For Shepard, death is just another technicality (AU, Shakarian). No longer updated.

A wise Krogan once said that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. This has all three. A story of provocateurs, confidants, and unhealthy attraction. Mass Effect Noir. Rated MA. Original content and a touch of AU pre & post ME1-3 concerning the secrets, origins, and lives of Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian.

Fenris shows Anders what he's missing... eventually Anders gets a taste. Dirty talk, exhibitionism, shameless smut.

Fill for the Prompt: Shep picks up a copy of Fornax on a whim after recruiting Garrus. Upon perusing through the pages she is "dazzled" by the endowments of the turian males she sees gracing the pages. Thus she begins to see her spiky companion in a much different way. Dirty thoughts and awkward flirting commence.

They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU

Hawke had always been a one man woman until she is propositioned and spends a night with Anders that she will never forget. One shot smut

It's no secret that I'll do just about anything for Shepard. She's worth it. She worth anything. But this... It's not so much my pride that I'm worried about; it's the endless torture that is sure to follow. But... she wants to go on a date. So I'm going to take her on a date. GarrusxShepard, ME3, pre-Citadel DLC. Rated T. (Part of a series.)

Patience is expected of all snipers; it's the difference between life and death for us. But in the confines of the battery, patience seems to elude me completely. Especially when she's there, talking to me again and all I want to do is keep her talking, to fix this rift between us. But, Spirits... What did I just say? GarrusxShepard, post-Sidonis mission in ME2. (Part of a series.)

If I'm being honest, I hadn't expected this to work. But it had, even if it wasn't easy. Now I'm lying awake with her in my arms, staring at the stars passing overhead, wondering if I will ever be able to give her everything she needs and deserves - if I can make her happy. But I'm going to try. GarrusxShepard, post-Collector base ME2, rated M for adult themes. (Part of a series.)

Don't bother Garrus right now, he's calibrating the commander. One shot, mid-ME2. NSFW.

AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.

Things go awry when Shepard lets someone else sit in the driver's seat of the Mako.

Commander Shepard takes preparations for her missions very seriously, sometimes at the expense of spending time with Garrus. When she finally has time to rest, he wants to make sure he's there to help her relax.

Garrus is moaning in his sleep. Shepard can't help but wonder what he's dreaming about. She's extremely pleased when she finds out. *Fluff and Smut ahead. Consider yourself warned.* Cover image used in accordance to Fair Use terms from source: Mass Effect Wikia

When the news that Earth had fallen to the Reapers reached Menae, Garrus Vakarian feared Shepard hadn't made it off world in time; Victus watched as the young general nearly succumbed to his grief and tried to offer him what comfort he could, hoping to show him there was still something worth fighting for. GarrusxVictus pairing; rated M for mature content, slash, and violence.

Shepard is distracted. So is Garrus. Awkwardness ensues.

ME3 AU: With the galaxy ending all around him, Garrus finally decides to go after what he wants. Too bad Shepard's too dense to realize that's her.

Garrus Vakarian is a tough C-Sec Officer with a mission - to find and persecute Saren Arterius. Too bad he's lost another partner...that is, until Executor Pallin sticks a human female on his patrol. Now he's stuck with the sole survivor of Akuze and has no clue how to deal with her!

Fighting was supposed to help relieve stress, not add to it. Nyreen was in desperate need of some good, old-fashioned, turian stress relief; Aria just wasn't going to cut it after their run in with the Adjutants. What happens when she runs in to an old friend in the depths of Afterlife? FemShepxGarrus, past GarrusxNyreen. Spoilers for Omega DLC. Slightly AU. Rated M for smut.

When Garrus Vakarian and Jane Shepard's daughter turns 15, she starts dating a boy who is a few years older and very different from herself. How will Garrus react to his daughter's boyfriend, to the cultural differences in parenting style, and to his old fears that start resurfacing? FemShepxGarrus, post-ME3, happy ending. Rated M for language, violence, and mature situations.

Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!

Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.

After Kaidan and Jacob, Shepard was sure that the 'wrong type' was her type... but, maybe, the right one had actually been with her all along. Light and fluffy FemShep/Garrus.

Shepard goes to a bar for a few stiff drinks when a familiar old mercenary shows up. He discovers that she has a long-kept secret-shes a virgin. Zaeed then makes it his mission to divest her of her cherry in the most spectacular way possible. :) Rated M for a reason, fill for the k-meme.

Garrus knows the effect his voice has on Shepard, and uses it to the best of his ability. Voicekink, because I can't get enough of it! Rated M because reasons.

Commander Shepard is struggling to deny the feelings she has begun to have for her dearest friend Garrus Vakarian, even as he is preparing to let her know how he feels about her. Fortunately her plucky little pet hamster has a plan to bring them together.

Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard and Garrus pursue an enemy deep into a heavily wooded area, and wind up far from the shuttle. They find a way station to hole up in for the night, and their feelings for each other come to a head in spectacular fashion. One-shot lemony goodness, rated M for good reason.

After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.

Citadel DLC spoilers. After the tango at the club, Shepard and Garrus can't wait to engage in a different kind of dance.

Written for this prompt on the Kinkmeme: Can I please have some post-war romance for this pair? Preferably Sparatus wooing Shepard. Maybe he has always been attracted to her but was too cowardly to pursue her. Perhaps Oraka told him to pull his head out of his ass and go for it. Some language and mature content later on.

Kinkmeme fill in which Shepard is threatened and Garrus goes berserk, resulting in a singularly tumultuous courtship. Rated M for language and sexual situations.

Garrus learns why Shepard paints her face, and then he shows her the turian way.

Smut, pure and simple - ok, with a dash of humor and such. Fairly vanilla smut, but still. If this isn't your thing, move on and we both won't embarrass ourselves. Wrote this as a little gift for a friend, and she ships Shoker exclusively. Writing practice for me, as well, as this isn't my usual writing thing. Rated 'M Plus' if that was possible.

Shepard and Garrus spend some time hanging out on the eve of shore leave. Garrus wants to bring wine, but Shepard has other plans. Fluffy.

[Based on a throwaway line in TSS] Shepard has a special post-mission ritual. Zaeed knows it intimately. Still, the Commander gets impatient. Kmeme fill falling between Following Orders and Revenge is Sweet, but stands on its own. F!Shep/Zaeed. One-shot, complete.

Zaeed is annoyed at Shepard for letting Vido escape. Shepard is annoyed that Zaeed can't focus on anything else. So she takes care of it. Kmeme fill falling between Following Orders and Marked, but stands alone well enough. F!Shep/Zaeed. One-shot, complete.

James Vega is an incorrigible flirt. Zaeed Massani is not impressed. Commander Shepard finds it amusing. Kmeme fill and somewhat sequel to Following Orders. ME3, F!Shep/Zaeed. One-shot, complete.

Shepard and Garrus reconnect after Menae and James is an accidental witness. The sex he's good with, it's what comes after that makes him uncomfortable.

A job for Kasumi goes a little wrong and quite a bit right. Really old kmeme fill; F!Shep/Zaeed, confined space. One-shot, complete.

X-posted from the kinkmeme-Garrus likes to be commanded. *A lot*. Jane Shepard obliges him during shore leave on the Citadel. Rated M, obvs.

When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.

Sequel to Tables Voluntarily Turned. FemshepxGarrusxVictus "Garrus smiles to himself, sure that when Victus woke up today, he had no idea he'd be making out with an ex-C-Sec vigilante and a human Spectre who just happen to save the galaxy on occasion." Rated M for sexual content and language.

48 hours before the events of Arrival, Shepard finds herself in the strong arms of a mysterious soldier with a knack for taking off his clothes. Meme Fill. Rated M.

Kink Meme Fill - AU/Femshep/Garrus/Nihlus. Garrus and Shepard are C-Sec officers and friends with benefits. An ill advised idea to wind down on their bosses desk ends suprisingly well.

To see an upright, proud turian like Garrus fall apart in her hands... FemShepxGarrus. Warning: pegging. Rated M for obvious reasons.

Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.

Garrus, Zaeed, and F!Shep encounter a fic cliche while out on a mission. This is response to a kinkmeme prompt and is NSFW!