Reminder: This story is purposely written like this for you humor.

{Because no matter now badly written this fanfiction is, you will still ship Nalu.}

Wans apan a tym , der live a prinses naymd lucey.

she was rlly pritty.

she marryed natsue.

he is a hansom boi but he dont have many mony

one dai da king sed 2 him "u kent b wid lucey unles u have many mony"

natsue ses dat he dasent no how 2 get many mony

so da nxt dai he ask lucey 4 help

"oki natsue i will help u bby" lucey ses to him

lucey goes 2 da banc n goes 2 her banc acawnt n gets

890839298397497274904884989947 joowels n

gives 2 natsue

"tenks lucey ily 4evr." Natsue ses 2 lucey

da nxt dai natsue shows mony to da king

"oki natsue u can b wid my doter" da king sed to natsue

"yay!1!1" natsue n lucey shawt

den natsue get dawn on 1 nee n says

"lucey will u merry me we can liv togeder 4ever"

"no natsue." lucy ses

natsu is hertbroked

"y" he ask her

"bc i wanna liv wid u 5ever" lucey ses b4 kising him

on da lips

dey get merryed n have 12 childs

de end

Note: this is a note to assure you that I can write properly. xx

Please review guys! I wanna know what you think about my retarded story :)

{torntobrits}