I DONT OWN THAT PROFILE PICTURE

Hello!

a little about myself

i have short hair

i am a girl

i am in middle school

i watch DP

WAFFLES

TUCKER ROCKS!

Pets:

Ummmm 6? Horses? There not exactly mine but I feed and ride them at meh familys work.

One Flemish Giant Bunny (Desist)

3 fish

One cat

? Stuffed animals.

SAM IS AMAZING! GREY DELISLE WAS THE PERFECT CHOICE FOR HER! HER MUSIC ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

please challenge and pm me about stories, comments, or constructive criticism

the more good reviews i get the better my stories are *because i have more confidence*

so please review!

rock on!

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this!

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

THIS IS FROM GRAVITYPHANTOMGIRL12's PROFILE

post this on your profile if you are still 5 inside... no matter how old you are

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.T he boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! Ialso wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000011111111111111111111111110000000000000
00000000000111111111111111111111111000000000000
00000000000011110000000000000111111100000000000
00000000000111110000000000000011111110000000000
00000000011111110000000000000001111111000000000
00000000000111110000000000000001111111000000000
00000000000011110000000000000011111110000000000 just epic.
00000000000111110000000011111111111100000000000
00000000011111110000000011111111110000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

60 things to do in an elevator:

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"

58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crene, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have a super long profile and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will bail you ot of jail BEST FRIENDS: Are next to you saying "Man we screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a geek and love it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy this onto your profile.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

now go back and read the THIRD word from the top down and i bet you can't resist passing it on

I lay on my comftorble bed and look up at the twinkling stars above me and think

"were the hell is my Cealing?!"

MY TOP FAVORITE SAYINGS!

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next".

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

Man: Hello.
Woman: Hi.
Man: You smell nice.
Woman: You must be mistaken.
Man: No, really, your scent is phenomenal.
Woman: No, really, I just farted...

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

When life gives you lemons, squirt juice into the eyes of your enemy.

HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you a lot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.r profile

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teens will not stand up for God, so repost this into your profile if you are one of the two precent that will stand up for God.

If you ever wished you would talk to animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

God lives in animals. Animals live here. God lives here. Jesus is my Saviour. Put this in your sig. if he's yours too. 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your sig. and be one of the 4% who will. I am me. DEAL WITH IT

--Post this on your -- page if you're -- not embarrased -- to tell -- others that -- you're a Christian

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender

Male

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

green

3. Your first initial?

m

4. Your month of birth?

December

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name a person of the same gender as yours.

Ashley

7. Your favourite number?

7

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

To have Fairly Odd Parents, To be a super hero with a alternate Identity, or that I could be with Jesus.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Copy and pastes

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!(or will it)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): miraizzle (wow.)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple *Back* Gorilla XD

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Faith Vandello. Hm, Not bad...

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): MasMiper.(sounds funny. i like it)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Purple, Cola (What?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christine. (XD)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Daisy. (I like it!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry bomb (Ok, its not THAT bad.)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Purple Gun (LOLOLOOOLOLOL)

Quick, pick 12 random characters from a story you like! (I chose Danny Phantom, since I practically only read fanfics from that)

1) Vlad Plasmius

2) Jack Fenton

3) Maddie Fenton

4) Sam Manson

5) Tucker Foley

6) Danny Fenton/Phantom

7) Skulker

8) Box Ghost

9) Valarie

10) Mr. Lancer

11) Jhonny 13

12) Paulina Sanchez

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

... No. I I pray that I never will

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

NOOOOOOOOOOO. *Pukes*

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

OMG OMG THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Oh Yea, there are tones of them.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

0.0 Oh dear god...

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

FIVE NINE... DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT FIVE TEN. 0.0

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Pukes again* Skuler would proubly grab the box ghost and record the even, showing it to Danny

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

... Fine.

Vlad finnaly convinces Maddie that Jack isnt worth her time, but insted of her running to Vlad, she runs to a oh-so familer English teacher.

This is going to haunt my dreams... *Shudder*

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

NNONONONONONONONONONO. But that would make a good crack fic! :3

10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic?

Letting go.

11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion?

SWEET MOTHER OF MUTTON! :3

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Includes Old Halfas kissing Young Halfas, and naughty snobs doing things they shouldent. XD

13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

GULIVERS TRAVELS! WHAT! IS THE MEANING OF THIS! :3

14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six?

best freinds forever by bryant oden! Yay! go watch the song you will agree! Its so cute!

15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with four.

DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!

So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...

Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will...

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. (Oh how true is that)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP/STRANGLE someone, copy this onto your profile

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Corinthians 13: 4-8

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

8 Love never fails.

Corinthians 13:13

And now these three remain; faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love.

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

If you still think there's a chance to save Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were to ever find a ghost portal and would be crazy enough to walk inside and turn it on giving yourself ghost powers, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever daydream about having ghost powers or meeting Danny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Danny Phantom deserves another 3 seasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish cartoons co-existed with us, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever stuck up for a cartoon before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

Music movie: So here's how it goes

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press Play

4. For every question, type the one that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, switch the song

6. DON'T LIE

Opening Credits:

Wall. e SOUNDTRACK Omg. That kinda makes sense.

First Day at School:
Jesus Messia- It's a good song... But it dosent fit there. :T

Falling in Love:
Little bit of everything- :D yea!

Fight Song:
Stormi Warning- Hunter Hays No. Just no.

Breaking Up:
The only way I know- Jason Aldean Yea! I guess it makes sense!

Prom:

Round Here- Florida Georgia times. No.

Life:

Compass- Lady Antebellum :D

Mental Breakdown:
He's a pirate- Pirates of the Carrabiean Yes, a mentel breakdown. Thats perfect.

Driving:
Magic- B.O.B The magic to crash a car mabey.

Flashback:
Friday night- Eric Praslay Works.

Wedding:
Revealation Song- Phillips It's defenitly something I would want palying during my wedding. "Sing a new song"

Birth of Child:
Follow You- Hillsong kids. D:) Again!?

INTERMISSION:
Dance Dance Dance- Beach Boys- OMG LMFAO LMFAO

Final Battle:
The nearness- David Crowder Band- Oooh! Works well!

Death Scene:
I want Crazy- Hunter hays. More like I went crazy. XD

Funeral:
This is how we roll- The florida gerogia line- D:

End Credits:
Smart- Shel Silverstein. Thats a poem. Ok Wtf.