Hi welcome to my story. Just like I promised, here is a story about all four of our favorite South Park boys! There is no slash in this story and they are kids in this because it is just annoying how many teenager stories there are. Don't get me wrong I don't mind a story where they're teens sometimes but I like to read stories that are more like the show. In order for that they need to be kids. Anyway I love reviews but will ignore harsh flames. It's not necessary and you people who like to flame know it. So enough with the introduction and on with the story.
Disclaimer: South Park: don't own it, wish I did, just own my stories.
Lil' Super Heroes
Chapter 1
The Accident
The school bus containing all of Mr. Garrison's class pulled up to huge building. It had no windows and looked like some kind of factory or power plant. When the class got off the bus their teacher said, "Okay class welcome to the toxic waste plant. Now everyone get a partner and stay with that person".
Stan partnered up with Kyle since Wendy was with Bebe (and because the author of this story doesn't really like Wendy). Cartman looked around and saw Butters walking up to him. "Oh no I'm not partnering up with Mr. 'Never Lets go of my hand when we're partners,'" said Cartman and he quickly went to stand by Kenny.
Butters looked a little sad then went to pair up with Jimmy. When the students started to walk in Kyle turned to Stan and asked, "Why are we taking a random field trip to a toxic waste plant?"
Stan shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I don't know dude I'd just go along with it. We may end up getting to have an adventure".
After about a half hour into the tour of the plant the kids were bored out of their minds. Cartman especially didn't want to spend another second listening to the tour guide drone on about who knows what. He turned to Kenny and whispered, "Kenny let's ditch these butt holes and go exploring".
Kenny agreed and the two went through a nearby door that said 'Do Not Enter'. The only ones that noticed them leave were Kyle and Stan. Kyle sighed as they left and said to Stan, "Come on we better follow them or Cartman will probably end up getting Kenny killed".
"Okay," said Stan and the boys quietly left the group and went through the forbidden door as well.
The room Stan and Kyle entered was darker than where they were. It also was a hundred times bigger with a high ceiling and vast walls. They realized they were on a long metal catwalk high above the floor. Below them were huge open tanks of toxic waste that were slightly glowing. Most of the tanks contained green liquid but some were pink, blue, and red.
"Dude why couldn't the tour take us here? This is way more interesting," said Stan still looking around.
"Yeah, now were did that fatass and Kenny go?" Kyle asked.
They both scanned the large room for a moment before Stan spotted their friends farther down the catwalk. "There they are!".
The two boys ran over to them and Kyle said sounding irritated, "Dude what the hell are you guys doing? We need to stay with the group".
"Oh come on Kahl don't tell me you weren't bored by those douche-bag tour guides," Cartman replied in an annoying way.
Stan rolled his eyes at his friends fighting and noticed that Kenny wasn't paying attention to any of them. Instead he was looking down over the small railing on the catwalk at the toxic waste. Stan walked over to Kenny and said, "Be careful Kenny".
Kenny did not expect anyone to say something to him so he jumped in surprise. He then accidentally leaned too far over the railing and fell over the side.
"Kenny!" Stan shouted causing Kyle and Cartman to stop arguing and look at him. Stan quickly leaned over the edge and managed to grab Kenny's hand. The weight of Kenny was a little more than Stan expected to he fell over the railing as well.
"Stan!" Kyle yelled and instinctively bolted over and grabbed his hand. Kyle had also fallen but was able to grab the railing with one hand and was holding Stan's hand with the other. The three boys were hovering just a few feet above a large tank of green bubbling toxic waste.
"Help us Cartman! My hand is slipping!" Kyle shouted.
Cartman looked over the edge at his endangered friends and laugh. "This is so awesome!" he said.
"Cartman you fat turd!" was the last thing Kyle could say before his hand slipped and all three of them fell screaming right into the toxic waste.
For a few seconds Cartman did not see his friends since they were completely submerged in the toxic. Then the three boys brought their heads out of the toxic gasping for breath. Stan, Kenny, and Kyle then spotted a ladder connected to the tank and quickly swam over to it. They quickly climbed out eager to get away from the burning liquid.
Once they reached to concrete floor the boys nearly collapsed feeling exhausted all of a sudden. Meanwhile Cartman was hurrying down a staircase and over to them. "Cartman you God damn asshole! Why didn't you help us?" Kyle shouted as he brushed excess toxic off his slightly burnt jacket and hat.
Kenny and Stan were doing the same trying to get rid of all the hazardous waste from their clothes. "Yeah fatass! We could of been killed!" Stan yelled in agreement.
"I didn't help because I hate you guys," Cartman replied casually.
"You're supposed to be our friend dumbass!" said Kenny.
That was the last straw for Cartman. "That's it, screw you guys, I going home," said Cartman pointing to the right and walking away.
His friends just glared at him leaving until Kyle noticed something. Cartman was just about to walk under what looked like a faucet connected to a tank of pink toxic waste with warning signs all around it. By a particularly large warning sign there was a nearby red button.
Realizing what it was Kyle ran over and pushed the button right as Cartman was under the faucet. Instantly the pink liquid poured out of the faucet and right onto Eric. Cartman screamed and Kyle held his finger on the button for a few seconds until he let go causing the toxic to stopped pour on his fat so-called friend.
Cartman got up from being knocked to the ground and glared at Kyle. "You God damn Jew," Cartman said angrily.
"Serves you right fatass," Kyle replied.
Cartman just glared at Kyle then looked away to wipe the pink waste off his clothes and spit some out of his mouth.
"We better get back with the class," said Stan.
The others agreed and they all went up the stairs and out of the large room.
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