Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee

Skyrim is rebuilding after the events of the Draugr war, and everything seems to be improving. But when the Emperor is mysteriously murdered, Lords and Nobles squabble over rule of the Empire and who will sit on the Dragon Throne. Meanwhile, an organization of Elven overlords weave the strings to bring about the fall of the Empire, and a new age. *Sequel to "Dragonfire"*

Tamriel has just recovered from the Daedric invasion, and five years have passed. When a new threat arrives, a threat that magic can't touch, and swords leave little mark, the armies of Tamriel will have to put their faith in the next generation of heroes, the children that survived the Oblivion Crisis. This is the story of the War Mages, and how they will save the world.

A young woman finds herself caught in a web of love, family, betrayal and madness, and tries to weave her own story from it all. (This is the older version of the story. Please check out the updated version being published here, and thank you so much for reading!)

Finally fed up with Azura and Boethiah's interference with his plans, Molag Bal decides to take action against them by uniting his fellow outcast princes. This inevitably leads to a faction war between the "good" and "bad" daedra. All he needs is Dagon's help...However, complications arise when Dagon makes an unexpected ally. Also why does every Prince want this Dragonborn?

The Olympians are well known. The Titans are well known. Though, wandering through the world for so many millennia without a single nod to you can be harsh, especially if you're a god. When Percy goes insane, the man hunt is on to find the god that did this to him. The only problem is: For centuries his name was never seen. (OC God)

Sequel to Anything Goes in Fanfiction! The demigods have been challenged by the gods to see who can write the best fanfiction ever. Their friendships and sanity will be tested in this hilarious, absurd tale. Who would have expected another Thalia and Chiron fanfiction to pop up on the internet? And let's not talk about the MPREG story Zeus and Hades are writing... Crack Fic OOC

A mortal from a noble house is born with the soul of a dragon, who then pledges it to a life of unending servitude to a Daedric Prince. Shouldering a destiny he tires of carrying, he scarce thought the darkness that binds him could bring him solace, understanding, even... love. Follows Dawnguard DLC, with a Dragonborn that actually tries.

Nordic Dovahkiin Rakel wakes up not only with the worst hangover she's ever had, but also in the worst situation she could ever imagine; marriage. And if that wasn't bad enough, Rakel discovers who she's hitched to for life.

"Anything goes in Fanfiction." Grover said. Nico snorted, "Yeah, I can get every girl at camp, catch you and Percy MAKING OUT by the shed, and can still go to school. Yeah, anything goes in crazy fan's minds. Let's read another one and see who faints next." "NO!" Everyone yelled. Rated T for cussing. SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS! OOC NOW COMPLETED!

"Come to me, Dibella, for without you, my words must lie dull and leaden without the gilding of grace and sagacity to enchant the reader's ear and eye." When worship of the Nine Divines is at an all-time low, Lady Dibella must travel to Tamriel. Follows her story as she learns about mortal concepts of fear, hate, corruption, and most importantly, love.

In the year 4E 201, Kole—Harbinger of the Companions—joined the Dragonborn and her companions on the quest to save Skyrim from Alduin. But in the year 3E 433, he was a child, caught in the midst of the Oblivion Crisis. See the events that transformed him from the son of a Blade into the Son of Hircine. (Prequel to "The Nerevarine's Return")

/on hiatus, will be rewritten/ Before the First Dragonborn Miraak can meet his untimely death at the hands of Hermaeus Mora, he is saved by the Last. Now linked, the two Dragonborn must set aside their differences, find common ground and work together to escape the dark that is the Prince of Knowledge and Memories.

Gaea has awoken and Olympus has fallen. The seven and Nico are separated and taken captive, tortured to the edge of insanity. Then Porphyrion the Giant King begins an annual Hunger Games. Can they bring themselves to kill the people who have become like family? Because there can only be one victor. Who will win and who will die?

When Nico goes to Percy with the intention of telling him how he feels, the last thing he expects is to walk out of there with the love of his life thinking he has a thing for Jason. Cue awkwardness as Percy tries to set them up with each other. Basically just a hardcore PercyXNicoXJason bromance, heading into the territory of Jasico.

Titus Arnson doesn't like being a hero, sometimes it's almost enough to make him regret slaying Alduin. Two years have past and Skyrim has a new set of problems, rebels who just won't quit and a wave of vicious vampire attacks. Motivated by a particular hatred for vampires, Titus joins the Dawnguard, wrongly believing he has at last found an enemy he can feel no guilt for slaying.

In which Percy can't seem to catch a break. "Oh, so I'm cramping your style? I thought you liked Percabeth!" "Yea," Poseidon responded, "But I'm only shipping it until you and Annabeth fall into Tartarus. Then I'm hoping you'll die." Rated T for language and some sexual references. Don't let that stop you though...

You are probably thinking this is another idiotic story with bad plotting and OOC characters, right? Luckily for you, this is just a parody.

I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.

After falling down one waterfall too many, a battered and bruised Dragonborn confronts the Forgotten Vale with Serana at her side. If Cassandra can avoid freezing, and Serana can avoid starving, and they can both avoid falmer arrows and dragons, Auriel's Bow will be worth it. Hopefully.

In which Percy's vocabulary and language quality would make Sally proud while it annoys the Hades out of Frank. Oneshot.

When an alchemist inadvertently stumbles upon a rare artifact of a god, he finds himself in a new world, an alternate version of his own, and not for the best at first. Stuck in a familiar yet foreign world, he learns of his true fate, and the costs that come along with it.

– a house is not a home. Hades/Hestia, AU, Victory of the Titans. For GaleSynch.

Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?

Follow the adventures of a gentlemanly Necromancer as he struggles with his worklife as a servant of Mannimarco, blashemer against Arkay etc... and writing a textbook for the young-uns!

It's Christmas and enough is enough; weeks of being neglected by their author sends Percy and the gang on a quest to find the guys who have been displacing them; the Hunger Games characters. An off-hand comment sends Gale on a quest to 'tap' the Aphrodite cabin, following the fabled 'Hot Star' and a festive journey, featuring all your favourite parody HG/PJO's, begins...

In which a Son of Magic is alone on a holiday that doesn't matter and a Son of Poseidon is there when it does. Oneshot. Merry Christmas!

Alduin was defeated, his power broken by the Dovahkiin. But he was not dead. One-shot.

The Daedric Lords are called to a meeting of utmost importance to discuss the disappearance of the Heart of Lorkhan. Set around the time of the events of Skyrim, how will the Aedra and Daedra deal with the news? What has become of the Tribunal and Nerevarine, and who is this Dovahkiin? How will the events unfold as Alduin comes into the picture?

because he thought the charred blooms represented them well. – Hades/Hestia, .:Hades-centric:.

She was the first to be born and devoured, last to be yielded up again. All she wanted was the warmth, the light, and the life. Implied Hades/Hestia. .:Hestia centric:.

Travel with Nathan, a newly arrived Breton, as he explores the Imperial Province, finding problems and weapons aplenty, including the rare (but secondhand) Daedric Artefacts. Warning: Stories unleash all the sarcastic and frustrated comments of normal gamers. Events may or may not follow the Daedric Shrine Quests exactly.

When somebody steals Zeus' favourite toothbrush, poor Perry Johanneson is blamed. Can Perry and his friends Hannabette Face and Rover Overwood find it before it's too late? Parody of the Lightning Thief.

Here it is, the Main Course. This is the dinner party at which all 17 Daedric Princes are present, therefore hilarity ensues. Please enjoy. This is the sequel to Appetizers. The ending has been redone.

Camp Half-Blood is being invaded. Not by Greek monsters or Kronos's minions, but by Mary Sues. Gods help us all. Rated T for language, "character" bashing, and breaking the fourth wall.

Our favorite characters turn into the "angel" and "devil" in different situations. Who will win each battle? Will good prevail over bad? Well, you'll just have to see. Based of "Guilty Conscience" by Eminem ft. Dr. Dre. Oneshot.

Gods help her, but Portia had stolen from Mehrunes Dagon, and with the barrier on Oblivion weakening, Mehrunes was no longer a captive of his own world. He would hunt her through a web of political intrigue, but a game of cat and mouse is never simple.

M'aiq writes a series of song parodies about the Morrowind prophecies. Note: They are not sung by M'aiq, so the prey can relax.

A young Dunmer adventurer seeks shelter in a Daedric shrine during and ash storm, and makes an unlikely acquaintance. COMPLETED!

This is my version of how the Nerevarine would sing The Fresh Prince of BelAir redone, Morrowind style!