Hey my name's Jade

I'm older than 1, younger than 1000000000000000. My fav colour is Black (I count it as a colour, I don't care if u don't), my least fav is pink. I am a girl and I live somewhere in the Milky Way.

I love all sports except some girly ones like dancing, gymnastics etc. I also love my... I don't really like much thanks to my poor excuse of a family.

I like cartoons (They help me escape reality), trusty friends (Still haven't really got any), snakes, spiders etc

I hate bossiness, 'popular' kids, stuck-up blonds, girly girls, fakers, posers, cheaters, gossip, boy drama, the nickname 'Jadey' etc.

Why am I telling you this? 2 Explainations.

1) So you know what not to call me.

2) I am sooooo bored at the moment.

Biggest Secret: I secretly * myself. It wouldn't be a secret if I told u.

Biggest Fear: Appearing or being weak.

Best Quality: Idk, I don't think I have one.

Worst Quality: Snapping at any moment.

Hobby: Telling Riddles, Horror stories/movies.

Biggest Wish: For my life to be normal OR for me to be oblivious of my surrounding (I'm not) OR for me to find that special someone.

Appearance: Brunette (Want black hair), Blue eyes (Green or red would be cool), and that's all I'm telling.

It would be good if a gender could hang around the opposite gender without being teased like, "Do u like him?" or "How long have u 2 been dating?" Argh it is so irritating.

I also hate all the secrets people tell me but I never tell, if I did do u know how much drama/gossip there would be?

Reason For Going On Fanfiction: I love cartoons, and if I end up going fan girl-y on u then I'm sorry, I'm not always like that.

Ships:

(Grojband)

CoreyxLaney

CoreyxCarrie

LennyxCarrie

LennyxLaney

KinxLaney

KinxKim

KonxLaney

KonxKonnie

(Sonic the Hedgehog)

SonicxAmy

ShadowxAmy

SilverxBlaze

ShadowxRouge

JetxWave

KnucklesxAmy

KnucklesxRouge

(TD Series)

AlejandroxHeather

DuncanxGwen

CameronxGwen

MikexZoey

LightningxJo

BrickxJo

GeoffxBridgette

OwenxIzzy

CameronxDawn

TrentxCourtney

ScottxCourtney

SamxDakota

ScottxDawn

NoahxDawn

MalxGwen

DJxDawn

CodyxDawn

BxDawn

(Stoked)

ReefxFin

TyxEmma

BrosephxLo

BrosephxEmma

Plus, a LOT of others that I can't think of ;)

(Girl) Am I pretty?

(Boy) NO.

(Girl) Do u want to be with me forever?

(Boy) NO.

(Girl) Would u cry if I walked away?

... ... (boy) NO.

She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away. Tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm:

(Boy) You're not pretty... You're beautiful.

(Boy) I don't want to be with you forever... I need to be with you forever.

(Boy) I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!

(Boy whispers) Plzz stay with me.

(Girl whispers) I will...

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm, tomorrow it could be anywhere.

Get ready for the shock of your life! If you don't paste this to your profile... You will have relationship problems for the next ten years.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

65% of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35% that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a geek and love it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper. If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a flip you sparkly bitch!" Copy and repost this!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "Jump Bitch, Jump!" or "DO A FLIP!!"

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

(Yeah, I did this to A LOT of people)

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared

their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

They Pushed Her Down A Sewer

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder...

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied.

If all the world's a stage... where the heck is the audience sitting??

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

I am never serious. Seriously.

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on DVD now.

I’m always right… except when I’m wrong.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

I always lie. Trust me.

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping.

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement. It was up-lift-ing.

The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

We cannot give you the weather today because we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

A day without sunshine is, like night.

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "Ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.

She, now your wife, is not a "Dog person" -- Still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate.

Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "Prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- Because your touch was now so infrequent -- And I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These past few years, you just answered "Yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "Your dog" to "Just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "Family," but there was a time when I was your only family.

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- That this was all a bad dream... Or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry."

She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- A place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her.

It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

Put this on your profile if it touched your heart.

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.

"What color was Napoleon’s white horse?" "Uh, I dunno… Black?"

As a girl was looking at a poodle, she said “Whoa! it’s a sheep!”

THE LAW OF FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days. REAL FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick. REAL FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" REAL FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect

you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

This isn't school! This is Hell with fluorescent lighting.

If con is the opposite of pro, tell me, what is the opposite of progress?

I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

You are an asset, when you’re not being a pain in the asset.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. He stares at you a lot.

2. He hits you alot (just play hitting). 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you.

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar," with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process.

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.).

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address (stalker much?).

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible, Now make a wish...

Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.r profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." After a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." She means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." Nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teens will not stand up for God, so repost this into your profile if you are one of the two precent that will stand up for God.

If you ever wished you would talk to animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

God lives in animals. Animals live here. God lives here. Jesus is my Saviour. Put this in your sig. if he's yours too. 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your sig. and be one of the 4% who will. I am me. DEAL WITH IT!

--Post this on your -- page if you're -- not embarrased -- to tell -- others that -- you're a Christian.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Against Racism

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her

"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, ma'am" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sitting next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet.

SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM

A black man walked into a room where a white man was sat.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...When I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if

you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Even if you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about to re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

There's a 14 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...This really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. Something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!(Or will it)

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

"If there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's the oncoming train"

"Whoever said that words don’t hurt, never got hit by a dictionary."

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

Your village called, their idiot is missing

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready." Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever."

Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything."

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends." Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you." Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together."

Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you." Kiss on the Lips = "I love you."

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other."

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine." Holding on Tight = "I don't want to let go."

Looking into Each Other's Eyes = "I just plain love you."

Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me."

Arms Around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go."

Laughing While Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you." Picking Someone up off Their Feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them."

--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means.

92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95,BlossomQueen a.k.a Zahra, KingBrick a.k.a Scott, canzie, greengirl2500,death angel shadow-kat, Life Is A Game I'm Gonna Win,

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

Somebody, for the love of God, copy and paste this onto your profile if you don't think Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread so I know I'm not alone!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 13 isn't an unlucky number copy and paste this to you profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "Maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again.

To every girl that has faith that "Tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."'

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry,

That I bought you roses,

To tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry,

That I was raised with respect,

Not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry,

That my body's not ripped enough,

To "Satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry,

That I open your car door,

And pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry,

That I'm not cute enough,

To be "Your guy."

I'm sorry,

That I am actually nice;

Not a jerk.

I'm sorry,

I don't have a huge bank account,

To buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry,

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you,

Instead of at a club.

I'm sorry,

I would rather make love to you then just screw you,

Like some random guy.

I'm sorry,

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

But never good enough to date.

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up,

And didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

But when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry,

That I am there to pick you up at 4AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry,

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,

Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry,

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call,

To listen to you cry for hours,

Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry,

That you can't realize...

I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry,

If you read this and know somebody like this,

But don't care.

But most of all...

I'm sorry,

For not being sorry anymore.

I'm sorry,

That you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry,

I can never do anything right,

And nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry,

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,

I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry,

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry,

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry,

That I cared.

I'm sorry

That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things.'

A Poem About Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all,

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark,

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream.

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape,

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O' please God, have mercy!

O' please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

To help those in need.

I may seem evil,

But I'm not.

And if you read this

And don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

A One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Stereotypes! Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will have an XXX at the end.)

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. XXX

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. XXX

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. XXX

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. XXX

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAME PLAYER , so I must be ugly...or crazy. XXX

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. XXX

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. XXX

I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak XXX

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

If you ever stood up for yourself, even though you were scared, add this to your profile

IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love

You love

Dogs are better than

It's hilarious when people get

You've played with/against boys on a

Shopping is

Sad movies

You own/ed an X-Box.(I wish)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a

At some point in time you wanted to be a

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. XXX

You used to be obsessed with Power

You watch sports on TV (I hate watching, I'd rather play myself).

Gory movies are

You go to your dad for

You own like a trillion baseball caps. XXX

You like going to high school football

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. XXX

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. XXX

Sports are funXXX

Talk with food in your

Sleep with your socks on at night. XXX

TOTAL: 21

I'm that girl,

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Ninety percent of teens and preteens would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus were on the roof of a ten-story building and threatening to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the ten percent that would be yelling "jump, bitch!".

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.Nor do they want to.Not everything is as it seems.

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, put this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Akozu Heiwa, WWII Enthusiast, Life Is A Game I'm Gonna Win,

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?!

So sweet, please don't break! ;3

1.) They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2.) The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3.) How cute they look when they sleep.

4.) The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5.) The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6.) How cute they are when they eat.

7.) The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8.) Because they are always warm even when its -30 outside.

9.) The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10.) The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11.) How cute they are when they argue.

12.) The way her hand always finds yours.

13.) The way they smile.

14.) The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15.) The way she says "Lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16.) The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17.) The way they kiss you when you say "I love you."

18.) Actually...just the way they kiss you...

19.) The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20.) Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21.) The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22.) Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23.) The way they say "I missed you..."

24.) The way you miss them.

25.) The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you!" or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!

Congratulations!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you on the lips, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true, not fake. If you re-post this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Wildshadow24, AquaFreez, Loststream,WolfPrincessGirl, newmew4you, Angel-From-Hell.172832,Tatertat, MusicAngel98, Hatsune Miku321, SHIPPERandGAMER, PurplePenguin50, Life Is A Game I'm Gonna Win,

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, A rose in the sand, EmpressOfEvilBunnies, willow grove tiger, Angel-From-Hell.172832,Tatertat, MusicAngel98, Hatsune Miku321, SHIPPERandGAMER, PurplePenguin50, Life Is A Game I'm Gonna Win,

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

(Where's 8? 0.0)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Fritos is pro-shoplifting?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Wow)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (No promises)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (GASP! I never would have known)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (LIEEEEESS!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the real God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me

Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart

Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry

Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.

Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.

Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.

Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.

Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.

Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.

Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.

Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.

Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.

Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Don't upset me, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

Boys are like slinky's, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

there were 2 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die