contact me. I can probably give you a good idea. Better yet, read one of my stories. That might sound scary I know, but just give it a try! If you can't read beyond the first paragraph don't worry, neither can I. It's not because I think my writing is bad, it's just that I get into these moods to write things and then 10 hours late it's "what the hell..."

My stories? Well my stories are of course about Gravity Falls! This cartoon brought me back to cartoons, before it I had stopped watching any cartoons because I really didn't care about any others that were on the air. Now i'm here writing fan fictions about it. Now my stories are a little over the edge some may say as far as the story line goes. What edge are they over? The edge of insanity. I don't necessarily "ship" anything Don't read my first two stories), I mainly like just writing random topics, and throwing the names Dipper and Mabel in there. There are wilder authors on this site, but I TRY. I try to be insane? Nah, let's call it creative, ok?

I write predominately humorous stories, usually just random silliness. Think of it as a Youtube Poop. FanFicPoop. I also try my hand at horror, but it usually just turns into a ramble based purely on gore. I've got to find an appropriate story line for a horror! Currently I have three stories on hiatus: Dipper and Mabel: The Maury Show, Enter at your Own Risk, and Attic Treasures. I am also working on two other separate projects that haven't been released, one being a horror and the other being a horror. Is it strange that I haven't had Soos in any of my stories yet? No? Ok. Anyways, no, I do not ship anything. No, I did not write that oldest story you see on my profile! But seriously, I thought that was the only way to get into this Fanfiction thing back then, now I have found my niche. Comedy! Horror! Stupidity! Now all I have to do someday is to combine funny with terror, and boom, I own all the intranets!

Don't you just hate it when you're writing a fanfiction for the first time in months and while you're writing it another idea completely separate pops into your head?

If you have written a review on one of my stories then you have gotten a reply. Specifically on my horror stories, you have gotten something to the effect of "What was I thinking writing this?!" or, "Why did I write this?!" At the time it might have seemed like a good story, but then then next morning when I am no longer in a bad mood, I have to come back and deal with the crap I did the night before. Don't ask me, even I don't understand me.

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Should I delete my old bio? This is like the most cringe thing I've ever typed.

2020 - MAKE FANFICTIONS GREAT AGAIN!

Till next time take care of yourself, and each other.