He's mean, dangerous, and a stone cold killer. The Council have him brought in on the recommendation of his more alert Spectre peers. Nobody but the human Spectre steps forward to be his watcher. Nobody, least of all Saren, ever expected to discover that in the care of that human, he just melts into a puddle of purring contentment. kmeme fill.

Shepard and Garrus as a couple play out a very loose interpretation of one of Earth's fairytales. Oneshot. kmeme.

An accidental cultural misunderstanding brings Sparatus and Hannah Shepard together. First posted on the kmeme.

What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.

Garrus Vakarian. In a kilt. kmeme fill.

Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!

Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.

A turian becomes curious and then romantically interested in a human coworker, to the amusement of his friends. As luck would have it, she's interested back. OC characters, kmeme fill.

The eyes behind the camera of Hogwarts. A very short sequel to Adjusting to Life as a Part Veela Man Magnet.

Draco Malfoy's discovered his Veela roots and has to deal with it. Humor and romance with Ron Weasley ensues. Harry and Hermione observe and participate in the mayhem. Finished