After the destruction of the Reapers, a rather confused Jane Shepard is tasked with a critical First Contact mission around the 7th Planet in the solar system. Will she succeed in maintaining peace in the galaxy; or will she get bogged down in the depths of Uranus? This story has frequent sexual references and some swearing.

A love poem to the Galactic Empire. I originally wrote this as a song in an imp-centric story. But T thought I would post it individually.

ONE SHOT - When Georgie Lane visits captain James in the rehabilitation centre after the events in Belize, he makes an emotional declarartion to her. But it is not what she feared or expected. An alternative version of episode 5 of the Nigeria, Belize and Bangladesh tour. (Note: This is NOT a CJ/GL pairing story)

ONE SHOT - No, this is not a belated Halloween story. I mean the other sort of creepy. After completing her medic training, new Our Girl Maizie Richards receives an unexpected and disturbing proposition. An attempt at a humorous parody/ Romance of the show.

The Hell-Mouth is closed and the demon threat has been extinguished. From the tragedy, death and destruction that was inflicted on Sunnydale, a soccer team arose from ashes that was destined to conquer the world. (X-over Buffy / Football, Tactics & Glory)

Unbeknown to most, there was one Stormtrooper company in the Palpatine era that was made up almost exclusively of women. That company was wiped out during the destruction of Alderaan. This is the story of the company's last five days before its annihilation. Told in reverse chronological order.

When Shepard is on the Citadel at the end of ME3, the Catalyst tells her to choose from four bad options. But on that fateful Halloween night, another ghostly image of the hooded young boy appears before her and offers to reveal the truth about the Catalyst, the Crucible and the Reapers. Will Shepard discover a fifth way to end the Reaper threat?

ONE-SHOT - Want to travel the world and meet new species? Then join Xcom now!

ONE-SHOT - Why does Lara Croft have such exceptional physical abilities? What are the reasons for the strange occurrences on the island of Yamatai? How did Matriarch Benezia commence her descent into indoctrination? Asari research assistant, Rana Thanoptis, witnessed it all.

You do not need to know my name. My name is not of concern. All you need to know is that I am, and always will be, a loyal servant of the Galactic Empire. We are the imperial stormtroopers of the Emperor. We enforce only one law: Obedience to the Emperor. There is only one punishment for failure: Death. (A New Hope from the perspective of a Stormtrooper).

ONE SHOT - In ANH Vader lets Leia escape in the hope of finding and destroying the rebel base. But the plan back-fires and the Death Star is destroyed. The story of Leia's incredible escape creates the legend of Luke Skywalker and results in rumours of stormtrooper incompetence. Vader and Leia know the story is based on a lie. But both have their reasons for covering up the truth.

Fleeing for his life, Spike travels to post Apocalyptic Seattle hoping to hide himself in the Mystic Void; a place where, unlike a Hell Mouth, mystical energy is at its weakest. But instead of finding easy pickings among the vulnerable human population, Spike finds himself confronted by a new threat: The Transgenics. (Post S5. Buffy is dead). Includes vamp killings and sirings.

A couple of unrelated parody one-shots between Jake and Quaritch in the Hangar. M rating is for heavy sexual innuendo in the second chapter.

This is a series of short one-shot parodies featuring Jake and Neytiri. The stories are unrelated and not in any order. Some may feature the same scene. Please note that none of these stories will be romantic, except incidentally.

One shot Cross-Over between Sucker Punch and the 2013 movie The Host. After Babydoll parts ways with Sweet Pea at the end of Sucker Punch, she wakes up in a strange new world where she does not control her own body. She finds that she has become a host to another soul. A soul called Wanda. Based on the end of both movies.

Jake faces Quaritch in the final battle. But the fight doesn't go as Jake expected...Two separate parody one-shots with alternative takes on the final battle between Jake and Quaritch.

ONE SHOT: Michelle from American Pie thought she would have fun when she magically switched places with Willow. Instead, she found it boring and frustrating. Until her final night in Sunnydale, when she found herself alone with the brooding Angel. Includes some sexual content and references (although not too explicit). Thus M rating. Some readers may find characters a little OOC.

In the future state of Panem, Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen are in the midst of the cruelty and tragedy of the 74th Hunger Games. Unbeknown to the two tributes from district 12, they will receive help from an unexpected force from a world far far away. A force that will bring them together and help them in their fight to survive.

Jake must choose an Ikran. One Ikran looks promising. But how can Jake be sure it is the right choice? (Warning: Silly humour).

Trudy didn't sign up to fire on the Na'vi. Or did she...? Who would have guessed that Wainfleet was an employment law expert. Be warned: Wainfleet is (mostly) OOC in this story.

Pandora is on the brink of war. But there is one thing that can bring eternal love and lasting peace: RDA lite cigarettes.

Jake is confronted by a Titanothere in the forest. The armour is surely to thick. Or is it...

Quaritch is just a moment away from final victory. Surely nothing could stop him now...

When Dr Vahlen tells the commander that the aliens come from planet Zod, will he respond in a professional and rational way? Er...not likely...

When an operator reports an unauthorised engine start in one of the Samsons, Quaritch seems uninterested...at first.

Neytiri wants to play charades. But now is really not the right time...

Quaritch destroys Hometree. But things don't quite go as planned.

Get the Xcom: EU - SR2 theme pack now! Parody advert for a fictitious sequel to the Xcom: EU Slingshot DLC. This pack is NOT available in your stores now. And it never will be.

When Neytiri's Hometree is destroyed by a tornado, she wakes up in another less than magical land. - Extremely silly Avatar centric parody based on the premise of the Wizard of Ozz. Only includes characters from Avatar who all act completely out of character. So be warned.

When Grace asks Jake if he has any lab experience, she receives a very unexpected reply...

After defeating the alien leader in the temple ship, Xcom operative Colonel 'Spectre' Shepard meets a foe she had never met before called the Catalyst...Includes spoiler references for both ME3 and Xcom EU.

The imperialistic RDA lead by the evil Colonel Quaritch is on the brink of crushing once and for all the Na'vi rebel alliance lead by the beautiful Princess Neytiri and the renegade ex-marine, Jake Sully. But there is another force that will stand against the darkness. There is a new hope. Lots of action with a little (silly) humour.

Jake is made to blush when he goes to the tree of voices with the woman he loves

Grace seems to be pleased to see Jake when he is in his Avatar for the first time. Jake is also pleased to see her...at first.

When Jake encounters the Na'vi for the first time, he finds them much more friendly than expected. Perhaps too friendly...

Jake goes to warn the Na'vi of the RDA attack on Hometree. But doesn't quite get the reaction he expected...

It is time for Jake to choose a woman. But how will he know if she chooses him...This is a very silly take on the Banshee bonding scene.

Parker Selfridge faces the greatest challenge of his life in Pandora. How will he get through the day?

The troops are unhappy with their armour. It is just not sexy enough.

The Na'vi losses in the victory against the humans were terrible. Mo'at is forced to request a great favour of Jake. She has good news and bad news for him.

Trudy finds away to free Norm, Jake and Grace from the brig without hurting anyone, at least physically anyway.

A couple of short love poems dedicated to Neytiri. I originally posted them in a fan-site.

Being an experienced and well trained marine, surely Jake would use his initiative to escape from a hungry Thanator. Then again, maybe not.

Jake is very popular with the other females in the clan. What can Neytiri do to ensure he chooses her?

Neytiri has never seen a real beard on a Na'vi. How will Neytiri react when she see's Jake's facial hair? Will she find it cute and kiss him lovingly? Or will she beat the crap out of him?

When Quaritch was hit by Neytiri's arrows, he was sure he was dead. Or was he?

While Jake is out hunting Thanators, a quirk of fate leads him to an encounter with a beautiful princess...

Just before activating the destroy option in the crucible, Shepard has just enought time to contact the Normandy. She only has time to speak with one person. He asks to speak to EDI. Inspired by the emotional scene in the movie Armageddon where the hero speaks to his daughter for the last time. This is a dialogue based one-shot.

Just before activating the crucible, Shepard has just enought time to contact the Normandy. He only has time to speak with one person. He asks to speak to Ashley. Inspired by the emotional scene in the movie Armageddon where the hero speaks to his daughter for the last time. Dialogue based one-shot.