I don't mind PMs just for chatting or ideas for my stories.

(O.o)

This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

I have an account on Deviant art, if you want to add me for people that have deviant art. I'm Crazyhorse101. (I need friends :'(. )

Name- Crazyhorses

If you wondering why am I called Crazyhorses. Its because of my room. When my friends saw it they started calling my crazyhorse. If you wondering what my room looks like you can only imagine if my friends are calling me crazyhorse.

age- why do you want to know?

Birthday- 28th June

Gender- female

Body- well lets see *looks in the mirror* I'm not fat or skinny just average.

Favourite foods- well I got heaps! Now where to begin...pizza, chocolate, biscuits, cupcakes, muffins, steak, cake, eggs, lollies, donuts, hotdogs, green apples, potato's, peas, cabbage, ice cream, chips, chickens, lollipops, peanuts. *to much food I like*

Hobbies- I do drawings for fun but I really like mostly drawings anime (chibis), wolves and horses because I like them (duh). I also do writing but my writing is kinda messy, probably cause I'm a left hander. So I mostly just use the computer and I'm a fast typer because I spend way to much time on it.

Music- I kinda like all music even J.B I don't mind him. I even listen to music that speaks in a different language that I don't understand.

Anime- I mostly just like Fruit basket, Vampire knight and Ouran high school club.

Siblings- only one young brother, he and I do not get along well.

Animals- I love horses! They are just epic creatures to me. Same with wolves, they are my only two favourite animals.

Books I read- I only read books that involves vampires, wolves, horses and zombies or mysteries.

Games I play- Nancy Drew, Halo 1, Tomb Raider, Ice age 3, Spyro, Portal runner.

Reasons I might have not updates my stories for a long time or not at all.

One- I might be in hospital.

Two- I have forgotten

Three- school work

Four- dealing with bullies

Five- on a holiday

Six- sick

Seven- to depressed

Eight- I was killed (I hope that's not happening to me until I'm at least an adult)

If you love horses, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your weird and you proud to be weird, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel like you wanted to slap a person right after they killed an innocent animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you friends think your funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Jesus died for your sins, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Ice Age, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

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If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're going to die if Blue Sky Studios don't make a 5th Ice Age, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. done that

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. done that

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. done that

7) SAY -DING at each floor. done that

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. done that

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." done that

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." done that

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. done that

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. done that

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" done that

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. done that

Facts! thought I might post interesting stuff on this.

Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger.

The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you’ll have a bad dream.

Women blink twice as many times as men do.

The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

The brain is much more active at night than during the day.

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades. Hydrochloric acid, the type found in your stomach, is not only good at dissolving the pizza you had for dinner but can also eat through many types of metal.

After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.

Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.

By the age of 60, most people will have lost about half their taste buds. Perhaps you shouldn’t trust your grandma’s cooking as much as you do.

Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.

Provided there is water, the average human could survive a month to two months without food depending on their body fat and other factors.

By 60 years of age, 60-percent of men and 40-percent of women will snore.

Humans are the only animals to produce emotional tears.

Cna yuo raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute

An adult blue whale's heart beats around 6 times per minute

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

Heart attacks are more common on Mondays.

The tooth is the only part on the body that cannot repair itself.

When looking at a computer screen for hours look at a white piece of paper..it should appear pink.

It is impossible to hum while your nose is plugged close.

Test...

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

England

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Paper

3. What can you hear right now?

Music on my computer

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hi mum!!!!

Mum: ...

Me: fine, don't talk to me.

Mum: what are you on about?

Me: I'm sorry mum but I'm ignoring you.

Mum: walks away.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Doctor who

6. Type your name with your elbow.

crazsyhotsdred (oh dead)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Being on fan fiction of course

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A wall

9. If you could be anybody from Ice age who would you be?

Shira! She has Diego! And I want Diego too! :D

10. Now underline the third letter of each of your answer and put it below.

Gpsncaiai.

Fun test!!! Kinda...

The random sentence game:

-Pick the month you were born in-

January: I killed

February: I smelled

March: I ran naked with

April: I jumped

May: I ate

June: I shot

July: I danced with

August: I loved

September: I kissed

October: I robbed

November: I slapped

December: I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A homo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The Kool-Aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the colour of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I shot a French fry because a hoe stole my taco (okay...)

Copy and Paste this if you are against racism:

A black man walked into a bar.

The white man said "Coloured people aren't allowed in here."

The black man turned around and looked at the white man.

Then he said..."Listen sir...When I'm born I'm BLACK,"

"When I grew up I was BLACK,"

"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"

"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"

"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"

"And when I die I'll be BLACK,"

"But you sir...When you were born you were PINK,"

"When you grew up you were WHITE,"

"When you're sick you're GREEN,"

"When you're in the sun you go RED,"

"When you're cold you're BLUE,"

"And when you die you'll be PURPLE,"

"And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that just wants to make a difference.

The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.

The one that people like because she's crazy.

The one that will do anything to make people feel better.

The one who won't give in.

The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

YOUR GIRL SIDE: Bold the ones that are you

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink.

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer leading a sport.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: only three

YOUR GUY SIDE: (I'm a girl)

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You owned an X-Box.

Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11 (oh)

Vampire knight:

1. Zero!

2. Takuma

3. Akatsuki

4. Ichiru

5. Kaname

6. Shiki

7. Rima

8. Hanabusa

9. Yuki

10. Yagari

Then ask the following questions...

What would you do if 1 (Zero) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Zero! You came to give me cookies? ;)

3 (Akatsuki) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Whoa! Get out! Out! Out! Don't look! (0o0)

4 (Ichiru) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Yuki) tomorrow

Yea, that's fine. As long as Yuki don't marry Zero. :)

5 (Kaname) cooked you dinner

"You better not put blood tablets in my food" 0.0

6 (Shiki) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

steals his pockys from his pockets and run :P

7 (Rima) suddenly confessed to be part of your family

How come you didn't tell me this earlier? 0.0

8 (Hanabusa) got into the hospital somehow

I'm guessing his fans got to excited to see him :/

9 (Yuki) made fun of your friends

Yuki! I thought you were nice! Don't do that, that's my job ;)

10 (Yagari) ignored you all the time

I'm not the only person he ignores :O

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Zero) do?

he would be pointing his gun at random people :D

You're on a vacation with 2 (Takuma) and you broke your leg. What does 2 do?

He'll help me of course, he's not the type of guy that leaves a girl suffering of pain.

It's your birthday. What will 3 (Akatsuki) give you?

I have no idea, he probably just say hi. :/

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Ichiru) do?

He'll save me if Zero doesn't come to my rescue first ;)

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Kaname) do?

Probably give me a glare. "A glare is not gonna stop me, Kaname!"

You're about to marry number 10 (Yagari). What's 1 (Zero)'s reaction:

I'm pretty sure Zero wont let me marry his teacher, besides. I want Zero! XD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Rima) cheer you up?

She'll just give me a pocky

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Hanabusa) calm you down?

"I'll cheer you up by you letting me drink your blood" :O

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Yuki) support you?

She just cheer for me

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Yagari) do?

Puts me in a lonely box...

Number 1 (Zero) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's epic! *starts to dream again*

Number 2 (Takuma) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Yuki).

Hang on, I thought Yuki was gonna marry Ichiru...

You're dating 3 (Akatsuki) and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Maybe...

Number 4 (Ichiru) loves number 9 (Yuki) as well. What does that mean?

IchiruYukiTakuma= since when is Yuki allowed to have two guys?

Will number 5 (Kaname) and 6 (Shiki) ever kiss?

I'm pretty sure Shiki isn't gay, so I don't think so. But I be laughing if that ever happened.

Number 6 (Shiki) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

Shiki! I thought you were a pocky vampire! Not a vampire player!

You had a haircut and 7 (Rima) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"You jealous of my hair?"

Number 8 (Hanabusa) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"What do you mean?! You got 242 girls waiting in line just for you!

Number 9 (Yuki) is too shy to face you and confesses her love by sending an email. Now what?

ShikiYukiTakumaMe= what is this turning into?

You spot 10 (Yagari) kissing 1 (Zero). How do you react?

WHOA! A teacher kissing his own MALE student? Get you lips off my Zero!

You notice that 2 (Takuma) and 3 (Akatsuki) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Did Akatsuki got trapped by Takuma sparkles?

Could 1 (Zero) and 6 (Shiki) be soul mates?

I'm not letting that happening!

Would 2 (Takuma) trust 5 (Kaname)?

Yup

4 (Ichiru) is bored and pokes 10 (Yagari). What happens after that?

"Ichiru, I wouldn't be poking him if I was you...

5 (Kaname) and 1 (Zero) study together...

I should be with them, Kaname keeps looking at my Zero...

If 6 (Kaname) and 3 (Akatsuki) cooked dinner what would they make?

Kaname? I don't know but I'm pretty sure that Akatsuki will burn the dinner o-o

7 (Rima) and 9 (Yuki) apply for a job. What job?

Rima would do a job that has something to do with pocky and Yuki...I don't know

8 (Hanabusa) gives 5 (Kaname) a haircut. Is that okay?

That would be interesting to see that

9 (Yuki) sketches what 6 (Kaname)'s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 (Kaname) be happy?

Yuki will just draw herself, and Kaname would be happy.

10 (Yagari) and 9 (Yuki) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Yagari bushed????? I need to hear what this conversation is about...

1 (Zero) accidentally kicked 10 (Yagari)?

Zero! Don't kick your own teacher! Even if it was an accident.

2 (Takuma) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Yuki) got it. What would happen?

This is getting confusing, I thought Yuki was Takuma Gf. Is Takuma cheating or something? I'm confused!

6 (Shiki) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I didn't even have a birthday party, even if I had. You would've ate all the pockys.

7 (Rima) won the lottery?

"Care to share?"

8 (Hanabusa) had quite a big secret what is it?

I'm to scared to know...

9 (Yuki) became a singer?

I don't care what she does.

10 (Kaname) got a daughter?

When? Who's the mother? Yuki? Or did you adopt?????

What would 1 (Zero) think of 2 (Takuma)?

I don't know, they barely talk to each other!

What would 4 (Ichiru) envy about 5 (Kaname)?

Being a pureblood vampire, maybe?

What dream would 5 (Kaname) have about 6 (Shiki)?

The real question is...why is Kaname dreaming about Shiki...????

What do 6 (Shiki) and 7 (Rima) have in common?

They both love pockys

What would make 7 (Rima) angry at 8 (Hanabusa)?

Hanabusa stealing her pockys?

Where would 8 (Hanabusa) meet 9 (Yuki)?

At the academy

What would 9 (Yuki) never dare to tell 10 (Yagari)?

Her fights with Zero

What would make 10 (Yagari) scared of 1 (Zero)?

Becoming a monster that cant be controlled? I don't know really.

9 (Yuki) wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

"Go have fun?"

Is 3 (Akatsuki) Gay?

Nope

4 (Ichiru) kiss 8 (Hanabusa). what's your reaction?

"What is happening to this world?"

1 (Zero) breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

We wouldn't break up...

You're dating number 3 (Akatsuki) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Nope, my parents wont be happy that I'm dating a vampire.

Number 9 (Yuki) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No, Yuki is not a good cook.

10 (Yagari) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

One minute...

1 (Zero) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Yes!!!!!!!

2 (Takuma) suddenly goes emo. How does 8 (Hanabusa) feel about this?

Takuma never goes emo! And why would Hanabusa care? If there something going on between them that I don't know?????

3 (Akatsuki) told 6 (Shiki) she started her period.

Uh...um...oh...no...comment?

4 (Ichiru) slaps 9 (Yuki) with a fish for going out with 7 (Rima)

Yuki and Rima? Oh...that's not good for Kaname and Shiki...

5 (Kaname) cusses 2 (Takuma) out in German. 3 (Akatsuki) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she/he do?

"Kaname knows German?"

6 (Shiki) got high

oh...is that good or bad?

7 (Rima) Comes up to you wearing a black boys uniform. What's your reaction?

You do not suit that

8 (Hanabusa) reads your 'maid time' story and complains. What is it about

Hanabusa having a personal maid.

9 (Yuki) can't stand 1 (Zero) , so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Yuki don't do dare touch my Zero, or I'll take my revenge on you!

10 (Yagari) starts working at a bar.

Please don't get drunk

1 (Zero) comes in and tells you he/she's pregnant from 2 (Takuma).

I'm not happy...at all...

Number 3 (Akatsuki) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Nope, I'll drown if I go.

4 (Ichiru) and 7 (Rima) dances together.

Oh...

5 (Kaname) is having a birthday party and he/he picks a theme. What is it?

I never knew Kaname still has birthdays parties, and he will choose a theme that will impress Yuki.

6 (Shiki) and 1 (Zero) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

I have no idea...

7 (Rima) stalks 9 (Yuki) at night...

Rima becomes a stalkers????

8 (Hanabusa) get face book. What is the first thing he/she does on it?

Send pictures of himself to his fans

Just Plain Randomness-

It doesn't matter whether the cup is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with.

If you're running from a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear. Just be faster than the slowest person running from the bear.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh while other people try to figure out how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the words in mother in law, you get Woman Hitler?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is always in the last place you look. Of course it is! Why would I keep looking for it after I found it?!

A day without the Sun is like...night.

The truth will set you free. But first...it will make you miserable.

Last night, I was on my bed, looking up at the stars and suddenly thought, "...Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is Golden...but Duct Tape is Silver.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit when there are FOOTSTEPS on the moon.

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

Practice makes perfect. But, nobody's perfect. So, why practice?

Sometimes, I wonder, 'Why is the frisbee getting bigger?' Then, it hits me.

Newscasters are the only people who tell you 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why its not.

I couldn't repair your brakes. So, I made your horns louder.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everybody else.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If you can stay calm while there is chaos all around you, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

People say I've lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody's looking.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Let's eat grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation can save lives.

If a robot does 'The Robot', is it still 'The Robot' or just dancing?

If tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup a smoothie?

If a person with multiple personalites threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

When in danger...when in doubt...run in circles...scream and shout.

A picture is worth a thousand words...but it uses three thousand times the memory.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are considered a vegetable?

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled by...now where the heck am I?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES! Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the Light Side. Heh, sorry. We ran out of ice cream.

Why does the Sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Anaditdaephobia-The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're sleeping.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's license of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest telling other people to shut up.

Note to Self-Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia-The fear of long words.

An apple the day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

One way to find out if something works-Push all the Buttons

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.

The Truth is out there. So, what are you doing here?

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? ...Next week.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal...only better.

Happiness is just around the corner! ...Too bad the world is round...

I'm not random! I just have many thou-OH! A SQUIRREL!

Some say the glass is half full. Others say its half empty. All I want to know is WHO'S DRINKING MY WATER?