I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook or Google, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!