Hey eveyone. As you know, I'm gravity5 or else you wouldn't be here.

"Goosebumps, yea, I'ma make your hair sit up, Yeah sit up, I'ma tell you who I be, I'm ma make you hate me, cause you ain't me."

-Eminem

Current Projects

The Phintastic Times of Perry and Penny-A Perry and Penny story.

How to Be Like Massie Block- A guide type of story to unleash your inner alpha. COMPLETED

Is It Love?-Isabella finally goes after Phineas and tries to make him jealous with a new boy.

Phineas and Ferb

I am a HUGE fan. Don't go up to me and say, "Anyone over 5 can't watch Phineas and Ferb." because I will tell the other writers to come up and smack you. You dig?

Favorite Characters

1. Ferb

Come on! He is super cute and has an adorable accent. It is weird to have a crush on a 10 year old? It is? Then let's call it a healthy obsession.

2. Phineas

His obliviousness cracks me up and he talks so much I get headaches which gives me an excuse for almost anything. He is the Dorito to my...Wait. I hate Doritos. He is the Triangle to Isabella's circle, or whatever her face looks like.

3. Perry the Platypus

He's an unstoppable semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury. Need I say more?

4. Penny the Platypus

She is my awesome burrito loving OC who I know should be on the top but I don't care! Don't tell her I said that.

5. Isabella

She is adorable, sweet, and can kick some serious butt. She's a cute weapon!

6. Gretchen

Gretchen, Gretchen, Gretchen. She is a small, cute nerd who I made have an adorable crush on Ferb. The wingwoman and wingman unite!

7. Dr. Doofenshmirtz

He may be a 40 year old divorced dude who fights a platypus all day but he has a pretty cool personality. GO DOOF!

8. Major Monogram

I know what you're thinking. Him? Are you serious? Well, I am. (I really just want to date his son.)

9. Candace Flynn

She is the red headed teenage girl who always has trouble looking for her. She is cool when she's relaxed, though.

10. Norm

It may seem strange to you but it's the Norm!

Disney

I have recently become a Donald fanatic and I am sad that there isn't a large fandom for him. I have made it my duty to put out as many Donald fanfics as I can.

I feel like these profiles should have colors so I'm going to fill this with so much it should be illegal. I really don't want to say too much about myself. Why, you ask? I like to be secretive. If people don't know my gender, age, and stuff like that. I'll put some quotes, some recommended stories, and my feelings. Yeah...feelings. Call me a sissy but I'm gonna treat this like a blog. I mean, don't we update our profiles like everyday?

6-27-13

Haters Should Be Illegal

At least on here, people. If someone says that they don't like your story, that's their opinion. But if someone puts on the most unbelievable crap on there and basically ruins the story making people not read it anymore, that just really pisses me off. I'm not saying this happened to me but happened to some people and my FF BFFs BaconCupcakes and OCRadio. One time it happened to me. I'm just going to come out and say it now. But stuff like that doesn't affect me because I know they are just losers hiding behind the screen trying to wreak havoc the wrong way. Some of these people don't even have profiles. Just watch out, because if I see any flames on my fellow writers' stories, I'm going to put your story up in blazing fire. Stop now or Run Forrest, run. ;P

Recommended Story:

The 4th Wall? What is That? by bilaterus. Co-written by BlythehasFreckles.

These two have teamed up and have broken the 4th Wall to the limit and have imprinted the best adventure ever in Phineas, Isabella's, and Ferb's lives. The story has an amusing plot with action, humor, and a bit of hinted romance. Normally, I would write about the story like what happens at first but I don't think anyone can say that. For one, it is a major spoiler. Secondly, it is so confusing and funny that no one can just sum it up.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5

9/23/13

My friends and gentle haters. What's up? I got back from an ultra long hiatus but I'm back. Don't expect anything too fancy until I get back in my groove. I'll see you soon. Oh, and someone explain Hetalia to me in PM.

10/30/13

Wow. It's been almost a month. Well, past a month. Sorry I have a life. I have come out with a couple stories. I'm not sorry for not posting, though. I've been in writing rehab. I've realized that my writing needs a lot of improving. I guess I can get into more themes now and not feel awkward. I'll keep you posted on my life and things. Keep a clear head.

4/16/14

Life has suddenly become so weird and busy. Status: Confused

7/11/14

I have not been reviewing for quite a while now. It seems that I have other interests. I will start writing for other sections but try to keep all the old ones in my mind.

The Clique

I am not going to go through a list of characters I like because you know my fave. To those who don't have any idea what the Clique is...shame on you. Okay. Look up the Clique by Lisi Harrison. If you love Monster High, you'll love this lady because she wrote it. Yeah. I need an honest opinion on this...

Should the Clique have made a TV show?

PM me dudes...and dudettes.

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(U U ) I got this idea from my FF friend Bacon Cupcakes. Check her out. Now, copy and paste this bunny to help it gain world domination,

Ah-bviously,

Gravity5