WAS TORNTOBRITS

“Take off your shirt."
Jace raised his eyebrows.
"I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning."
"Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.”

Name: Secret :)

Age: Thirteen years old, finally!

Likes: Boybands, books, funny movies, pizza, food, walks in the rain, flowers, corny jokes, over-sized sweaters, shades, vans, crop tops, shorts, flats, blue, cupcakes, fries, waffles, pancakes, tumblr, my family, my best friends, one direction, ed sheeran, the vamps, hunger games, the mortal instruments, divergent, the fault in our stars, weird people, little mix, 5sos, marina and the diamonds, quotes, music, ariana grande, poetry, etc.

Random copy-and-pastes bc im a weirdo.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with british/irish boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never been in a fist fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought of something really funny and burst out laughing which caused many people to look at you weirdly, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Personality traits for September Month.

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Music Movie:

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits: The Love Club- Lorde

First Day at School: Never Say Never- The Fray

Falling in Love: Brighter Than Sunshine- Aqualung

Fight Song: Superhero- Cher Lloyd

Breaking Up: Wherever You Are- 5 Seconds of Summer

Prom: Baby I- Ariana Grande

Life: Yellow- Coldplay

Mental Breakdown: Irresistible- One Direction

Driving: The Way- Ariana Grande

Flashback: Kiss Me- Ed Sheeran

Wedding: Skinny Love- Birdy

Birth of Child: Diana- One Direction

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Still Into You- Paramore

Death Scene: Look After You- The Fray

Funeral: Almost Is Never Enough- Ariana Grande ft. Nathan Sykes

End Credits: Cold Coffee- Ed Sheeran

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Your Dad:

When you were 8 years old, your dad bought you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

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Annoying Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*ch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe "Jesus wuz a brotha"
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm a GUY WHO WEARS TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
I have GREASY HAIR, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*tch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m NOT POPULAR, so I MUST be a loser.
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST encourage abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labelled.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be white.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*tch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

I am a DIRECTIONER, so I MUST be dirty, immature and mean.

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Things you should know about me.

WHICH IS BETTER?

Brown eyes, Blue eyes or Green eyes? Blue

Short or tall? Tall

Long hair or short hair? Since I have curly hair, its better if its long.

Harry Potter or Twilight? Harry Potter

Coke or Pepsi? Coke

Winter or Summer? Winter

The ABCs ok im really bored.

A - Available: Yup

B - Birthday: 9/21

C - Crushing On: Niall Horan:)

D - Drink You Last Had: Iced Tea

E - Easiest Person To Talk To: my best friends

F - Favorite Song At The Moment: skinny love

H - Home: Manila

I - In Love With : no one

J - Juggle: Bread idk

K - Killed Someone: No way

L - Longest Car Ride: Road trip in the US

M - Milkshake Flavor: Chocolate

N - Number Of Siblings: 4

O - One Wish: meet Ed Sheeran omfg

P - Person You Called Last: My dad

R - Reason To Smile: Anything, I never frown in front of my friends or family.

S - Song You Last Heard: Nobody Compares by One Direction

T - Time You Woke Up: 6 am

U - Underwear Color: Lol uhm what

V - Vegetable(s): Broccoli's bc I pretend they're like mini trees and I'm eating the environment and people are trying to kill me because Im a giant omg I should stop playing with my food

W - Worst Habit: idk

X - X-Rays You've Had Most Recently: never had one bc no injuries wow

Y - Yoyos Are: cool lol idk

Z - Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Stories: (3)

-The A Team: Natsu/Lucy: Because no matter how hard she tried to push him away, she eventually had to give up and love him back.Updated Last: 05-15-13 Next Update: N/A Status: Completed

-Forever And Ever: Natsu/Lucy: Because even if he was dying and she was married to another man, they would still love each other, no matter what. Updated Last: 05-21-13 Next Update: N/A Status: Completed

-The Worst Nalu Story Ever Written: Because no matter how badly written this fan-fiction is, you will still ship Nalu. Updated Last: 05-21-13 Next Update: N/A Status: Completed

Please give me at least a week to update, thank you.