Hey :D I'm Kelpurple90 (sometimes known as Kelpzz90). I've got 27 fanfictions (some are even a group of oneshots), so go check them out.

-- Update (27/10/16 - 27th October 2016) --

Finally an upload! Just a little oneshot to get me back into writing for online, and not just for myself xD But anyways, writing is fun. It's just getting it to make sense is a little harder. So start out small to work up to the big time fics again. That's basically my plan. If you hadn't guessed, my two main fics are on like a hiatus now and I'm not sure when I'll get the inspiration to start them again so... I hope I'll finish them at some point but I won't promise anything.

As a side note, it's October, and in 4 days time it's Halloween. Wooo, spoopy times ahead. I'm not really a Halloween person, but I don't mind makeup/painting stuff just for fun. It's also practice for my media project.

Favourites:

-Animal - Tigers, Wolves and Penguins.

-Colour - Purple

-Anime(s) - Recently Death Note, because I'm hooked on the musical and drama versions of it.

-Game Series - Pokémon and Fire Emblem (I've only played the 3DS games but I love them so)

-Single Game - Xenoblade Chronicles and Alpha Sapphire (Nostalgia trip alert)

-Pokémon - Absol/Furfrou (then Lucario)

-Youtuber(s) - Well...I think that's obvious (YOGSCAST ftw!)

Quotes (These are things I've just found on other profiles that I think are quite funny xD You can just skip these if you want to get to the stories at the bottom):

--I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" — a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

--What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

--Note to Self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

--Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--You called me a bitch. Bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

--Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. I'd sigh and say: "Where to begin?"

--Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. --Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

--Never knock on Death's door — ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

--Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

--It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

--Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

--He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

--If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried