In which Kyle rants about things.

She was in a hurry – late for work. She was on the phone with her husband telling him to pick the children up from school… She didn't see the stop sign or the curb or the two young boys riding their bikes.

Wendy's thoughts use to be straight and clear, black and white. Stan the good guy, Cartman the bad. Stan her white, Cartman her black. But, those lines have blurred into a strange gray. Maybe Cartman's not as bad as she thought, and maybe Stan's not so amazing as she thought. Maybe, just maybe. Candy and some Stendy.

Stan has some questions about Kyle's diabetes.

We all knew he was more than capable of something like this. I guess we all just thought he never would. We were ignorant. We – I – should have seen this coming… (Rated M for Language and Violence)

Takes place after "The Hobbit". Once Wendy's photo is released, "working out" becomes popular among the younger students. When Karen gets in the crossfire, Kenny will do anything to prevent her from falling victim to what he previously thought was the best thing to happen to South Park Elemntary. He also manages to start a new trend in the process.

A series of South Park-themed Christmas fics/song parodies. Suggestions and requests are encouraged.

Randy and Sharon go out of town for Christmas and leave Stan home alone for the holiday. It sucks being lonely during Christmas... Kyle would know.

It's beginning to look a lot like an OOC Christmas, bad spelling and grammar everywhere. It's a parody thing.

When Craig is forced to stay at Stan's house, Kyle dares them to switch places for one school day. What will happen to these two look-a-likes live each others lives? Two point of view, and sorry if it's a little confusing. No style in this one sorry.

Stan gets injured during a game of basketball.

Butters' parents lock him out of the house one Saturday night. In his quest to contact his parents without angering them further, he runs into a group of sixth graders who don't take kindly to fourth graders wandering around alone late at night.

Lets venture the terribly world of Mary Sues, Gary Stu's and Cliches in Fanfiction! Influenced by Attack of the Cliches!

Kyle bought his super best friend a gift for his birthday and just can't wait until morning to surprise him.

Stan and Kyle awake in what appears to be an abandoned bathroom, chained to pipes, unable to find an escape. How will they manage? Rated T for filtering reasons, will become fairly graphic, but no sexual content. Stan and Kyle friendship. Not 100% similar to Saw I, only based.

Stan Marsh has huge suspicions of her older, abusive sister, Shelly Marsh. One night, when walking home from Kyle Brovloski's house, he suffers an asthma attack and realizes his sister is stalking him.

Kyle invites Stan to go out for a bike ride with him on a Saturday afternoon. Everything is going fairly well until Stan has an asthma attack.

Another story inspired (or perhaps brought about) by a real life event in the author's life. Stan buries his beloved dog.

The Marsh Family bought tickets to the Denver Broncos game this Sunday. Stan is incredibly excited to go but gets very sick the day before they leave and is unable to attend. As to not waste money, the family goes without Stan, who the Broflovski's agree to take care of for the two days they're gone. Depressed and ill, Kyle tries to make his best friend feel better.

With Summer fast aproaching, the 4th grade class are on the edge of their seats waiting. For Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny & the rest of the class it was certainly going to be a summer to remember.

The untold story behind Kyle's Rants, where we find out exactly what inspires the red-headed Jew to rant.

The Broflovski's are out of town and Kyle is spending the weekend at Stan's. The supposedly fun-filled weekend takes a turn for the worst when Cartman almost gets the boys killed. Rated M for Language and some Violence.

On the exterior, everything looks fine. He's just Kyle. But there's more to him then anyone else knows. Rated T for abusive themes.

Kyle is involved in a car crash that kills both his parents, and at just nine years old he is left orphaned. He is almost alone in the world, with only Stan to comfort him. He sinks further and further into depression. Rated K for this reason.

Kyle's diabetes lands him in hospital. And don't worry, the story's not quite as crap as the summary .

A one-shot in which Kyle must comfort a very terrified Stan. Very short and fluffy!

"And now, South Park High's graduating valedictorian will give his commencement speech. Ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Broflovski!" NO SLASH- Just friendship.

This is a sequel to "you're getting old."

It was supposed to be the best end to a Friday. The boys would have fun playing and Sharon would be bringing home KFC for dinner. But what if she never came home? Stan is determined to find his missing mother with his friends with or without the help of the police.

"'m scared of thunderstorms..." Kyle is terrified of the storm brewing outside. Thankfully, Stan is there to make it all better. What else are super best friends for? Only yaoi if you think it to be, but meant to be a friendship fic.

On the way to school, Stan has a severe asthma attack. Cartman refuses to help. What can Kyle do to save his best friend in time?

Apparently Stan did not learn his lesson before. When he feels depressed he wishes that he was never born. How will this effect everyone else? Still only friendship. Please read and review. Complete!

*Friendship* "I have this feeling that someone important in our lives told us something about something." "Yes, Kahl. Your doctor. He told you to get the sand out of your vagina,” Cartman said helpfully.

After an accident at the toxic waste factory. The four boys gain super powers. They then decide to protect their home town, but will they all stay heroes? Contains NO slash. Please read and review. Harsh flames will be ignored. COMPLETE.

Story: When Kenny died for real, Stan fell into a state of deep depression. It got so bad that Stan committed suicide. The doctors tried to save him, but they failed. Now Kyle is haunted by Stan's memory. All he wants to do is see his best friend again.

After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!

Cute little one shot drabble. What goes on when Kyle sleeps over at Stan's house. Not slash since they're nine. Stan's POV. Sorry for the crap title. One unnamed OC who is pretty much useless. T for language, what a surprise.

After an accident Stan realizes that he is suddenly able to predict bad things happening to people in the near future. What happens when he suddenly predicts the tragic death of his best friend? No slash just strong friendship.

When Stan supposedly "dies" Kyle doesn't take it well. So to try and get him back he uses an Indian burial ground to bring Stan back to life. This doesn't exactly work out as planned. This is not a slash and they are not teenagers.

After playing in the woods with his friends Kyle realizes that all of a sudden no one can see or hear him. Everyone desperatly searches for him during a blizzard even though he's right in front of them. Is he dead, going insane or something else? Nonslash

Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.