Bionicallyhide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Ramona Series, Hana Yori Dango, Harry Potter, and Frozen. Hi, I'm bio. I write for different fandoms but more recently for Harry Potter on the good ship Dramione, although I have branched out to other pairings in oneshots. I write parodies, rom-coms, mysteries, the occasional angst, and I have a few horror pieces as well. There's usually a strong romance subplot in my storylines. I also cross-post at ao3 as bionically. There are a lot more recent fics posted there as well, if you're interested in checking that out. Thanks for reading and reviewing! I have a hard time knowing how to respond to reviewers, but the time you take to do so is very much appreciated. Also: constructive reviews welcome. tumblr: bionicallywriting. The best place to reach me. Come say hi! |
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Gorgeous by DisenchantedGlow reviews
Everyone thinks Hermione Granger hates Draco Malfoy. She avoids him at all costs, and on the rare occasion she has to interact with him, she's anything but pleasant. But a few too many drinks and an unexpected conversation threaten to expose the real reason behind her hostility. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Your Eyes Are Mine by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione is surprised when Cedric Diggory, a handsome 6th year, starts chatting her up before the Quidditch World Cup. Ginny's convinced he's chatting her up because he fancies her. But in reality, it's so much more. (Written for the Hermione's Nook RarePair Soulmate Fest 2020; Cedric/Hermione, HEA)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/26 - [Hermione G., Cedric D.] - Complete
The Eyes that See Nothing by CloudMonkey reviews
Tom comes home to a Hermione who doesn't speak, who doesn't see, and who doesn't breathe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Intricacies of Marriage by kirsant reviews
Bonded by the Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione spend their days trying to kill one another. But when one of them gets a chance to fulfill that wish, what will they do? Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Squirm by MrBenzedrine reviews
Written for Halloween, 2016. Dramione. Rated M for non-con themes, as well as implied horror. TRIGGER WARNING. Draco Malfoy falls into a strange obsession with Hermione Granger. But it's a risk -he holds a dark, sinister secret, and if he becomes too close, she just might find out what it is. Dark Fic. WIP. **WINNER: Best WIP 2017 Winter Dramione Awards** *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Unwritten by Maloreiy reviews
"He'd always known that hair. He'd stared at it, he'd jinxed it, one memorable day he'd gotten his wand, his hand, and a good portion of his arm, stuck in it. But for the first time he was overcome with a longing to touch it. To touch her. To reach out to her and pull her towards him." A lovely little romance about a young Veela and the mate he never expected. S&R:CRW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Ministry by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
Being Minister for Magic is not easy, and things get even harder when Draco lets Blaise convince him that there's no one better for the job of Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic than Hermione Granger, the woman who tore his heart out three years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,449 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Memories, Emotions, and Time by LoverGurrl411 reviews
"It was like running into a long lost memory, and realizing that it hadn't been as lost as he'd first thought." Dramione. OneShot. Epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoys Always end up on top by Shiv5468 reviews
Post War, Draco's life has been threatened. He thinks he can cope, the Minister disagrees, and he is sent to live with Hermione... Old story, pre DHH,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Far Be It From Me by riptey reviews
Draco works in the dementia ward at St. Mungo's, and he loves his job, but he doesn't feel comfortable anywhere else. Recurring tremors in his hands make it hard for him to do things, and he's too embarrassed to let anyone see. So when his schoolboy crush, Hermione Granger, suddenly reappears in his life, all he can do is push her away. DMHG/EWE/for dramione remix (Donnie Darko)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Minimal Risk by galfoy reviews
This was not how she had imagined her year would end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 279 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better Off Forgotten by Delancey654 reviews
The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,519 - Reviews: 3040 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Marcus F., Katie B.] - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 325 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Consequences of Common Civility by Delancey654 reviews
Hogwarts, Sixth Year. Hermione Granger is assigned to tutor Draco Malfoy in Arithmancy. When the two enemies manage to find common ground, could the consequences be far-reaching enough to alter the outcome of the Second Wizarding War? Prequel to The Ginger Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,862 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 8,862 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Pearls Before Swine by BerriesandBooks reviews
What would an American version of Boys Before Flowers look like? What if Geum Jan Di was Janie Doe and Gu Joon Pyo was Jared Pullman? Same story with a few American twists.
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,744 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Jan Di, Joon Pyo - Complete
Owl SPEW by kaitward reviews
The beginning of a relationship, told through a series of letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
Draco has problems. He's a Death Eater, Malfoy Manor is in the hands of the Order of the Phoenix, and the war doesn't seem to be dwindling down any time soon. Also, he's invisible. And he knows just who to blame for that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One of the Monsters by galfoy reviews
Doubt was a funny thing. It was like a tick; harmless on the surface, but when it burrowed in deep, extremely dangerous. For Draco Malfoy, successful Death Eater, ruthless soldier and proud Pureblood, it may just be his downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 668 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 367 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Between the Lines by owlsarelovely reviews
What if, between the lines of Harry Potter, Draco and Hermione had much more to do with each other than we thought? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Memoriam by Cassinea reviews
For two weeks they pass each other like ghost ships in the night, their outlines faint in the fog where men dared not follow. The Janus Thickey Ward specializes in ghosts. (Draco/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life After Grief by Mel88 reviews
The Collier's Virus is highly contagious, magically virulent, and always fatal. Junior Healers Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are called in to help find a cure before the virus claims another life. If they can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,437 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snapshots of ME&YOU by Nayuki-Bunny reviews
Because sometimes Ramona needed to remember that Howie could be right / twenty 300-word drabbles
Ramona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Ramona Q., Howie K. - Complete
Irreversible Damage by namelessamelie reviews
Pressured by his parents to form advantageous relationships with war heroes, Draco attempts to befriend Hermione. In the process, he finds that there is much he'd like to forget. / COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Intoxication by namelessamelie reviews
Five years later, he is brought in to steal the job she's been working towards at the Ministry. / COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Malfoy by phlox reviews
Draco and Hermione Malfoy are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal magical world, working normal jobs... and going through the usual, ordinary, everyday, commonplace rut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Song for the Brokenhearted by JDPhoenix reviews
Without Hermione's support, Harry finds it harder and harder to break Draco out of his cage. A Dramione with very little Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Concerned and Conceited A Victorian Romance by drcjsnider reviews
When Hermione brings Rose to London for her first season, she did not expect to spend most of her time trying to prevent her daughter from getting engaged to the wrong man. Draco/Hermione, Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Lessons by drcjsnider reviews
While attempting to teach a love-struck Al a lesson in how to treat your friends, Rose and Scorpius discover something about themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Side to Side by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Seated together at the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball, Draco and Hermione might get bored enough to discuss certain events in their shared past. Or maybe they'll just get drunk. -written for dramione advent on LJ, happy holidays!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Runaways by drcjsnider reviews
Draco and Hermione join forces after Rose and Scorpius runaway from home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreamers by Marmalade Fever reviews
Through their respective Ministry professions, Hermione and Malfoy have been paired to solve a mystery occurring on a sleepy little island within the Ministry's jurisdiction, but the island is a little sleepier than they had originally presumed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles by drcjsnider reviews
Drabbles written about Draco and Hermione. They are not connected in any manner and cover various time periods/frames, etc. Most are EWE and some are only cannon compliant until DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Your Call Could Not Be Connected by ring of rubies reviews
Please Check the Name and Try Again Hermione Granger had taken to screening her floo calls. And it was all Draco bloody Malfoy’s fault… But sometimes even mistakes have happy endings. Two Shot Contains nudity. Easily offended should cover their eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch and Go by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Tree by Jewels5 reviews
No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Love Unseen by Laura Schiller reviews
The letter Teddy wrote and Emily never read.
Emily of New Moon series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
On First Dances by floorcoaster reviews
It's the first Christmas after the war, and the great divide in the wizarding world has yet to begin healing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Escape by StasyRed reviews
Our version of Shin and Yankumi finally getting together, set two years after graduation. Mangaverse. We don't own anything. Initially written in Russian.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko - Complete
The Absence of Nothing by Avelynn Tame reviews
The rise and fall of Sawada Shin's school attendance score. ShinKumi
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Yankumi/Kumiko, Shin - Complete
Memory Lapses by floorcoaster reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Laid by drcjsnider reviews
Backed in the corner of the kitchen, brandishing two skewers, and wearing a muggle dress with heels was Draco Malfoy. Standing in front of him, with two wands in her back pocket and a butcher knife in her hand, stood Hermione Granger. A Postwar Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Stick by floorcoaster reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winter in Tokyo by SuKiss reviews
AU. What would have happened had Tsukushi never gone to Eitoku but everything else stayed the same? What's going to happen now that an adult Tsukushi and Tsukasa meet...
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,327 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Frost Blue by Incarnadine reviews
What sort of person cares more about the past than the future, more about colours than people? And what sort of person could love someone like that? Post war Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
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It Happened in Egypt reviews
Wandless in Egypt: Draco's stranded in Egypt, but luckily, there's a Granger in sight. Now, if only he could prevent himself from strangling her. Fun times abroad: It was supposed to be a leisurely solo trip down the Nile. Hermione didn't factor in one blond man from her past and all his drama. Then there's the fact that everyone's after him. Much hilarity ensues. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,631 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 8/26/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unlikely Heroes reviews
Pansy Parkinson had no need for heroes. Non-linear events from the viewpoint of Pansy Parkinson. Featuring Neville x Pansy and Harry x Pansy (not triad). Seventh year, eighth year, and post-Hogwarts events. Three-shot written for the Fairest of the Rare LoveFest 2020. Stands complete as of now, but may be expanded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/31 - Harry P., Ginny W., Neville L., Pansy P.
More Than This reviews
What they have isn't meant to leave the dark confines of the broom closet...or is it? Based on Elithien's Dramione fanart Role Models. Hogwarts-era Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Mr and Mrs Norris reviews
She wasn't supposed to be in this time period, much less fall for him. No matter what the stars say. Written for the Fairest of the Rare Love Fest 2020.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/8 - [Hermione G., Argus F.] Albus D. - Complete
Almost All Grown Up reviews
Beezus was getting married; Howie was leaving for college; where did any of this leave Ramona? From Howie's perspective.
Ramona Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,329 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Howie K., Ramona Q., Roberta Q., Willa Jean K.
Last Night reviews
Hermione's done something really, uncharacteristically stupid. She doesn't even know who that something is. One-night stand mystery pairing. Figure it out before Hermione does! (Hint: It's not hard. Or maybe it was.) Rom-Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
1999. Eighth year. Something's different about Draco Malfoy. He's kind and courteous, and he even smiles. Ginny is convinced something's wrong with him, but Hermione would rather believe the best of him. He's changed for the better, right? Or perhaps it's something a bit more sinister… Written for the Twistmas 2019 Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Parallax Effect reviews
All oneshots under 5k will be placed in this file. Featuring a collection of rare pairings probably prompted by the Fairest of the Rare Facebook group. Pairing and word count will be at the beginning of each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/6 - Hermione G., Luna L., Charlie W., Cormac M. - Complete
Poor Hagrid
Hagrid's always felt left out at Hogwarts on account of his background. Until the day he meets the friend who truly wants to help him. Slightly serious twoshot crackfic. Featuring squidsex in the second part. Read at your own risk. Written for the Fairest of the Rare Love Fest 2020.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,402 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - [Rubeus H., Giant Squid] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Elements of Temporal Proximity reviews
Drabbles and oneshots, mostly of the Dramione kind, from prompts on Tumblr. By and large, each will be under 5k.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/15 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Spinning the Stars reviews
Because of course Hermione Granger would find a way to stopper time if she set her mind to it. What happens if you manage to solve the mystery of immortality? It's not as wonderful as it sounds when you return to find that the world has continued spinning without you in it, and that everything is changed forever... Winner of Dramione Remix Round 10 Reader's Choice Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Where the Light Breaks reviews
The War was over, and things should have been better—but they weren't. Or maybe they could be. Repeated encounters with an old classmate puts old wounds into perspective. Dramione. EWE. Written for the 2019 Drizzle Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Date an Idiotic Pureblood Wizard reviews
Hermione just knows Draco's up to something in the Ministry-mandated Muggle Awareness Class. She's not going to let him, not if it's going to interfere with her plans to take over the world, starting with one Pureblood at a time. Written for TheMourningMadam's Fairy Tale Fest. Crackfic tribute to My Immortal. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Boys Over Magic or Hermione and the S4 reviews
The War's over, but not at Hogwarts. Meet the S4, and the Muggleborn witch who's determined to go up against their leader. Dramione reimagined as Boys Over Flowers. Written for the 2019 Ridikkulus Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Complete
The Making of Draco Malfoy: Love, War, & Marzipan reviews
Meet the Honourable Mr. Draco Malfoy, rich, entitled, and bored, and the adventures that just might turn him into a reluctant hero. Regency England AU featuring the Napoleonic Wars. Written for the 2019 KyoDreams In Another Life AU Fest. 2019 Granger Enchanted Finalist for Best Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 4/17/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Viktor K. - Complete
Hot in the Himalayas reviews
Revenge is a dish best served cold. In the icy reaches of the Himalayas, years after their ill-conceived affair, Hermione plots out the steps to her revenge with a few old friends. It just so happens that things don't turn out exactly the way she plans, not when tempers are running so hot. Written for the 2019 Salt and Pepper Fest. Cover made by the talented MCal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 4/11/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Padma P. - Complete
Thirteenth reviews
Arendelle gave Hans a damn good reason for sentencing Elsa to die. It was a moment of weakness that made him spare Anna. He wouldn't make that mistake if he saw her again. Even if his heart told him otherwise. Canon. Hans POV. M for language. Now a two-shot.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/8/2018 - [Anna, Hans] - Complete
Say My Name reviews
Harry's been acting a bit odd lately and unloads a kneazle on Hermione just before he gets himself obliviated. What's going on, and more importantly, why has Draco Malfoy gone missing? It might be up to Hermione to figure it out. DMHG/HPGW, fluff and mystery in two parts. Entry for the 2018 HP LJ CreatureFest. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Four Horsemen reviews
Hana Yori Dango set in the glittering world of the Regency England. Rediscover Domyoji, Hanazawa, Mimasaka, and Nishikado as the Four Horsemen, four wealthy, decadent, and highly pursued aristocrats and the young impoverished girl who defies them. (Please note that all character names have been changed, but the story remains essentially the same.) *COMPLETE*
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,622 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Tsukasa, Tsukushi - Complete
The Scent of Addiction reviews
Addiction happened in stages. Unfortunately, it had a tendency to creep up on you without you realizing it. And sometimes, it only takes the once to create the habit. DMHG in 7 parts. Featuring meanie!Hermione & changed!Draco. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Appreciation for Irony reviews
It seemed as though it all boiled down to this moment, that all their years of surface hatred and ugly name-calling and the past months of flirtatious banter-it all had to happen for him to get up the nerve to say what he never thought he would ever say in the light of day. EWE? Draco POV. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
