Name: Like hell I'm giving out my real name. Just call me blue or Aztec or blueAztec...

Age: Same applies.

Gender: Unknown

Likes: Cherry pie, shounen-ai, fantasy, video games

Hates: Fish, obvious/boring pairings, Twilight, people who are prejudiced against anime

Self summary: It pleases me to speak 'old-fashioned' English. I never swear nor use crude words but I have an extremely dirty mind and can disturb even the most disgusting people.

Oh, what else to say about myself? First of all, I am an absolute fan of shounen-ai but not yaoi. Second, shoujo-ai and yuri could never hope to be as good as shounen-ai. Third, I am of the opinion that people who like hetero are weird and perverted... just kidding. Fourth, my favourite animes are Fairy Tail, Bleach, Naruto and Attack on Titan.

I adore fantasy, my favourite book being Tolkien's The Silmarillion. Another thing I love is video games! My favourite happens to be Oblivion of the Elder Scroll series. Others I like include: Mass Effect 3, Resistance Fall of Man, Rage, Little Big Planet 1 and 2 and Lost Planet 2.

But mostly I enjoy writing, hence why I'm currently writing a Fairy Tail x Bleach crossover. My logic was: I like Fairy Tail and I like Bleach so if I mash them up and bake them in a pie it will taste like cherries...

I like Naruto and like shounen-ai - so of course I like Naruto shounen-ai fanfiction. But, most of it is ruined by the fact that people make Naruto so... uke. Not just that, people make him into a stereotypical girl by describing him fragile and feminine, making him cry and whine a lot, making him shy and making him cross dress.

I hate it.

He is not skinny or curvy, he is actually quite muscular. He never cries or whines, he is always acting tough. He is never shy, he can't keep his mouth shut. I doubt he could ever be forced to cross dress, he'd more likely just shove a rasengan in whoever was trying's face - even if he did lose a bet or something.

It is exactly the same for Ichigo and Natsu.

So I see them as semes - with EVERY pairing. Also, because I like caring, cheerful and protective semes rather than broody, dark and possessive ones. Another reason is that all of them are probably way more powerful than anyone they could be paired up with so that just makes them even more likely to take the dominant role.

One last thing, Naruto is almost exactly the same as Jiraiya so to say that Naruto is the blushing, maid outfit wearing uke is to say that Jiraiya is too (and we all know that is ridiculous). Naruto is close to being as perverted as the toad sage, which is another thing to add to the seme list (seriously, have you ever seen/read about a pervy uke?)