Welcome to my mind and the occasional bits of short fiction it spits out! I really don't know what to say except that I'm pretty random about all this, so you'll see me and not see me in equal measures. My fandoms (so far) include Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Batman Begins (and Batman stuff in general, in the dark/gothic/angsty Frank Miller-type vein), and Iron Man. And a zillion other things.

I really don't know what else to say, except maybe to fill you in on personal stats, so here's the really abbreviated version: female, single, late 30's. Looks? You know that calendar Cindy Crawford made when she was the top model ever? And she was rolling around in the surf? In that tiny bikini? With her lips freshly glossed? And her hair tossing around? And her skin lightly but sexily tanned, like a toasted almond? And I?

Look nothing like that. Because she doesn't have tentacles, dammit, that's why.