Whats up I'm Spazzy Magee, I've been here for about 4 years or so but went on hiatus for a long while now I come back. Let me tell you my reaction to all the new fancy stuff.

"Alright, I'm just going to go in here and reminisce a little bit." I say as I type www.fanfiction.ws into my web browser url box. When I click on 'login' I sit there for a few moments wondering what my password was. After a few tries and failed attempts and some cussing I finally get in.

"So, let's check out- WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" I yell and fly back out of my chair then stand up a menacing finger pointing at my computer screen. "AVATAR? FANCY BUTTONS? Bwahhh what?!" I grab the computer in both hands, "Where have I been?"

Well, with that out of the way little me tell you a little bit about me for a second. I'm Jordan, I'm 18 years old and I'm a sophmore in college. I am currently majoring in History and I hope to become a history teacher. I've always excelled in English and writing, but I first started writing my own stories when I was around 11 or 12. When I was 13 or 14 I discovered this place on a chance and I fell in love. I started reading Harry Potter ones of course, mainly Tonks ones. I've read nearly all the Tonks involved stories on here, also those are the only type of stories I have posted. I also read alot of other stuff including: Doctor Who, Oblivion, Teen Titans and anything else I think would have good fanfiction.

I'm a big goofy, dorky, nerd who loves to play video games and watch sci-fi shows. I love Doctor Who, maybe even more than Harry Potter.

My favorite band is The Cure

I HATE the Twilight series! HATE IT. I read it when it first came out and I knew from the moment I read Bella's introduction that she was a massive Mary-sue. But I thought maybe something tragic would happen, or something that would make her flawed would come about so like an idiot I kept reading...nope. She nearly explodes with perfection in the last book, it took me so many months to read it because I didn't want to. The movies can suck it too. Go cry to someone else you fucking dumbass fan girls.

I try to not write romance, but it eventually always happens in my stories. It kind've bugs me lol.

Well I hope you enjoy my anciently old stories, they're crap really. Mainly because I never finished the ones that needed finishing.

A Ball of Sorts: Ok I'm so sorry, this was the story I loved to write and then I just kind of dumped it on the side of my life didn't I? For all of you who still have reviewed and stuff, that makes me so happy, and yet makes me feel like crap since I haven't been updating. Chapter 4 may or may not be in the works, it's been so long that I can't really remember the plot I had going. But I will try.

A Link ToMagic: This isn'tmine per say, it's my friend Lvmj's check out his other stories if you like Zelda I simply post them. It's been awhile I dunno if it's going to continue.

Never is a Promise: Yeah I think I made this one out to be a one-shot. But I could make a small sequel or chapter...I dunno

Ode to Harry Potter: Hahahaha, oh my lord this one litterally jumped out of my head and landed into fanfiction.net. I swear I think I will kind of just see if you guys like it still or not.

Words of Wisdom: One-shot. Nuff said.

Click on one of the stories down there!