Tvtropes is freaking hilarious. I spend more time loling at the descriptions then typing xD

Info/Intro...

Its getting late but your not tired as your driving home but you suddenly have the urge to take the scenic route through the moutains to enjoy the curved roads and wooded areas.

After a few minutes you decide to pull over in what looked to be a spot where you could have a small picnic spot and got out to take a gander at the natural beauty that is before your eyes as the night compliments the city lights in the distance.

The moment you got to the gaurd rail you stepped on a small sheet of paper that had something written on it.

You begin to examine its content.

The sheet of paper only has a overly huge name written on it that you make out to be "Tez" and a small side note in the corner that says something.

You start to look at it closer to only be able to tell it was written in a hurry.

"Hello Hello! Name's Tez and I haven't been around for very long with no real story writing experience. Main things that catch my eye. Action and comedy with humor and a side helping of "light" drama. Mostly play games in my spare time when possible...alot which mainly are Racers, FPS, although I will play other things if it can get my attention. I also do like all kinds of music which are..."

The rest on the paper is severly smudged from the dirt when you stepped on it so you decide crumple it as you head over to the trash bin to discard it.

Your sight seeing is over so you decide its time to head home for real now as it is getting late.

You turn around and head back to get back in your vehicle and and start your journey home again.

Minutes tick by but your now exiting the scenic route and back on the main road heading to the city. You notice a incoming sign saying the speed limit is 30mph so it was time to slow down...but then you notice a light shooting out horizantaly from your current spot bouncing up and down.

Suddenly a car that you had no idea was there comes drifting out from a dirt road running over the sign you were just looking at into your lane. You take evasive manuever as your startled from the offending car's actions and have a very heart racing stop in the dirt on the shoulder of the road. You look back to shout at the other car but it is to late as the car already long gone speeding off while another sheet of paper slaps you in the face. You take a look at it as you turn the overhead light on wondering what it is.

Name: C-bzzrt- D...A-bzzzrt-

Location: ???

Age: Unknown

Gender: ???

Suspect description: Male.

Times spotted & pursed: Numerous

Times apprehended: 0

Priority Level: Medium to High

Brief info: Unavailable

Vehicles confirmed to have driven:

Orange Unknown Sports car (Severly damaged but escaped)

Converted Dodge Viper police Interceptor (Stolen and later found.)

Confirmed last seen vehicle: Unknown...

This is appears to be some sort of information sheet...but its broken information... in fact rather useless!

On the way home you pull out your mobile device and dial the authorities and report what just happened to you as your now entering city limits...

Attempt at making a story with elements of Touhou, cars, movies and games. Pretty much for my own amusement. Always up for pointers so if you feel like saying it, go for it.