Mr. Crashhide bio
Author has written 34 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Anime X-overs, Dragon Ball Z, Legend of Zelda, X-overs, Parodies and Spoofs, Diablo, Wizard of Oz, Inuyasha, Cold Mountain, and Casablanca. 7-10-6: Uploaded the second chapter of "Distant Shores". I don't know why, but I've suddenly decided to dive back into that story, despite having not worked on it in three years. I'm rather pleased with how it's turning out. Chapter three is currently in the works; here's hoping that doesn't take three years.You know, of all the authors I know in the Zelda section, there are two that stand out above the rest: Galaxy Girl and DeadeyeDave. They have both written incredible stories and are both very popular. Its very interesting how different they are from each other: Galaxy Girl can't touch Davy's humor, but when it comes to adventure and action, DED can't hope to compare with GG. Either way, though, I hold them in the highest regard and will always be one of their biggest fans. |
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Eternity's End by DeadeyeDave reviews
Trying to undo a legacy of suffering, their return to the past instead undid their great victory. A knife in the back conjures a new history, a new evil and a new quest, in an altered world riven by war where the familiar has become strange. Two hearts united against the darkness, facing battle, mystery, hardship and heartbreak. A desperate struggle for a fate yet unwritten...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,445 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2017 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Link, Zelda
Vagabond by anime animal reviews
With their relationship meaning more to them that they had ever thought it would, Link and Zelda find themselves in a momentary state of calm that can't possibly last... A tale of adventure, treachery, love and loyalty.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,196 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/20/2003
The Road Less Traveled by Icy Mike Molson reviews
After their caravan is attacked and destroyed on the road to Lut Gholein, six unlikely allies must make their way through the desert to the port city without losing their lives to demons... or each other.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,211 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 7/14/2002
Kissed By A Thorn by Rosiekins reviews
This is Bulma Briefs speaking! My diary is unlocked, and waiting to be read! Inside is the true story of Vegeta and I. Read, or else I will pound your skull in with a mallet! :Lots of romantic BV action now. Do read! Please? Haha.: Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,790 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
My Life With Zelda by DeadeyeDave reviews
More adventures in home improvement and life-threatening injury.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 7/17/2001
Adventures In Randomness With Zelda And Co by DeadeyeDave reviews
After months of development, the thrilling, chilling, vanilling conclusion of the Zelda Murder Mystery Dinner Party is in the HIZZZZZZZZZZouse! It'll BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,605 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 7/31/2002
Stricken by Scribe Figaro reviews
A single blow fells Sango and reveals to Miroku a nightmare to which the Kazaana cannot compare.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
EvilOMatic 3000 by Galaxy Girl reviews
It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
The Triforce United by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
Discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,359 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 6/3/2001
GW: And The Old Hag/A.N.F.S. Completely Insane! by Lizzy1 reviews
GW: And The Old Hag/And Now For Something Completely Insane! Parody of the classic Monty Python movie! And a few others...Staring- The Beatles and the G-Boys! ~*NEW*~ BLOOPERS!!! R+R! Please enjoy the story, `ol chaps!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2002 - Published: 2/27/2001
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Distant Shores reviews
In the years since the defeat of Ganondorf, Hyrule has prospered. Now, dark clouds on the horizon foretell of sinister happenings on the other side of the world.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Link
Off Balance reviews
Link accidentally inhales a powerful hallucinogenic drug while deep in the forest.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Link, Saria
Two German Couriers reviews
Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're...the honored dead.
Casablanca - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2005
Beneath the Apple Tree reviews
Inman comes to rest at an apple orchard.
Cold Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
Late at Night reviews
Late nights and troubled dreams. Vingette.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Zelda
Bathtime reviews
Inuyasha takes a bath, and finally get's to spend some quality time with his favorite bathtime toys.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Inuyasha
Confessions reviews
Troubled by nightmares, Miroku goes for a night-time stroll. He comes across a depressed Sango and does his best to cheer her up. The two talk, and connect in a way they never have before. Work In Progress
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Miroku, Sango
On The Yellow Brick Road reviews
It was true, the Wicked Witch of the West could not attend to Dorothy as she'd like, so she bides her time...
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Fresh Hero Of Hyrule reviews
A humorous parody of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air theme song. 'Now, this is a story all about how...'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2003
I Hate Her reviews
Anti-L/Z fans unite! Parody of Puddle Of Mudd's "She Hates Me".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8/8/2003
Battle Fortress reviews
This is a story with no plot. It's just pure, straight-up fighting. The first battle is Oni Link vs. Dark Link, and the second one is Link vs. a Zora. I plan on having more chapters up soon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001
Slice of Life reviews
These are short stories peering into the lives of various characters. Designed to give readers more insight into the minds of people. The first one is about Saria, and the second is about Ganondorf.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Ain't Nothin' But An Eat Thang reviews
Mr. Crash is back! This is a parody I wrote a while ago. A parody of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang". Rauru and I rap about the Zelda section and food. ENJOY!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
The Siege reviews
The Druids and the Amazons ally in an attempt to defeat Andariel. Chapter two up!
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002
Tavern Brawl reviews
A Necromancer stops for some ale in the Lut Gholein bar, but the locals don't appreciate a Necromancer in town.......
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2002
Interview with a Necromancer reviews
Alkor finally manages to get a Necromancer to sit down and talk with him about the components the Necromancer uses.
Diablo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2002
Dark Side Of The Moon reviews
Several narrations from the view points of various villains.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/31/2002
Thriller Night reviews
Parodies of every song on the Thriller album. I've also added some closing thoughts, and this summary is very important. Thanks for reading. It's been fun, dearies.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002
1984 reviews
Parodies of the songs of the album 1984, by Van Halen. Songs I've finished paroding are 1984, Jump, Panama, Drop Dead Legs, Hot For Teacher, I'll Wait, and Girl Gone Bad.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002
Winner And Still Champion reviews
Finally, Part Ten, a chapter months in the making....Re-edited by me, Mr. Crash. The whole journey is reaching it's climax... I can't really explain it...I co-wrote it with DeadeyeDave. This is my best work. Please read and review. Thanks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,908 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 6/2/2001
A Gerudo Christmas Carol reviews
The Gerduo version of the classic Christmas story. My return from a long hiatus. Hope this hasn't been done before. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2001
Paint It Black reviews
A parody of The Rolling Stones song, "Paint It Black." It's about Ganondorf and his conquering of Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/7/2001
Medication reviews
A parody of the song 'Politician', by Cream. Hope someone reads it.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
Another One Bites The Dust: The Legend Of Zelda reviews
A parody of a song (betcha can't guess the song!). It's a bit of Link's songs told in song form.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
The Seven Sages Bright reviews
Man, and DED thinks _he's_ doing obscure parodies...Alright, this is, obviously a parody, folks. It's a parody of the song "The Seven Seas Of Rhye", by Queen. By the bye, if I get _one_ review for this, I will be STUNNED. Stunned. Well, if anyone _does_ r
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/23/2001
SWeeT NoTEs reviews
Uh-oh.....A FANFIC FROM THE POV OF LINK'S OCARINA!!!!!!!!!! Oh no! Heh. I'm also going to do a sequel, told from the point of view of Majora's Mask Link's varied instruments.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7/18/2001
From Mask To Man reviews
One of the few stories dedicated to Oni Link. An ongoing fic. This is all about Oni Link and his life in Termina.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2001 - Published: 7/13/2001
Inside Their Minds reviews
3 poems that go inside the minds of Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2001
Who Wants To Live Forever? reviews
As the moon crashes into Termina, everyone looks back on his or her life. A songfic, done to the song Who Wants To Live Forever, by Queen. You don't have to know the song to enjoy the fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2001
When Writers Got The Blues reviews
Come on in, and step into the Writer's Jazz Corner. An author's feelings when he's got the blues. The first song is 'Born Under A Bad Sign.' The second chapter is now up, and is to the tune of 'Spoonful,' once again by Cream. The third song will be to the
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2001 - Published: 6/15/2001
I'm Getting Stonger All The Time reviews
A parody to It's Getting Better All The Time, by The Beatles. If you liked King Kai In The Sky With Diamonds, check this out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2001
Fandom Paradise reviews
Yep, it's finally happened. SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN A SONG ON OUR PROFESSION! Gasp Anywho, this is a songfic about the insanity of fanfic authors. Based on the song 'Gangsta Paradise' by Coolio.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2001 - Published: 4/9/2001
King Kai In The Sky With The Diamonds reviews
Parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, by The Beatles. About King Kai and his little planet. It's one of my DBZ parodies of Beatles songs, so check them out too. They include Getting Stronger All The Time and Hame-Ha.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2001
Nothing Can Stop Us On The Road To Glory! reviews
A dangerous man appears, stealing and kiddnapping, but why? *Incomplete* Will end in a climactic scene with a five-way Gundam fight. Rated PG-13 for violence, kidnapping, etc. PLEASE R&R!!! For people who want good spelling, grammar, and a solid plot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2001
