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Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: RulerofAwesomeness

Age: 17

Hobbies: Reading (fan fiction), writing (fan fiction), running cross country (y'know those crazy people who run multiple miles everyday? That's me!), listening to music

Miles run between summer of 2012 and since I last updated this thing: 1956

Obsessions: The anime Hetalia, fan fiction, South Park, MUSIC

Hetalia Characters that I resemble:

Russia: sadistic, scary, hurt people without meaning to, misunderstood, harsh past (well, I don't consider it harsh but when I tell my friends, they tell me that it's not normal and it's harsh. I guess it's just perspective), bipolar

Denmark: childish, confident, anger issues, tend to do unhealthy things when upset, risk-taker, reckless, loud

Prussia: extremely egotistical, tactical,

Germany: train excessively, strategical, strict (only with the people who work under me. I'm a complete hypocrite because I break rules a lot)

Favorite Bands: Breaking Benjamin, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, Gorillaz, Pierce the Veil, Falling in Reverse, Fall Out Boy, SayWeCanFly, the Hotelier, Bring Me The Horizon, Ghost Town, Lights Over Bridgeport,

For you creepers out there, here is what I'm wearing: ripped black skinny jeans, a black t-shirt, black converse, a red and black studded bracelet, multiple piercings, and if you saw me in shorts, you would see an inverted cross tattoo peeking out from my thigh. Society looks at me and says that the only good that I'll do for the world is either entertain or be an example to show to your kids and say "What a waste of oxygen. Don't become trash like her, children." But society couldn't guess that I have over a 4.0 GPA and plan to go to college and get a medical degree, or that I can lift 90 lbs or run 6 miles straight, or that I dedicate hours to reading fan fiction and constantly fan-girl, or that I laugh more than I have ever cried. Nope, society labels me and there is no way to avoid it. Whether it's how you dress, what your skin color is, how much money you have, what music you like, or how you choose to express yourself. NEVER let society tell you what to do or who to become. Show society that you are more than a label! That you are special and different and aren't afraid to show it! Because screw society! Do what you want, when you want, how you want! Don't let society fit you into a box and don't let the judgmental bastards get you down! "Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive." -Gerard Way

"Only a fool would choose war over peace. In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons." Anarchy is really a beautiful idea, although unrealistic. Anarchy is where there is no government. Everyone fights their own wars, no government to force things upon us, but, sadly, it will never happen. Power will still corrupt, wars will still break out, sides will still be taken, fighting is inevitable. Welcome to human nature. Songs about anti-war: 21 guns by Green Day, This is War by 30 Seconds to Mars,

Suicide is becoming a growing problem to teenagers. Raging hormones, roller coaster emotions and what not. Many people try addressing the problem by saying "Cheer up, emo kid!" Guys, its not really all that funny and it doesn't help. I'm not going to go on a rant and say "Hey, don't do it! It's bad!" You do what you want. Just remember, people will notice, people will miss you, I will definitely miss you as that friend who I never got to meet, and their last memories of you will be that one moment where you let life- and all of its hardships- win. If you ever want to talk about suicide, for yourself or for someone else, PM me. Songs about anti-suicide: How to Save a Life by the Fray, Never Too Late by Three Days Grace, Life is Beautiful by BYOB, Scars by SayWeCanFly

Family. I will never understand what is so great about family. I will never understand why we are obligated to love our family just because they are family. This isn't teenage angst, this is a real question I had been asking since I was young. But no one has been able to answer me and give me a good reason to love my family. And every time my parents found out that I had been talking to other people about them, I was punished. I learned a long time ago not to make my parents angry, so I have learned to be sneaky. So when I whisper 'Why?' maybe someone out there can whisper 'Because...'

Bullying. Everyone has heard of it, and everyone has been part of it at some point in their lives. Whether they be the bully, the victim, or the witness. Whether it be physical, verbal, or emotional. It's happening everywhere, everyday. Sometimes, we are witness or we are bullies without even noticing it. I'll admit that I used to bully people physically. I did it because it made me feel like I was stronger and better than my victims, when in reality, I was sinking myself lower and lower. I've stopped and took notice of what I've done, and now I want to stop it. Being nice isn't exactly my forte, but I can sure as hell try. This is former bully Gil, laying down her fists and trying to heal people with these hands instead of hurt them. Songs against bullying: Ungrateful by Escape the Fate (watch the video),

I have been slowly been opening my eyes to the differences between sexes. Such as how men are taken more seriously than women, women are expected to back down from an argument or conflict, women are judged for liking sex while men are "just being men", etc. I take offense to this because I actually do see women back down from conflict with men and the endless judgement. I also was having conflicts on how I am considered manly and wished that I had the freedoms men will have -such as the ability to be out at night alone, and no matter how much I work out and speak out, I will always be seen as only a woman to others. I contemplated a sex-change for those very reasons, but I stopped and really thought of what it takes to be a man and to be a woman. And i realized that the only difference is the body. The personality of a person is not defined by gender, there are no characteristics that categorize a person as a male or female; the only defining force is the body parts. So instead of having the sex-change, I came to the decision to not allow my personality to be manly or womanly, but purely me. That is the only thing I can ever label myself and be happy with my life, despite what others may think.

HETALIA:

Favorite Hetalia Pairings

1. Spamano
2. RusAme
3. PruCan
4. FrUK
5. Gerita-HRExChibitalia (Broomstick couple)
6. DenNor
7. Sufin
8. IcelandxFridge

Least Favorite Hetalia Pairings

1. Prumano
2. Itacest
3. RusPru
4. BelgiumxRomano

Favorite Hetalia Characters
1.
Russia
2.
Germany
3.
Denmark
4.
Prussia
5.
Punk!England
6.
Sweden
7.
Romano
8.
America
9.
Italy
10.
Canada

A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!

Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, Painting Politics and Poland, LadyBookworm18, RulerofAwesomeness

UR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (Pfft, I go to NOBODY for advice. Independent person!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (Red and Black)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Only sometimes)
TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 2

I'm a tomboy, deal with it.


Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Well, I am XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Nah, I only hate society)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Y'all shuddup)

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I'm all that". (Well, I am!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (HAHAHAHAHA!)
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL!)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (quite the opposite, actually)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Hehe, 3.9 GPA, bitches!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". (I prefer rock. Pop is all just annoying songs about sex, drinking, or partying that get stuck in your head)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERNMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl. (what if it is a maniacal laugh?)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Also true)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker (you can't stalk anime characters)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm under 5ft tall and I can lift 90lbs and run 8 miles straight, bitch!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Sadly, It's human nature to label things. Teenagers are just stupid enough to let stereotypes define them.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (or everyone else in my school are losers)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (My friend tried and failed epically)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (i don't believe in souls or God so go ahead and damn me)

Ive fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.
I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel (i know a few normal people who listen to rock. i'm just not them)

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I’m a PERSON I MUST be LABELED (oh fuck you)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties (i'm transgender...)

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (it's backwards. Albinos sunburn really badly. Prussia!)

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults (I'm living proof that short people are short tempered, hey why isn't that on here then?)

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak. (I'M A FREAK AND I'M PROUD!)

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, Spottedpool, oOHawkpathOo, Tavia99, Rainheart344, AbigailJonesNY, RulerofAwesomeness

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The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

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The Boy with the Backpack by allavengedromance reviews
Gilbert sees a boy leaving the school in the middle of the day looking downcast and decides to ditch with him. That boy is Matthew Williams, the invisible child, walking away to end it all. AU, Prucan, FACE family, suicidal themes, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,432 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Last Dance by Spellsmith reviews
In which Steven asks for one last dance with his favorite jam buddy.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Steven U., Connie M.
Jiraiya's Legacy: A Diary by Spellsmith
After years of roaming, spying, and peeping, Jiraiya returns to Konoha, in the middle of the Chuunin exams, to check on and train his god-son. But, in a small village far away, his REAL son lives his life with a hard-working mother, and a scorn for his father. It's been a few months after Jiraiya left, and we'll see what comes of his legacy... (Characters starring will vary)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,578 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Red and black by MelloRiza reviews
A gun is your best friend in revenge. Especially if you're a part of a mafian family. Mostly DenNor with lots of HongIce and SuFin. M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,727 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Norway, Denmark
Running Away by XxAmericanPandaxX reviews
That stupid bastard. He never wanted me! He'd much rather have my stupid, oh so precious little brother, but I can't believe he'd ask Austria to trade us! This was the last straw! I'm leaving, and I am never ever coming back. I hate you, I hate you Spain! I'm running away! Chibi!Romano Spamano! GerxIta rated T just to be safe(: An idea I've had for a while has turned in a FanFic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
My Pretty Little Sunflower by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Alfred Jones ten years old made a Facebook account with the name Kansas Sunflower. Ivan Braginski seventeen years old is the head of a Mafia in Russia and he has Alfred brought to Russia. Time stops for no one. Alfred & Ivan become older.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - America, Russia
The Allies Club by Pozagee reviews
"They only met once, but it changed their lives forever." Human!AU. Breakfast Club-esque. Five boys from different cliques are forced to spend a Saturday in detention together. While there, they learn more about each other than ever imaginable. Main characters: Russia, America, England, France, China (Human names used). Various pairings (RusAme, FrUk, etc.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,912 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Russia, America, England/Britain, France
There is a Lovely Land by Gillian Beilschmidt reviews
A story about the history (more or less) of Denmark, as a young country and then as a mature nation, and his relationship to the world-mainly to Sweden and fem!Norway, but countries like Finland, Iceland, Sealand, and Holland will show up. Minor SuFin and Den/fem!Nor. Cover image by Himaruya.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Bittersweet Betrayal by Angelicheartbeats reviews
It's a cruel society when you have to fight for your freedom. The oppression is the worst it's ever been and Arthur is willing to fight it as best he can. Somewhere among the flames, there's a man who doesn't like being told no.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A horrifying car crash results in Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert each being afflicted each with a disability: muteness, blindness, and deafness. De-anon from the kinkmeme. Minor FrUK, PruCan, and Spamano. Rated T for Language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Phone Lines by vvrules21 reviews
Matthew is an employee at a suicidal hotline, who ironically has his own problems with no one to relate to. That is until he gets a call from a strange man claiming to be in an 'unawesome' situation similar to his own. With a blind date coming up, Matthew is having trouble coming to terms with his feelings for this broken man. PruCan, GerIta, AusHun. GxM. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Canada, Prussia - Complete
22 Snags by Riversound
Deep questions, Catch 22, and all the things Gilbert will likely never say.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Prussia, Austria] - Complete
Reality by VixonVulpe reviews
When Gilbert pictured finally meeting Alfred's much-talked-about roommate, he was under the impression that everyone would be fully clothed. [College AU. PruAme PWP with a twist. Maybe more than a oneshot (in which case PruCan would come into the picture.)]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [America, Prussia] Canada - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Red Eyed Guardian Angel by Wolfen Artist of KilGuin reviews
10 years after his parent's deaths Matthew is in pain, he cuts, but when he begins to contemplate ending it all will his new silver haired classmate be able to save him Rated T for blood, self-harm, attempted suicide, Gilbert's mouth, and because Carlos and Ivan are evil.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,302 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Think We Are by Gecko Osco reviews
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,488 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That damn Autocorrect! by Anovia reviews
When you don't know what to do, blame autocorrect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Drunken texts by SarcasticBlue reviews
Read all of Greece's drunk texts to Egypt. Warning there is foul langauge and vulgar jokes. Please review, if you read the whole story you will be able to find a surprise gift. Enjoy. Edit! New character added like Japan and Spain!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Greece, Egypt
British Burgers by Darkest-Crystal reviews
A reader x Punk!England. several chapters to come hopefully. How will you fare with the British punk who'se taken an interest in poor you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - England/Britain
Agent Tony's Reports by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark reviews
Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Tony
This Bright But Painful World by Unholy-Existence reviews
Everyone deals with loss in different ways. Though it was almost three years since his boyfriend Alfred had passed away, Arthur still couldn't come to terms with his death. As Alfred's birthday approached, Arthur spiraled into depression, trapped in a world filled with pills and memories. Can anyone reach Arthur before it's too late, or will he perish by Loss's cold hand?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - England/Britain, America
Lost in the Music by Angleterre97 reviews
Francis would watch him sit in the hallways, slumped over by his locker. His hair messy, ear buds in. There was one thing no one could deny, Arthur Kirkland loved music. Very short little Fruk fluff thing. Please Rate, comment and enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/17/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Texts From Last Night by TenshiXXX reviews
Because the Hetalia cast is incapable of having a night out without embarrassing themselves and leaving evidence of their collective shame. Featuring Spamano, FrUK, PruCan, RusAm, AusHun, et al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
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If Fairy Tale Endings Were Real reviews
Arthur Kirkland never expected love to come to him, much less in the form of a Charming Frenchman. Can Francis break past Arthur's stubborn and prideful exterior and give him the fairy tale ending he has always wanted? Or will this tsundere push him away forever?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Our Little Family reviews
"Hahahaha! Someone bought me! Goodbye Jerk England! Hello...SWEDEN?" Gulp
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sweden, Finland, Sealand - Complete
Choices reviews
Nation-people don't have choices. They are controlled by their country. Every relationship, every dispute, every moment of tension, every war. The one choice that they did make... was to be free.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Hetalia Resumes and Job Fails reviews
Ever wonder what the Hetalia characters would write down for their resumes if they applied for human jobs or college? Or how they would epically fail at certain jobs? Now taking requests.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013
Of Truth or Dares reviews
A short, fluffy one-shot of Lovino and Antonio as children. Sorry, but I'm not making this into a story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
American Anthem reviews
America shows off his new anthem to England, and England does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete