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 Author has written 9 stories for Teen Titans, X-Men: Evolution, Batman, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Invader Zim. Well, hello there! Tip: Daily deal A bottle of cyanide a day keeps the... Let's just say that you won't be worrying about heath problems ever again. |
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Just Another Day At The Office by Red Witch reviews
Just another typical day at ISIS. Filled with fighting, alcohol, messed up missions and the occasional irradiated animal.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
HIVE- The Parody! by RecusantMaverick reviews
Otto is a crazy white haired kid, Wing's a master ninja and knows your lottery numbers, Shelby steals from sweetshops, Laura can see into the future and as for Raven? Well she's the spoiler police. What is going on? A H.I.V.E Parody of course! Not to be taken seriously. Very OOC and random. I do not own H.I.V.E.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Otto M., Wing F., Laura B., Shelby T.
Mental Diary of A Mad Pink Princess by Red Witch reviews
After the events of Bad Timing, Bubblegum does some thinking. And some root beer drinking. Okay a lot of root beer drinking.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Ten Reasons The Ice King Shouldn't Live With You by Red Witch reviews
Oh the many ways the Ice King annoys Finn and Jake while staying at the Tree House...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King - Complete
The Static Cling Ring by Red Witch reviews
Cobra is still struggling to regain its past glory. It's going to be a long haul people. Especially with Cobra Commander's fondness for dating websites.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
A Knack For Attracting Idiots by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Cobras get into trouble, but this time it comes in a familiar form. Can they escape another blast from the past or will they be doomed? Actually either way they're doomed so...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Past Tense by Red Witch reviews
Just some more musings after The Vault. With added Ice King of course.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Ice King - Complete
Mutant Debate Club Strikes Again by Red Witch reviews
Cartoon characters arguing about cartoon characters. You gotta love it. Except of course for Logan.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Toad/Todd T., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Ice King Verses The Aliens by Red Witch reviews
Back in Ooo's past the Ice King annoyed a lot of people before Finn and Jake were around. This is one story of a group of alien invaders who learned not to invade Ooo the hard way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Ice King - Complete
Down And Dumped In Ooo by Red Witch reviews
After the events of Earth and Water Finn finds out he's not the only one having a hard time moving on. In fact some people may never move on.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Ice King - Complete
Rated S for Sasuke by RenjiRulez5986 reviews
Everything about him was rated S. Rated S for 'Sexy', S for 'Stuck up', S for 'Superior' and S for 'So not Naruto'. But when he notices that a certain Hyuuga is rated S in ways that Sasuke has absolutely no objections to; Rated S for 'Subtle', S for 'Shy', S for 'Secretly Sexy' and S for 'Soooo not Sakura', he decides to add another 'S'; Rated S for 'Sasuke's'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,629 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
You Blew It Finn by Red Witch reviews
Finn has a lot to learn about the consequences of his actions after Frost and Fire and Too Old. And he's going to get a lesson the hard way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Happy Endings by ucanburnmeaturstakeanytimebby reviews
Charlie isn't really an action man. Books are more his thing. Unfortunately, knowing the capital of Bulgaria isn't going to be much use when his more-than-slightly-deranged twin manages to transport them both into their very own fairy-tale, and soon he's pulled into his sister's wacky quest to find their own happily ever after.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A., Finn, Jake
Howling Mad by Red Witch reviews
The Ice King goes wild. Even more than usual.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Finn, Jake, Ice King, Marceline A. - Complete
Won't Be There Forever by MaliceInlist reviews
When everything is shattered in a few seconds, three simple pieces of aged yellow paper that changed her forever. As Pacifica finds out things that were kept from her, finally connecting with someone not bought with fancy expensive toys, and someone she's falling for all to quickly. Pacifica X Dipper.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Dipper P., Pacifica N.
Unexpected by RetiredCel reviews
Jinx finds herself falling for a titan, but this is a crush no one saw coming. All she can think about are those green eyes and that bright smile... but what's a girl do when the object of her affection wants noting to do with her? Easy: show Starfire what she's missing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,827 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Jinx, Starfire
Final Curtain by Dcfan100 reviews
The heroes talk about the end of the show and whats to come. A tribute to Batman the Brave and the Bold.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Invasion of the Bumblebee Scouts by Red Witch reviews
Gaz is forced into the scouts and even worse, Zim decides to infiltrate her troop.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
A Lazy Day It Was Not by BerryDrops reviews
The Titans are enjoying a lazy day when they are suddenly forced to come face to face with the cliches of Teen Titans Fanfiction
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Yes Ron, Harry is a Veela by Mede reviews
Harry is looking for a mate, Malfoy is threatening castration, Ron is oblivious, Hermione is taking over, and someone unexpected is coming to Hogwarts... Year five, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Things Raven Sees by P0ST reviews
The things Raven sees, the things Raven hears.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 137,827 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Raven - Complete
Sanity by words behind my eyelids reviews
POEM A new killer contemplates his victim. Please R&R! more interesting than it sounds, I swear
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Third by words behind my eyelids reviews
A dark little fic about the Mad Hatter's third Alice. My first Batman fic. Please read and review!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Night And Nightmare by Red Witch reviews
All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
High by My Leather Couch reviews
Sick Black Cherry serires. Terracentric. Terra used to go onto the roof to be alone- that is, until ravens starting roosting there... T for suicide
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Terra, Raven
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Things Raven Feels by Tabris Macbeth reviews
Because I felt like it.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Raven
Forbidden Fruit by Tabris Macbeth reviews
The best things in life are the things you're not supposed to have.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Raven, Jinx
Teen Titans in Political Movie Parodies from Hell! by General Rage reviews
The Titans parody recent and old political films. With Topics ranging from Communist Paranoia to Anarchist terrorists! Rated T for several mature and possibly controversial themes. THE OSCAR FINALE! Slight BBRAE fluff strewn throughout. INSANITY!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,728 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Sexay! by Tabris Macbeth reviews
Tied for third in Post's Lingerie Fic Contest!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Raven - Complete
Pitch and Pink by Wolfkcing reviews
Ever wake one morning with this unexplainable...is desire the word." A character driven story parring Jinx and Raven. You've been warned.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,564 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Open Mind, Closed Heart by Tabris Macbeth reviews
Is it possible for Raven to deal with love, with both society and her own volatile powers working against her?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
Insanity with a Side of Seagulls by Red Witch reviews
The XMen learn that the Misfits, Forge's inventions, crazy bets, the Danger Room and seagulls are not a good combination the hard way.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Masturbation by Tabris Macbeth reviews
Someone has a dirty little secret...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2004
Blame the Sin by Tabris Macbeth reviews
A look into Terra's mind at the end of Titan Rising.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
Infactuation by Katzztar reviews
Kitty writes five poems about unrequited love.Since there are no names mentioned,it could be anyone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002
Shrek meets The X-Men by Blimey The Toad reviews
Read the dang 'ol title!
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2001 - Published: 12/4/2001
The Song Of Gambit by Blimey The Toad reviews
A poem I wrote a while back, summarizes Gambit's joining the XMen.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2001
The X-Men Vs. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Blimey The Toad reviews
The X-Men stole the Ninja Turtles popularity, so the Ninja Turtles plan to get their popularity back... by beating them down.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2001 - Published: 2/19/2001
Trent's Arrival by Blimey The Toad reviews
A new kid comes to join the X-Men. I don't really know how you go about being an X-Man, I just guessed, so it may not be... right. Well, I guess it's a good story, so read and respond. It involves a new guy Trent getting recruited and picked up by Sco
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2001 - Published: 12/31/2000
Screwed by Blimey The Toad reviews
I got pissed at what Marvel is doing to the XMen, so I guess I parodied it. Not my best, but read and review. Just how I feel the po' Xchillin's be'n treated...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2001 - Complete
A Trip To Dr Mathus' Office by Blimey The Toad reviews
Rogue makes Gambit go to a psychiatrist, and he responds by going and humiliating her.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2001 - Complete
Xavier's Folly And The XMen's New Drug Cartel by Blimey The Toad reviews
Xavier screws up and the XMens must bail him and themselves out. My first fic, and written at 2 a.m. please rr...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2000 - Complete
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Gazlene: Pizza and Video games reviews
Life and all, from the Gaz perspective.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Gaz
Bright light reviews
A love poem to the Ghost Princess.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Complete
Ice King knows how to make a girl go Ahh! reviews
The Ice King is quite the social phenom, with the widest range of expertise in the opposite sex. Wink, wink. ;)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Ice King - Complete
From the Union of Overlords: An Ad reviews
An ad from the the Villain network and the Union of Overlords. For malicious eyes only.
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Aku - Complete
The Meeting reviews
The very first of the Gaang adventures.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, Appa - Complete
Catman: The Awesomeness That Is Wayne reviews
Before there was Batman, there was Bruce Wayne... The grand adventures of Bruce (and Alfred ) on his path of legitimate heroism. "What do you think Alfred?" "That that's a far cry from the truth sir," Alfred replied,"And the use of 'legitimate' is downright suspicious."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred
Train tracks (The Abe Lincoln chronicles) reviews
Abraham Lincoln, former woodcutter and badass president-to-be just got the "Basic Idea".
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Complete
Breakup blues, greens and yellows: Support Group reviews
Lance has done something... Something shocking. Something unbelievable. And if there's one the the Brotherhood are, it's *snicker* supportive.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Avalanche/Lance A., Quicksilver/Pietro M., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
She's Gone reviews
Beautiful...Dark... Cold... Pale... Was that night. Jinx memories of a time before it all ended. A Scenes poem.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
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