From: Holland

Age: 22

Things you need to know about me...

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe!

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Scream in excitement and hug them so tight that I would leave dents in his armor :3

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Sunstreaker would probably push me away because I was touching his paint and Sideswipe would probably just laugh at his twin!

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

I have no fraggin idea! Maybe like house or rock...?

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Yep... Phoebe :3

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Panic at first :3

7- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe! (I already told you)

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Hang on to Ratchet's leg and whine until they get an energon cube like a couple of sparklings... I would laugh my ass off!

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

The Dreads (I know it Michael Bay's creation but I still like them :3) otherwise Barricade, i think?

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Play Twister with the Autobots while skydiving!

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Beat the shit out of each other :3

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sentinel Prime because he betrayed the Autobots, Glitch head!

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream because he's annoying! He has the annoying hissing voice and it just makes me want to beat the crap out of him!

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Either three or four... But I don't know how many sparklings I can handle. Let's just start with one!

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER PAIRING?

Jazz/Prowl

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

When have I even NOT called the hot?!

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I would be a Audi Locus! Either in black of shaded red :3

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Chromia, cause she's badass!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobots... Duh! I wouldn't want to be with the Decepticons... Could you imagine how pissed Megatron would be if he found out that he died again?! I wouldn't want to be there if he woke up again X3

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and you cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me PRAYER. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

You know you’re addicted to Transformers when: by hummergrey (cookies go to her/him) (Ones in Bold are ones that I actually have done/still do.)

1.) Someone says Transformers and you look up for a mech or femme and not a power pole attachment.

2.) You use terms like sparkling, youngling, mech, femme, aft or slag.

3.) Someone says “wrench” and you duck, looking for a yellow green mad medic.

4.) “Prime” is now the highest command position you can think of.

5.) You fleshlings wish you had an alt form.

6.) You wish you had cannons like Ironhide

7.) You wish your iPod / Zune / MP3 player had half the songs Bumblebee does.

8.) You get a glyph tattoo that a Transformer has.

9). Sunny Sides doesn’t refer to a breakfast order but twin trouble.

10.) Your license plate frame reads ‘my other vehicle is an Autobot’

11.) You know the name of at least 10 aliens and only 5 of your own relatives.

12). Someone says “Bumblebee” and you look around for a yellow Camaro.

13.) Your personal ad online starts with ‘looking for sparkmate w/ beautiful personality and protoform.’

14.) You get out of bed and rise to your feet as though transforming, arms swinging in by hips, hands out, squaring your shoulders and lifting your head up, before dropping into a combat ready pose.

15.) Someone says “Here comes the twins” and you drop to the ground, looking for cover.

16.) You attend car shows and space out wondering what each transformer would probably look like

17.) Your favorite weapon is now tied between a sabot shell launcher and an energon sword and you would take both home if you could.

18.) You own a shirt, jacket or baseball cap with an Autobot logo.

19. Every person you date has to have bright blue eyes, not hazel, brown or green but bright blue.

20. You attend a costume party looking exactly like your favorite Autobot but claim the costume is an original creation to avoid violating the Autobot / Earth treaty and NEST confidentiality agreement.

21 You feel guilty when you have not washed your car, accidentally hit a pothole or slam the trunk too hard.

22. You mark time as 7 years ago was Mission City, 5 years ago was the sun reaper in Egypt and 2 years ago was the Allspark rebuild.

23. Someone says, “He’s big and tall” causing you to snort, “Arcee is taller than that and Mudflap’s chest plate puts his to shame.”

24. You are completing your annual psychological evaluation and for the word association you answer the following:

Leader - Prime

Scum - Liaison

Distant - Cybertron

Fuel - Energon

Mother - Femme creator

Pain - Ratchet

25. You see a car accident in front of you and stop to help. You ask the car first if it is functional before checking on the driver and passenger inside. You say things like, ‘do not move, your leg strut is cracked at that odd angle,’ and ‘you will be fine once you reach med bay’ instead of the hospital. Disclaimer - State the driver or passenger were in shock and misunderstood what you said.

26. You buy dinosaur toys for your kids or grandkids and paint them to look metal instead of scaled.

27. You are watching a movie with friends and the bad guy throws a hammer or knife and you snort, “Please! Wrenches are so much better for throwing. Where do the Hollywood types get these ideas?” Then smile when everyone turns to stare at you.

28. You have ever gone into a bar and asked what their best high grade is.

29. Overhear a conversation about vacationing and touring Hoover Dam and you think of hidden rooms, a giant cube and Megatron on ice.

30. Using the expressions, “I’ll drive” or “let me drive” when demonstrating or assisting a fellow coworker instead of “I’ll help” or “let me try.”

31. You visit the dentist and he is wearing a scrub top with vehicles on it. You automatically begin matching names to alt modes. Car carrier is Ultra Magnus, Semi with different paint job is Optimus Prime, Ambulance is Ratchet, and cop car with black and white paint is Prowl. (Or Barricade)

32. Someone asks what the best part of your job is and your first thoughts are: exotic travel locations, the amount of stuff I blow up, working with mondo size aliens and never needing a babysitter for my kids again.

33. Use the term “bot” instead of “person” as in ‘what do I look like, an information bot, messenger bot or medical bot?’

34. Every car or truck toy you buy ends up with an Autobot symbol and every model airplane gets a Decepticon symbol while every fighter jet is repainted to look like an Aerialbot.

35. Every time you type energy it becomes energon, feminine becomes femme and optimal becomes Optimus. Worse, your spell checker accepts it and does not flag it for correction on official reports.

36. You feel a mild flash of panic whenever your instant messenger pops up with insert friend's name is now ‘offline.’

37. At the drive-up burger restaurant, your kids tell you to order Dinobot nuggets and Autobot energon french-fries with chocolate-chip energon cookies for dessert!

38. You are looking at that baby toy with the cars, trains, and hot air balloons, and when you move the cars along on the wire, the first thing you think is, "Autobots roll out."

39. You name paper airplanes after Seekers, Decepticon or Aerialbots, while stuck in a boring conference call or budget meeting. Truly addicted has you searching through all the office supplies to find the right colored markers for their wing colors afterwards.

40. A car flashes its lights and you think its saying hello instead of the automated non-sentient car alarm warning.

41. You wish your dentist could give you a battle mask.

42. You wish your diet were as easy as choosing between energon and high grade.

43. The mud flap behind your pickup or truck tire has the outline of Elita or Arcee instead of a human shape Never let femmes or Prime discover that!

44. You want to stay in med bay and not a hospital, clinic, or doctor’s office.

45. The bobble head on your car dash is a Transformer, not a hula girl. Bought on e-bay and repainted by you.