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Joined 08-02-13, id: 4964720, Profile Updated: 09-03-18
Author has written 91 stories for Burst Angel, Andromeda, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Voltron, Earth: Final Conflict, Babylon 5, Stargate: SG-1, Outlaw Star, White Collar, Doctor Who, Star Trek: Discovery, StarTrek: Enterprise, X-Men, Cells at Work/はたらく細胞, Star Wars, DC Super Hero Girls, Justice League, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hello Kitty/大好き!ハローキティ, Sora no Otoshimono/そらのおとしもの, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト, Avengers, and Game of Thrones.

September, 2014: If you are here because you just read "Laying Down the Law" and you want to post a guest review, as a general rule, I will not allow through review with deliberately bizarre spellings or jumbles of numbers and letters in the text. You don't have to spell perfectly, but if you go out of your way to do something strange, I will not allow it through.

If you are the individual who has been posting bizarre guest reviews on my Burst Angel fan fics, I would appreciate it if you stopped posting such reviews. Gibberish like

"Veri n1c3YAZst0ritG" is difficult to read, and to be honest, at this stage it is getting somewhat creepy. Either spell your text normally or go away, but I will no longer allow through reviews with such bizarre spelling. And one guest review per chapter per fic is enough, thank you.

Thank you.

I've been writing Andromeda fan fiction since late 2001, mostly on show-related sites. I only just came here (August 2013) because I stumbled on Burst Angel on Netflix and got one or two ideas.

DOB: Sep. 28 1964.

I live on a trust, so I don't have to work. It's enough. I've been practicing martial arts since February 1985. The history is something like this:

Legend for years:

XXXX: Done just that year.

XXXX-- started on that year and continuing.

XXXX--YYYY: Started and then stopped.

Shito-Ryu Karate -- Utica, NY and Cornell University: Feb. 1985 -- Dec. 1990, 1994--

Fencing: Uitca -- 1986

Seidokan Aikido: 1986- 88?

Shotokan karate: Feb. 1991 to May 1994, University of Maine; I visit that sensei when I go to Maine for vacation. I cancelled that 2013 and 2014, though the 2013 cancellation gave me the chance to start writing fics here. Go figure.

Filipino Kali -- 1997--2009, Private Classes 2009-2014, regular class 2014--

Indonesian Silat: 2003--2009, private classes 2009--2014, regular class 2014--

My instructor in both Kali and Silat had to work the swing shift in 2009 because of family finacial issues, so he could no longer teach. I had private classes with him off and on during the following years. Then in 2014 he began a new regular class in Kali, though there is Silat in there.

Wing Chun Kung Fu -- 1997--1998?

Tai Chi 2000-2006

Aikido (US Aikido Federation) 2004--

Jun Fan/Jeet Kune Do: 2006--

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The Sun Sets Forevermore by Yotsubadancesintherain5 reviews
It was the natural progression of life.
Cells at Work/はたらく細胞 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2019 - [AE3803, U-1146] - Complete
Orders by Laura Schiller reviews
Tag to 10.3, "Thin Ice". Bill wants to know why the Doctor made her decide about the sea creature, instead of doing it himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2017 - 12th Doctor, Bill P. - Complete
Heaven by NicolesFantasy reviews
A weeping angel has been alone for centuries, but now her sisters are coming. Will the Doctor and River fall into the trap that has been laid? Or will something unexpected happen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 2/16/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels
What Time Is It? by shantella1987 reviews
There are some questions you should never, EVER ask a Time Lord.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Amy Pond Meets The Twelfth Doctor by ahunter8056 reviews
Continuing her life with Rory in 20th century New York, separated from the Doctor and the 21st century, Amy Pond can't help but notice that there is something missing from her life. After bumping into a strange grey-haired Scottish man who seems bizarrely shocked to see her, Amy finds out exactly what is missing from her life in this short story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Amelia P./Amy, 12th Doctor - Complete
Best Friend's Gift by jennytork reviews
She had a special gift to offer her Thief's best friend - but would Sarah Jane accept it at the end of her days?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Sarah Jane S., TARDIS - Complete
Cultural Exchange by OrchisAilsa reviews
Set in the midst of The Invasion of Time, because something had to happen to make Leela want to leave the TARDIS and stay on Gallifrey, amirite? (Who knew I was even capable of such lighthearted, innocent fluff? Certainly not me...)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Leela, Andred] - Complete
Angel by AmethystUnarmed reviews
This is a story from the view point of a weeping angel that comes in contact with a human who actually interests her... Too much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels, OC - Complete
Rest In Peace, Sarah Jane by OodSigma'sAssistant reviews
Tribute to Elisabeth Sladen and her character. Features the Twelfth Doctor, Luke Smith and K9. Takes place directly after Robot of Sherwood. Spoilers for Series 7, Day of the Doctor and Time of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2015 - K-9, Sarah Jane S., Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Too Long by Galatic Pen reviews
Jo just wanted a break. Just one small measly rest on top of the trailer's roof, but of course Meg had to bug her. How will Jo get her nap? Well, she has a idea, even if she doesn't really understand what it means.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
The Mission Impossible Challenge: We are so screwed by penpaninuSessh reviews
Sei has another mission for Kyohei to fill in on, but will it be worth his while? And who will be paired with him this time? Story challenge supplied by Mikejaffa.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Complete
The Clever Boy and his Impossible Girl by Fanfic'emup reviews
I read a theory that the Doctor's mother and the man who were forced to cover their faces in shame became the first two Weeping Angels because covering the face like the Weeping Angels do was a Gallifreyan symbol of shame and the Weeping Angels evolved to feed off Time Energy since they were denied that once they were no longer Time Lords and Ladies.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Clara O. - Complete
The Genderbend Challenge: Jo's new look by penpaninuSessh reviews
Challenge provided by Mikejaffa. Kyohei and Jo with a strap-on scenerio. I just went with it. Not what you'd think! Rated H for Hilarious :P
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013
Roger the Disciplinarian by Galaxy1001D reviews
Roger has had it with Dorothy's antics and decides to discipline her.
Big O - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
Break Time for the Weeping Angels by cheri1 reviews
The Weeping Angels are the lonely assassins of the universe, but what do they do at the end of a long day? Take a peek inside the Angel's break room.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Weeping Angels - Complete
The Void Ahead by Qtelatino1 reviews
This is a sequel to the pilot episode "Breakaway". Story is set right after the moon had left Earth's orbit. This answers several questions on what really happened at Area II? Where did planet Meta come from? And how does the Moon get around so fast, anyway? Find out in this episode...
Space 1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012
Kyohei: Person Critic by Brenman reviews
Kyohei is assigned a piece of homework. He has to review six meals, but surprise surprise, he's reviewing his friends instead. What will this culinary student say about the people he has regular dealings with, and what will his teacher think.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Chef's Special: Kyo Sandwich by Brenman reviews
It seems that Kyo has woken up after a night of drunken partying. what sort of fun did he get into during the night? No one knows. They're all to drunk to remember.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Rasputin's Gambit by Xakko reviews
A crossover between the New Mutants and Hellboy movie version . Written as part of the 2007 Livewire World Writing Competition. A certain BPRD agent runs into some kids in Scotland. Hijinks ensue.
Crossover - X-Men & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hellboy - Complete
Fools Rush In by Leda74 reviews
This is a brief missing scene to Blink. Probably best if it stays missing, really.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sally S., Weeping Angels - Complete
Who's On Command? by Benesound reviews
Parody of Abbott and Costello's Who's On First.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
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The Wheel Turns
Spoilers for Justice League and Justice League Unlimited episodes "The Savage Time," "The Balance," and "Destroyer:" On her way to deal with Hades and Felix Faust on Themyscira, Diana confronts memories of another reality.
Crossover - Justice League & DC Super Hero Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Jessica C. - Complete
The Heart of a Lantern reviews
Jessica must find out if Dexter attacked Hal.
DC Super Hero Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1 - Jessica C. - Complete
Southern Thaw
Rahne and Illyana take a tentative step towards peace.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
Fork In The Road
Spoilers for Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker and What If Magik #1, among others: The last battle with the Sith happens in Limbo.
Crossover - Star Wars & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,132 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16 - E. Palpatine, Ahsoka T., Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Illyana R./Magik
No Right Answer reviews
White Blood Cell learns he has something in common with the body he lives in
Cells at Work/はたらく細胞 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29 - AE3803, U-1146, Killer T Cell, NK Cell - Complete
Road Test reviews
Never give an annoyed Scottish werewolf the keys to your favorite vehicle. Inspired by Maisie Williams' Audi commercial.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4
Where are the Sentinels When You Need Them? reviews
Kitty ends up advising Illyana on her new costume.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Dani M./Mirage, Illyana R./Magik
Me, Myself, and I reviews
Spoilers for What If: Magik #1 and Uncanny X-Men up to #21. I respond to all of it here! Also has spoilers for What If the X-Men Had Stayed in Asgard?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2019 - Charles X./Professor X, Piotr R./Peter/Colossus, Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
A Game of New Mutants reviews
Post GoT: after leaving Westeros, Arya meets a mysterious stranger. Spoilers for GoT finale and Uncanny X-Men #17.
Crossover - X-Men & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2019 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Dani M./Mirage, Illyana R./Magik, Arya S. - Complete
Fatal Formula
Maybe I have been too harsh towards Uncanny X-Men #17 (for which this story contains spoilers). Maybe Matt Rosenberg was onto something. So here is the logical conclusion.
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2019 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Darkchildren and Werewolves reviews
Illyana and Rahne run into a character from Rahne's fairy tale. Then things get weird.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Illyana R./Magik
The Price reviews
Sequel/Response to What If: Magik #1; spoilers for New Mutants vol. 1 #24 and 25.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Dani M./Mirage, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
Learning Curve reviews
Rahne looks back on her history with Illyana. Set after New Mutants Dead Souls #6.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Dani M./Mirage, Xian Coy Manh/Karma, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
Laying Down the Law
Amy gets pissed off at someone online.
Burst Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Complete
Rumor Has a Lot to Answer For
Spoilers for New Mutants: Dead Souls #4. Missing tag; takes place before X-Men Gold #30. Kitty and Dani have some fun at Rahne's expense.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Dani M./Mirage, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
It's a Magikal Life
Rahne gets the "Wonderful Life" treatment, courtesy of an unlikely angel, Thanos. Spoilers for New Mutants: Dead Souls #2. Guest appearance by Doctor Strange, Thanos, and a whole lot of X-Men and New Mutants I have no desire to tag.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,373 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
The Demon Down the Hall
Prequel to New Mutants: Dead Souls: Rahne and Illyana meet again. Femslash. Rated M for sex, violence, language, to be on the safe side.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,722 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Xian Coy Manh/Karma, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
Dear Hoshi reviews
Tag for "Harbinger:" T'Pol has questions about relationships between human males and females and can think of only one person to turn to.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2017 - H. Sato, T'Pol, C. Tucker
Enterprise Ink reviews
S5: Trip has to endure what T'Pol does in the name of diplomacy.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2017 - J. Archer, H. Sato, T'Pol, C. Tucker
What Hoshi Wants
Hoshi and Travis have a conversation. By request. Spoilers for "Sleeping Dogs," "Vox Sola," and "Two Days and Two Nights"
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2017 - T. Mayweather, H. Sato - Complete
Worth a Meme if not a Thousand Words reviews
Mini-challenge from jyorraku: Hoshi and T'Pol get into an argument over a photograph
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2017 - J. Archer, H. Sato, T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
Who's the Fairest of them All?
Hoshi starts acting strangely during an ion storm. Femslash. Rated M to be on the safe side. Set during S1/S2, but minor spoilers for "In a Mirror, Darkly"
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,712 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - H. Sato, T'Pol - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener over the Impulse Manifold reviews
T'Pol trades places with a Vulcan officer to get away from the "chaos" of the *Enterprise.* Inspired by/Sequel to S1 Ep4 "Strange New World."
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2017 - H. Sato, T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
Weakest Link reviews
In "Vox Sola," T'Pol said some nice things to Hoshi. Where did that come from? Here is one possible explanation.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2017 - H. Sato, T'Pol, Soval - Complete
Signposts on the Road Not Taken reviews
An old friend of T'Pol's and a young Argelian woman spell trouble for Hoshi and T'Pol. Slashy. Rated M for language and sexual content.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2017 - H. Sato, T'Pol - Complete
In Out In Out In Out In Out reviews
Will the tardigrade return? Good question. Here is my Silly Muse's answer. If you know me from other fandoms, put down food and drink before reading.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2017
Wardrobe Functions reviews
How come the Doctor, Bill, and Nardole didn't have their own space suits in "Oxygen" (which would have saved them a lot of trouble) but had them in "Empress of Mars"? And can I write "scene missing" fic without throwing in a weeping angel? Oh, wait you read the fic tags already. Never mind. Just enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor, Bill P.
A Grand Day Out reviews
My welcome fic for Jody Whittaker: the 12th Doctor had planned for him, Bill, and Nardole to spend a quiet day in Brighton. But then the 13th Doctor shows up, and she's not sure why she's there.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2017 - Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor, 13th Doctor, Bill P. - Complete
Reunion
Alternate tag for season 10 finale; AU for Leela.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2017 - 4th Doctor, Leela, 12th Doctor, Bill P. - Complete
Alone At Last reviews
Bill loses her cool when the Doctor's world intrudes on yet another date.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Davros, 12th Doctor, Bill P.
That Moment When reviews
Missing scene from "Oxygen." And I am probably as swift as Nardole. Put down food and drink before reading.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2017 - 12th Doctor - Complete
Relative Dimensions in Space reviews
Missing scene from episode 10.1: The Doctor wasn't going to take Bill on as his companion, but then old companions appeared.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Amelia P./Amy, Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor, Bill P.
Angels Ascendant reviews
Post finale: Jo and Sei learn the truth of Jo's origins. Meanwhile, Kyohei gets his dream chance to go to France and become a patissier.
Crossover - Andromeda & Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Beka V., T.Rhade
There's Always That One
Even among weeping angels, there's always that one who's a pain in the neck.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Weeping Angels, OC, Osgood - Complete
Fan Girls reviews
The Doctor learns that he's not the only alien who came to Earth and went native
Crossover - Doctor Who & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Martha J., Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor - Complete
Hot Potato reviews
What does the Doctor do if he finds his companion is a real pain in the neck?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2016 - The Master, Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor, Bill P. - Complete
Bill One Shots reviews
So it's May. 2016 and I've seen the trailer introducing the new companion. I know nothing about her, but it left an impression, so I came up with these two scenes. Is this how she will be written on the show? Time will tell.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Davros, Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor, Bill P. - Complete
Hop-Along Leftie reviews
***SPOILERS FOR SEASON 9*** After Clara, the Doctor gets a new companion
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2015 - W. Churchill, Weeping Angels, 12th Doctor - Complete
The Gift reviews
When the Doctor is reunited with the weeping angel who'd sent Amy and Rory back in time, the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/7/2015 - 4th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Enemy of the Bird is my Friend
A tribute to Family Guy's Office Space Parody.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Published: 11/21/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
Message in a Bottle reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE SERIES FINALE: Peter gets Neal's last message.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Who's On Burst reviews
Tribute to Monica Rial and Jamie Marchi by way of Abbott and Costello: Jo has some fun at Meg's expense.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Andromeda: DS9
Captain Shickunt and the crew of the Androzia Defiant are facing off with their former Klingonean crew member, Tyworrf, when Dr. Bashir and Quark start acting strangely… huh?
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 34,835 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Worf, Tyr A. - Complete
Put Your Game Face On reviews
Jo and Maria may never bet on sports again.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Complete
Cosplayed
Meg wants her and Jo to dress as Panty and Stocking for Halloween. All she has to do is persuade Jo.
Crossover - Burst Angel & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Tourist Trap
An in Joke between myself and InuskyeYash: Meg isn't the only one with a food weakness. It just depends on the food.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014
Accumulated Wisdom
Mini-tribute to voice actress Jamie Marchi: Mikako Satsukitane, now in her 50's, tries to give Meg some advice.
Crossover - Burst Angel & Sora no Otoshimono/そらのおとしもの - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Mikako S. - Complete
Kitty Kornered
Mini-tribute to Monica Rial, who voiced Jo and Hello Kitty: Takane has strong feelings about Hello Kitty that might be better left unsaid when she finds out who the fan is.
Crossover - Burst Angel & Hello Kitty/大好き!ハローキティ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
Aisha completely misunderstands some human cultural taboos. Put down all food and drink before reading further.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Aisha C. - Complete
The Princess and the Pauper reviews
Kyo starts acting strangely. Is he going to leave the burst angels?
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 44,893 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
I Am Surrounded By reviews
Meg wears a collar; Jo wears a scarf. Ever wonder why? Rated M for "mature" content.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Red reviews
Answer to a challenge from InuskyeYash to build a Jo x Maria story around the Jo/Maria shots from the Ugetsu Hakua Special/Infinty phony S2 preview. Rated M/R for lesbianism and violence.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2014
Cooking Excercise
There's spicy, super spicy, pass-the-fire-extinguisher spicy...and then there's Jo.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014
Stargate Ascendant reviews
Daniel Jackson and Samantha Carter meet their fates. (AU to both shows now.)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2014 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Beka V. - Complete
An Andromeda Valentine reviews
Rommie gets the Scrooge treatment the night before Valentine's Day.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Andromeda - Complete
What Comes Naturally reviews
There's more than one way for a Nietzschean male to prove his superiority.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Beka V., S. Harper, Tyr A. - Complete
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time reviews
Meg's desire to make good on her New Year's Resolution reminds Jo of just whose bright idea it was that she and Meg run around in their underwear. (Three guesses.)
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Complete
Rock On reviews
Challenge from InuskyeYash: Jo plus Meg plus a Def Leppard song, and I figured out how to do it without using the lyrics.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Complete
It's An Angelic Life reviews
Jo takes the place of Jimmy Stewart in the homage to "It's A Wonderful Life."
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Marking Territory reviews
Kyohei meets Takane and Sei has...concerns.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
For Just A Day reviews
Dylan finds himself back in time with his original crew. Will he sacrifice his present to save his past?
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - D. Hunt, Andromeda, Admiral Staark, Sarah - Complete
Black Friday
Meg will go to any lengths to participate in a uniquely American...tradition.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Complete
The Shortest Distance Between Two Points reviews
Yes, there is a reason Takane didn't visit Tokyo on her bike. And yes, there is an in-joke in here.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013
Brave Hearts and Bravari reviews
Harper stumbles on a unique VR program and makes a new friend. (Uses Cynosure, created by John Ostrander in GRIMJACK, but that comic isn't here. Same disclaimer applies.)
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Londo, S. Harper
Andromeda: Final Conflict reviews
In search of a cure for Harper's Magog infestation, the crew is drawn into the last battle of Earth's Final Conflict
Crossover - Earth: Final Conflict & Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Beka V., S. Harper, Trance G. - Complete
The Ring of Fire reviews
Andromeda must save Harper from pirates bent on vengeance
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2013 - S. Harper, Andromeda
All in the Family reviews
Meg and Jo ask Kyo to be their baby daddy. Sequel to "Do Not Disturb."
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
It Takes All Kinds reviews
Meg has been victimized by a prankster. But who did it?
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Complete
Bughouse reviews
Jo and Kyo play bughouse (bughouse chess - look it up on Wikepedia if you don't know it) while Sei and Meg go bughouse (just plain nuts).
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Complete
Better the Devil You Know reviews
Quasi-AU: Princess Corall moves in when Lotor loses interest in Allura.
Voltron - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Allura, Lotor
Family Traditions reviews
Lotor's plan to interest his cousin in Larmina doesn't go quite the way he thought it would.
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Larmina, OC - Complete
The Taming of the Dragon Queen reviews
The REAL reason Kyohei was hired
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013
The Adventures of Stumpy reviews
S1: Tyr and Harper join forces to deal with an unusual intruder
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - S. Harper, Tyr A. - Complete
The Hard Way reviews
Tag to Black Sky/Wounded Fugitive two-part story: Meg plus free food plus aftermath of giant crow equals trouble for Jo
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013
Do Not Disturb reviews
So I asked myself, "At the risk of being seen as retarded, how could I get Kyohei into Meg and Jo's bed without him having sex with Meg and/or Jo?" and myself came up with this. Enjoy.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Complete
Birthday Boy Toy reviews
Yeah OOC again: In appreciation for InsukkyeYash's moral support, a sequel to the controversial "Design Flaw" for InsukkyeYash and penpaninuSessh: Meg, Jo, Jo, Kyo, and ... "toys." And no, that is not a typo.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Complete
Design Flaw reviews
(OOC Warning:) Jo x Kyo: Kyo discovers Jo has a quirk in her genetic programming that makes her behave very strangely.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
The Dog House reviews
Rescued from Andromeda Uncovered: Dylan puts his foot in his mouth.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - D. Hunt, Beka V., S. Harper - Complete
Recalled Totally reviews
Tag for ep 517 Totaled Recall
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2013 - D. Hunt, Beka V. - Complete
The Crucible reviews
After 133,000 years, the Cylons reemerge, and this time, it could be the end of everything.
Crossover - Andromeda & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 50,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013
Trance-Endence reviews
Originally published on SSBBS under "MikeJoe:" Harper dies when the tesseractor doesn't work. Then things get worse.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Trance G. - Complete
Wrapped Around My Digital reviews
Beka just does not like it when Rommie has Harper - or anybody - wrapped around her finger
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Andromeda, Beka V., D. Hunt - Complete
Intervention Is Heck
Beka finds out the hard way just how badly Harper has spoiled Andromeda over the years.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Andromeda, Beka V., S. Harper - Complete
Blush reviews
Meg gets flustered and Kyo gets a black eye.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
The First Day reviews
Originally posted on SSBBS under the name "MikeJoe:" Andromeda remembers how she met the starship that taught her some important lessons.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Andromeda - Complete
What's In A Name reviews
Beka makes a powerful impression on a Nietzschean officer.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Beka V. - Complete
Drinking Buddies
Rommie and Jo are so alike, two beings created for war. Wouldn't it be natural for them to go drinking?
Crossover - Andromeda & Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,410 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Official Cause of Injury reviews
Why the force lances look different at the end of S1
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - D. Hunt, Beka V., Tyr A. - Complete
Full Contact Sport reviews
Follow-up to "Slinging Oil:" Some guys who tease Kyo get their just deserts
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Complete
A Trance's Tail reviews
Post Series Finale: Doyle and Rommie learn the hard way why Gold Trance's don't retain their tales from when they are purple.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Trance G., Andromeda, Doyle - Complete
Don't Look Back reviews
Five years after the events of the series, a mysterious woman resurrects Kyohei's memories of the long-dead Sei and Jo.
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
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