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1. Paint her walls pink

2. Dye her hair bright green while she is sleeping

3. Whenever she is around Danny yell as loud as you can "Sam has a crush on Danny!"

4. Force her to go shopping with you

5. Tell her that her hair smells like cherries

6. Replace everything in her fridge with Emergency ham

7. Make her remember that she kissed tucker once

8. Replace her backpack with a fluffy unicorn backpack

9. Force her to play barbies with you

10. Yell as loud as you can "SAM WANTS TO MARRY DANNY!"

11. Mess up her hair style

12. Pay dash into kissing sam

13. Delete all her video game data

14. Kiss her on the cheek, When she asks why you say "I just think you adorable!"

15. Put on chick flicks in her theater

16. Make her dress and act like Paulina for a whole 24 hours

17. Ask Sam if you could give her a makeover. If she says no,Throw the biggest melt down in-till she says yes

18. Replace her regular shoes with high heels

19. Force her to come to your sleep over

20. Make her dress like a pretty princess

21. Hold up a fake dead frog and say "Hey! I killed my very first frog! Lets eat it!" and see how she responds

22. Replace her ring tone with "Call me maybe"

23. Put jacks face all over her room

24. Show up in the same out fit she is in. When you get to school come up to her and say "OMG! Where twins!"

25. Force her to read "My Immortal"

26. Replace everything in her fridge with meat

27. Make tucker kiss sam

28. Spray paint all her clothes pink

29. Force her to look at all the porn of her and danny

30. Make her dress like her mom