I just recently figured out how to edit the order of my chapters, so I decided to move the disclaimer that I had previously forgotten to include, here to the front page.

DISCLAIMER: Characters from Gene Rodenberry's Andromeda are the property of their respective production companies, the actors, writers, directors and any other person or legal entities with a lawful claim upon them. I also do not own the rights to the original Abbott and Costello routine of which this is a parody of. This is a work of fanfiction, written for the purpose of personal satisfaction and the enjoyment of others, and monetary or other compensation is neither expected nor desired.

Now on to the story...