![]() Author has written 1 story for Inheritance Cycle, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. HI. Yeah, so I know this account isn't exactly new, but I don't write anything for it that often, so I consider myself sort of new. Kind of. Anyway, heaps of gratitude if you check out my story and possibly give me some pointers. Flames are not discouraged. I always thought it was sort of lame how so many people are too sensitive to take a little tough advice, new or not. Anyway, I'm tough! I can take it! Maybe. Wait, why am I encouraging you to flame me...? About Me: I’mtheoriginalloser’causeIhavenosociallifeI'mlikecrazyshyandIjustmighthaveateensylittleprobablyminorcaseofbloodlust,whichforsomereasonisstrangeforthirteenyearoldsbutnormalforteenagersyeahIdon’tgetiteither. Oh well. At least I have books. Books are good. And, um, video games, and wifi. That's, yeah, about all I need to survive. And art. Also, I'm a girl! And thirteen years old. Yeah. (Trust me, I write better fanfics than profiles. Really.) Some of the stuff I've read! Wow! Isn't it a lot? (No particular order.) Inheritance Cycle (my all-time favorite) Harry Potter Percy Jackson and the Olympians All currently available Heroes of Olympus books Kane Chronicles Maximum Ride Narnia Incarceron and Sapphique The Leviathan trilogy Hunger Games Lorien Legacies Artemis Fowl Gregor the Overlander All Alex Rider books, except for the last one, except I forgot most of the plot so that doesn't really count Started reading Lord of the Rings, love it to death already Classics (the Iliad and the Odyssey, Moby Dick, and a few others)(This is just stuff I like. If it's fiction, YA, and famous but not on there, chances are I don't like it. Yeah, that's you, Meyerpires.) My lengthy list of likes and dislikes. Oh, boy! Dislikes: Basically everything I don't like Romance Pink (the color) Girly…stuff Those really lame books that say they're action or whatever, but are really just nonstop romance Taylor Swift People who think grammar doesn't matter Just people in general Summaries that say, "STORY BETTER THAN SUMMARY" or begin with the amazingly creative "WHAT IF" (Speaking of fanfic stuff) Mary Sues OC/Canon (OC/OC is cool with me, so long as it doesn’t take up the entire story) Gary Stus…well, not really OCs in general Lame plots Yuri Those fics (sometimes AUs) that turn the characters into normal humans just so that they can go to high school and/or play Truth or Dare Or turning them into babies just for the heck of it Those sick freaks who think that reading about anyone under fifteen “doing it” is cool Fanfic writers who are obsessed with sex Extremely angsty/emo characters Anyone who thinks Link’s name is Zelda Or that Ness and Lucas’ games are called “PK” Sometimes, reading text slang in stories (lol, rofl, btw, stfu, that stuff) is annoying. It says a lot about writers. (You know who you are.) Or people that use it in real life. Math, especially algebra Stupid seventh-grade guys Stupid seventh-grade girls Come to think of it, I hated them in sixth, too And fifth…Likes: Dragons Guys who run around killing stuff with swords (excluding Marth from Fire Emblem) Guys who run around killing stuff with swords and dragons Books (every series listed above) Stories that are maximum action, minimum romance Fantasy Satire Sarcasm Chocolate, as dark as possible. It is necessary to my survival. Mythology, the older the better Anyone who is awesome enough to actually read all this junk Video games (Earthbound and Zelda especially) Reviews! even if I never reply Cartoon Network shows meant for little boys four years younger than me Hypocrisy Memes Alternative Rock The occasional dubstep remix Bloody stuff Suspense Parentheses Sleep Hoodies Dark colors Laziness Spell-checkYeah…that’s all I’m saying for now. If you actually read all that, cookies for you! They might not possibly be poisoned. Cut and paste…things. If I say they’re mine, I’m lying. If you've got godly blood in your veins (or are just a PJO freak) copy and paste this into your profile! I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls When my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf Whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew Whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares Whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go So all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know |
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