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Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, Avengers, Avengers, and Star Wars.

Hi welcome to my Profile!!!

Boring I know. I am a huge fan of Marvel the Avengers, Doctor Who and Torchwood.

I Dont own any of the characters or universes that I write about all i own is my imagination.

By the way My old name was Icecream6376, but i got bored of it after using it on so many things so i changed it! XD

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a hose nozzle:
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
(Thanks for the little word of advice!)

On a container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium.
(Really? I don’t believe it…)

On a box of Frosted Cheerios:
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
(Funny how that worked out)

On Woolite carpet cleaner:
Safe for carpets, too!
(That’s good to know, seeing as it’s carpet cleaner!)

On a package of microwave popcorn, which is packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it:
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
(Thanks, I never would have figured that one out!)

On a box of household nails:
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
(Seriously?)

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner:
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
(Says a lot about their product, huh?)

Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza:
Do not turn upside down.
(Oops…)

On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:
Do not open here.
(Thanks for the little tip)

On a pack of furniture wipes:
Do not use for a baby wipe.
(I pity the poor kid whose parents didn’t read the instructions)

Onthe package of a VCR box:
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
(How helpful)

On a box of pills:
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
(Thanks for the advice)

On the instructions of the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
(Really? Never would have thought of that!)

On a can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.
(Interesting…)

On a bag of cat biscuits:
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
(Only one thing to say to this one: LOL!)

On a car manual:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
(Just in case you haven’t a brain cell in your head… O.o)

On a Laundromat triple washer:
No small children.
(Only large children, huh?)

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert:
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
(Whew! What a relief!)

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean:
Do not drive cars in ocean.
(Darn! That’s just what I was about to do!)

Ona manual for an SGI computer:
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at coworkers.
(I really wonder who makes these things up…)

On a sign at a railroad station:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(But how can you be prosecuted if you’re…oh, never mind)

On a dashboard of a mail truck:
Look before driving.
(But how am I supposed to read if I’m looking?)

On a bottle of rat poison:
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
(Somehow, I don’t really think the mice have to worry about cancer)

On a portable stroller: Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
(But if you just leave the baby in it, you’ll be all ready to go next time!)

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.
(Must be pretty dangerous stuff…)

On a label for a heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
(But that’s what everyone’s doing these days!)

On a microwave oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
(OMG!)

On an Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter:
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
(Then I’m afraid that I don’t really see the point of it…)

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
(But everyone knows that fish just love eating dog shampoo)

On a package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
(But throat lozenges make such good friends!)

On a package of disposable razors:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
(Somehow, I highly doubt anyone would be shaking during an earthquake)

On a bottle of New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
(Then how do we even know it works?)

On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
(whines Why not?)

On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
(I can just see that happening…)

On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
(Thanks for the helpful advice)

On hotel- provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(And what about my other head?)

On the box of a 500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
(Only a some?)

On Silk Soy Milk:
Shake well and buy often.
(Hint, hint)

On a air conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
(Look out below!)

On a road sign:
Cemetery Road. Dead End.
(Interesting choice of words, there)

On a mattress:
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
(Now this I’d like to see!)

On a pack of matches:
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
(One can only hope)

On a package of earplugs:
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
(From what I’ve heard, most things caught in your windpipe usually have that effect)

On a Komatsu Floodlight:
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
(Really? No way)

On a box of hair coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(Yum)

On a bottle of baby oil:
Keep away from children.
(How ironic…)

On a bag of Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter:
Safe to use around pets.
(That's a relief)

OMG!!!

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Proof Tony Stark Has A Heart by xxhiphuggersxx reviews
Post Avengers Fury believed a training exercise would bring the group closer together and they would be more willing to help next time someone tries taking over the world. Wrong. Of course Tony is the main problem, but nobody knows why. Natasha knew they need to bring in the big guns on this one if they wanted to make it through this week. Pepper Potts. Squeal to You're All I Have
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,997 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/1/2019 - Published: 9/2/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Last Crusade by Inkettrinket reviews
Batman and Superman are taken hostage. Tortured by their arch enemies they are forced to rely on each other. Can the Justice League find them in time? They all knew that the man of steel and the dark knight didn't see eye to eye at the best of times.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,459 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Impossible by subtract reviews
The Doctor finds himself alone again, now that all his companions have left. But some unknown force has pulled the TARDIS into a parallel world where, supposedly, magic exists. But magic is impossible...isn't it?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,358 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by KatarinaKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Earth's Mightiest Heroes! Wait, what? by SilverHeart09 reviews
A series of one shots focused on the Avengers! Pranks! Romance! Polite conversation! Thor's biceps! No slash, plain clean fun with a few naughty words. Please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,107 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
When Superheroes Get Sick by VictorianChik reviews
Diana finds Bruce sick in the Batcave. As she attempts to play nurse, complications arises with him and other heroes and villains. Wonder Woman finds the narrow line to walk between care and firmness, indulgence and no-nonsense, and reward and punishment. Spanking, sexual suggestion, and medical equipment in some chapters.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,486 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Commemoration by Dean'sNerdyAngel reviews
After an accident, Tony loses an important part of his memory: The Avengers. The team wants to help him recover his memories, but Tony naturally refuses. Stony and teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,416 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
A State of Mental Extremes by inukagome15 reviews
Part 6 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony is protective of his own. The Avengers are off limits to Fury and his lackeys. But maybe he should be more concerned with his own safety. Oops.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,140 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Broken: A Doctor Who Novel by ceeare reviews
A search for a kidnapped baby takes the Doctor to Regulus IV where he's kidnapped and brutally tortured. His salvation lies in the hands of a gentle young telepath who fights in secret to keep him alive. A desperate attempt to escape goes wrong. His mind and body broken how will he survive? Will he find justice or seek revenge. Follow the Doctor through his own personal hell.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 241,666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Sivaas by SlateWalker reviews
Tony Stark has borne many titles in his life. The Merchant of Death. Billionaire. Playboy. Genius. Hero. Many believe that his title of Iron Man will be the one he takes to the grave. But Tony knows better. For Tony bore another name, one that struck terror into all that heard it. Sah Sunvaar. Phantom Hunter. The Fox. An Assassin of the highest caliber.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,059 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ordinary World by reddwarfaddict reviews
A malfunctioning TARDIS has sent the Doctor, Jackie and Rose back through time to become a second out of sync to a deserted version of Earth. Without the TARDIS, the only possible way back is the rift, but maybe this deserted version of Earth ISN'T so deserted as the Doctor and Rose are forced onto separate sides of a War... [Major Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,931 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Dream Quarantine by SilverHeart09 reviews
The team wake up trapped in a dark cell filled with skeletons and chained to the wall. Realising that they've become trapped in a dream state, where there is no way out and they are being tortured with the memories of when they were most vulnerable and afraid, and with one of them deteriorating rapidly, the team has to work together to find a way to wake up before it's too late.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,596 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Refugees by cheri1 reviews
Eleventh Doctor with Donna, Rose/Metacrisis Doctor. Fourth in my Family in Indiana series. AU. While helping to find a house for Lori's family in London, the Doctor gets a surprise visit from Rose and Metacrisis Doctor who are fleeing their universe after their Earth is destroyed. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, 11th Doctor - Complete
Loss and Healing by cheri1 reviews
11/River. Third in my Happy Hillbilly Thanksgiving series. Spoilers for Angels Take Manhattan. After losing Amy and Rory, the Doctor and River go back to their adopted family to recover and heal. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Happy Hillbilly Thanksgiving! by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/River and Amy/Rory. Crackfic. The Doctor decides to take his wife and inlaws to America to experience Thanksgiving at somebody's house. Unfortunately, he ends up getting more than he bargained for. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,219 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Search and Rescue by Not.Quite.Sane.In.The.Membrane reviews
When Tony Stark is taken, the remaining Avengers try to get him back. It's already been too long, will they get him back before it's too late? I know, lame summary. Rated for mentions of torture and potty mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,328 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Drown by SilverHeart09 reviews
It was meant as a harmless joke, but obviously Clint didn't get the memo. Good thing Pepper's on hand to save the day. One-shot, Pepperony, Tony!Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Paroxysmic by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Destiny 2} After a happy Christmas in the company of Torchwood, the Doctor's two-year-old daughter suddenly falls ill and is taken to a UNIT hospital. But very soon unexplained deaths of children in the hospital begin to occur and cannot be explained... [Major Whump: Ten, Rose / Minor: Jack]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,357 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Martha J. - Complete
Deja Vu by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The team find themselves in a bad situation, one that unfortunately is all too familiar for Tony. Now Tony must find a way to get his team out before history repeats itself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,106 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Avenged by StarksViolet reviews
The story of the triumphant Avengers, in what may be their most important role yet, the protection of one of their own.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Stark Tower by TheUltimateSnowman reviews
The Avengers asembled to fight the foes no single heroes could withstand. Unfortunatley, genecidal maniacs don't rampage every day.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Same Old, Nothing New by SilverHeart09 reviews
The sequel to 'Busy Day At The Office'- Hope you enjoy it! Featuring all the Marvel characters I can think of, please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
A Very Stark Birthday by Binne reviews
It's Tony's birthday. It turns out to be way different from the last one. There are plenty of surprises, some worse than others. Rated T for very, very minor language. Will likely be either a three- or four-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Leopard Spots by SlateWalker reviews
"My name is Anthony Edward Stark, and I am a Were."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Wish I Had Missed by Livin4Jesus reviews
He never missed. That was a fact, a fact that he took pride in. But for once in his life he wished that, just this once, he had missed. Because if he had missed then his best friend wouldn't be at death's door. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Good Son by Zafona reviews
Start of the Stark Expo 2012, Tony is ready for anything as always, or he thinks he is. Bruce is backstage, Pepper is monitoring, and Steve is in the crowd, how could he be at all nervous? Enemies of Tony Stark be damned, no one had been able to hurt him at previous public shows. But when someone manages it, when Tony is terrified and crumbling, at least Steve's there for him. R&R
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,229 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
You Think You're the Only Superhero? by Edwardo's-heir reviews
Tony discovers what it means to be part of a bigger universe and drags Pepper along with him. An eventual Ironman/Xmen crossover. And eventually Pepperony.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008
Extremis Mutation by DirectionallyChallengedKenshi reviews
When Tony Stark discovers his new mutation, he goes to Professor Xavier's school, in the hope that he could know more about Extremis. Summary sucks, but it's better than it sounds, okay? And Wolverine DESPISES Iron Man, Tony Stark, whatever you call him. I dunno... Starkie-Man. Lol. Anyway, he hates him because of their first meeting... Let's just say Wolverine nearly died. R'n'R!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Operation: Save Tony Stark by StarkTony reviews
A day after the demise of Loki, Stark & Rogers argue. But what happens when Stark is captured and eventually killed? What will happen when he changes into something new after the Tesseract is shoved in him? Will he be able to gain control? Will he be able to fight for Steve, or will he kill Steve? Will Steve figure it out? Or will Tony be a slave to the Tesseract forever? STONY, R?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,853 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Potential Alien Threat by DescartesThinksNot reviews
Paranoid after the Chitauri invasion, SHIELD takes visiting aliens a little too seriously.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Alphabet of Gotham by Hawki reviews
Poem: Let's face it-even after everything Batman's done, Gotham's still a messed up city. Don't believe me? Let me use the alphabet to show you.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Pieces of a Whole by Cindylou30 reviews
Tony always said he would kill for his friends...and die for them. Is he about to make true that promise? Sorry, suckish with summaries... Was originally 'Kidnapped' Second chapter is WAY better than the first! DEFINITE Pepperony in future
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,513 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Eye See What You Did There by Reeves3 reviews
When Tony hurts his eye, he is on the receiving end of his jokes and doesn't like it one bit. Pepperony and Post-Avengers. Enjoy.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Mother's Nature by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Destiny 4} As Earth struggles with the reality of aliens it becomes wrongly upgraded to a Level 6 planet, endangering the species visting Earth. Seeking refuge, some old associates of the Doctor turn up in Torchwood, but they've been long since dead... [Major Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,056 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Down we Fall by SplashofTime reviews
While following an alien signal the Ianto literally falls into trouble and the rest of the team have to fight to keep Jack and Ianto alive from above them after they take a massive fall down a hole in the ground. But can they get them out in time? Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Stark's Avengers: Hero vs Hero by Stroppy Poppy reviews
When Pepper is Kidnapped by the worlds biggest supervillian team up. The Avengers must join forces with other marvel heroes to stop them. But will a war of hero vs hero break out? Continues from THE AVENGERS:STARK'S ARMY. T for viloence and possible death
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tony S., Whiplash
The Torchwood Rulebook by GwirryFell reviews
The Cardiff Teams writes a list of rules - if only they could take themselves seriously!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Lonely Angel by madTARDIStraveller reviews
The Doctor get's imprisoned & experimented on and Rose has to save him. But when she finds him the words Lonely Angel have become more literal than she could ever imagine. A Winged Doctor fic. Maximum ride inspired but has none of the characters. Rrewrite in process upto chapter 3
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,491 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Tony and Clint are traipsing through a jungle filled to the brim with mutant cats, mind-scrambling crystals, rope bridges, and man-eating, genetically altered piranhas. What could possibly go wrong? Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Debt by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Destiny 3} When his wife and daughter are put into mortal danger, the only one the Doctor can turn to is his most sworn enemy - calling in a debt from almost 1000 years ago. [Major Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,469 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., The Master - Complete
Planet of the Mullettes by mmgage reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory visit a tropical planet where the people are supposed to be peaceful. Something's gone horribly wrong and as they try to help, Rory learns more about the Doctor & himself. Set between Amy's Choice & Hungry Earth in series 5.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,054 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by wolverette reviews
Kristiverse #3. In which Kristi takes Logan home to meet the family, a former boyfriend causes tension and an old enemy exacts revenge on Logan! And who is the pretty red-head who claims to know Logan from times before?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,632 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee
The Bat Who Fell From The Sky by ProseEdda reviews
Bruce Wayne is mysteriously pulled into another universe-but to what purpose?
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,345 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Birthdays by Arlath's Star reviews
What were the chances that anyone at Torchwood would ever get a normal birthday? About as slim as London getting a normal Christmas.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Changes That Never Stop by ady-ell reviews
In the mansion, time goes on, people grow up and things still stay the same. However, Rogue is going to find out that changes are something that come with life and they come whether you are ready or not. So the question is, is she ready?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Lost and Found by BishopIncarnate reviews
A Mysterious Mutant, a Lost History and a Strange connection to Logan's past. The Team tries to help the girl find out about her past...Even if it's not the one they were expecting. It's my first please read even thoguh the summary sucks.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Torchwood MSN by The Whisperer's Song reviews
Just our favourite Torchwood team having a break from catching aliens : contains gwen bashing and minor martha bashing, but only if you squint : My first fanfiction
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ianto J.
The Effects of Fused Underwear by pmw reviews
The SUV crashed because of an alien.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
What If Doctor Who Had MSN? by TsundereBrunette reviews
A Series Of Chapters About What Would Happen If Doctor Who Had An MSN. Made By Dogs2me.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011
Facebook for Torchwood by Ender's Fangirl reviews
Hasn't everybody thought about doing a Facebook fic for some thing or other? COMPLETE BECAUSE I HAVE A MILLION OTHER THINGS
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
MSN at Torchwood by TheRisenMittenCrew reviews
exactly what the tittle says. one-shot. fun the team have on MSN. rated T just in case, because of mild suggestions etc.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
The Avengers: Stark's Army by Stroppy Poppy reviews
The Black Panther, The Hulk, Hawkeye,Antman,The Wasp, Captain America and Thor join Tony to take down a villianoius organisation, but what other heros get in their way. Tony/Pepper Antman/wasp... Continued from "IN THE LINE OF FIRE"
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Tony S., Rick J. - Complete
Practical Jokes War by I-dont-do-calm-like-ever reviews
Ianto starts a practical joke war. Owen was humiliated and will get him back. please review. XoXo.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Ten Minus Five by reddwarfaddict reviews
A new type of foe is invading the Earth; a potential threat to humankind - but can the Doctor save the Earth when he's only five-years-old? [Whump: Ten / Minor: Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,637 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Brigadier, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Down the Alleyway by Thoughts Of A Shadow reviews
There are a lot of things Bruce Wayne doesn't like. He doesn't like thinking about the night his parents were murdered. He doesn't like walking down dark alleyways, or getting stabbed, or getting attacked by the Joker. Tonight just isn't his night.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Shadows of a Dark Mind by wolverette reviews
Kristiverse #2. The X-Men are infiltrated by evil mutants hell bent on the team's destruction from within, and Logan and Kristi discover being bonded isn't all plain sailing. As all hell breaks lose, who is leading the opposing team and will all survive?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,078 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Death By Healing by wolverette reviews
Kristiverse #1. Tragedy strikes when Wildstar is captured, along with Wolverine and Jubilee, and the girls find themselves in a fight to the finish to save their feral companion from a fate worse than death. Complete!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Thermobiosis by Veldeia reviews
Sequel to Cryobiosis. A month after the incident in the Arctic, a simple rescue mission at the home front turns into a fiery disaster. Post-movie, gen, pretty basic drama/hurt/comfort.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Torchwood style by sexybeardedlover reviews
What will Captain Jack give me each day of Christmas? K plus for the mention of snogging...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Twas the night before christmas by Flabagash reviews
My torchwood version of the poem :
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Loss Of Sensation by Ghostfish reviews
Sequel to Can't You See Them? - Ianto is on the road to recovery, but a freak accident turns the tables on his rescuer, rendering Jack helpless and in need of rescuing himself... J/I and the rest of the team. T for language. x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,991 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Twelve Months by Helen Pattskyn reviews
Jack has known for a long time how much Ianto wants children of his own and where there’s a will... and a Time Lord... there's a way… a part of my over all AU'verse. YAY, COMPLETE!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,076 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Oh To Be Young Again by cjh4ever reviews
Ianto is summoned to the Hub and finds something he was not expecting: a 10 year old Jack. How will he cope? All characters appear but mainly Ianto/Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,651 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Cryobiosis by Veldeia reviews
A mission gone wrong leaves Iron Man stranded in the middle of the Arctic, injured, immobile and without communications. Movieverse, post-movie, with Rhodey as War Machine. Shamelessly cliched and melodramatic angst/hurt/comfort. Gen/friendship.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Under The Weather by Kipling Nori reviews
It's difficult to admit, but it's true: everyone gets sick. Batman falls under the 'everyone' category. .:Complete:.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Lapses by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
About one year after Batman Begins. Alfred wakes to find the Dark Knight beaten and bleeding on the floor of the Cave. Who could have done this? And more immportantly, to whom can Alfred turn to help save the life of the city's dark hero? My first fanfic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by Panamint reviews
Sequel to 'Your Cheatin' Heart', so if you haven't read that one, this one won't make sense. Anyway, in this story, we find out the effects of Bruce's shooting on the beach. From Dick's POV. And yes, he's still Robin.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
One And Only by DC Luder reviews
Third in the Series of Three storyline. Set four years after the conclusion of Life Is Good, the Family must face obstacles that will change each of their lives forever.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,284 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Life Is Good by DC Luder reviews
Second in the Series of Three storyline. As Bruce reclaims the mantle of the Bate, the Family draws together to fight old enemies and to make new acquaintances. Ch. 1-10 have been modified as of 12/12/11
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,964 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Time Will Tell by DC Luder reviews
First in the Series of Three storyline. After a tragic injury, Bruce must make the long road to recovery with the help of family and friends. 2010 DFA Winner for Best Multipart, Best Depiction of the Dynamic Duo and the Dannell Lites Memorial Award.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,427 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Complete
Sick as a Wolverine by KhakiGrrl reviews
(Khaki, Loki, Lovecraft) Wolverine and Jubes are sick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2001 - Published: 1/17/2001 - Logan/Wolverine
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Flying on High reviews
Anthony Edward Stark holds a secret close to his heart. He's a mutant. What will the great Tony Stark do when the Avengers find out about his great wings? And will he ever ask for the help he needs? Anthony Edward Stark holds a secret. One that's about to be revealed to his friends. AU. Takes part after Avengers and Iron Man 3 never happens.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,063 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Chosen And Protected reviews
Every Jedi and Sith know of the Chosen One. But do they know of the other. The Protector. The Beast. The Wolf of Time. This is the tale of the two. This is the tale of the Chosen and the Protector.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Anakin Skywalker
Missing In The Dark reviews
They were alone. The Tardis knew where to take them. But what happens when something goes dreadfully wrong? Contains River, Jack, Rose and other companions. I don't own Doctor Who
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Wisps Of Time reviews
Isis Allwolf. Known Avenger and Mutant, has a problem. The nightmares won't leave. People keep telling her that their just dreams, figments of her imagination. But these dreams show her teams past. But do others show the future? Or are they only dreams? Sequel to 'The Vengeful Angel'. Whump included.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Avengers MSN Gone Mad reviews
What happens when the Avengers get MSN? Madness Ensues. I dont own The Avengers. Includes Whole Team
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
He ran and never stopped reviews
He ran. He never stopped. He just carried on. Remembering. Never forgetting. Just running. What happens when the Doctor is captured by enemy forces and given super powers, of sorts, will he stay in captivity or will he be saved. DocWhump. Includes some Torchwood Characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Vengeful Angel reviews
When the Avengers get attacked they must wonder Who and what attacked them? And why does the mysterious mutant not kill them when she has the chance? Please Review! Includes whole team!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Doctor Who MSN Gone Wild! reviews
What will The Doctor and Torchwood get onto MSN? Madness ensues. Technically a Torchwood crossover but no one really reads them So... Enjoy. I don't own Torchwood or Doctor Who Please Review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
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