A/N: Hello all of my readers (if you are still there). I know I slacked big time but it can't be helped. I can only do what I can. Now that I have gotten back into the groove of things, I'd like to get back to this story.
Also, so that you guys can understand when the "author" Vanessa and the narration is going on, Vanessa will talk in italics.
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say I'ma do something I do it,
I don't give a damn what you think,
I'm doing this for me, so f*ck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stopping me
I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No ifs, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album
He's still sh*tting, whether he's on salary paid hourly
Until he bows out or he sh*ts his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a f*ck you for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge
To pull his d*ck from the dirt, and f*ck the whole universe
Doof and Perry were enjoying a nice cup of lemonade on the terris when a helicopter started to land right where they were. The two ran for their lives and stayed inside until it landed. Doof angrily waved his fist.
"What the hell, man? Who told you that you could land here?!" Doof yelled.
I did. That's good, guys. Did you get all my stuff?
"We retrieved an Eminem poster, two bottles of lotion, and some scented soap like you ordered," the helicopter driver replied.
Great. I'll just take this back to my room.
"You can't just have helicopters landing on the terris. What if I had been building? What if we didn't get out in time?" Doof lectured.
Here's a couple hundred if you keep your mouth shut.
Doof took the money and pocketed it.
"Well I guess a little thing like that can be swept under the rug," Doof agreed.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. When Doof answered it, Veronica was at the door.
"May I come in?" Veronica asked?
"Of course? What do you need?" Doof responded.
"Vanessa told me something about a plane and Paris so I came over to see what she was blabbering about and hoping she was still here?" Veronica told him.
I'm right here. I was trying to get you to go to Paris with Doof for the day.
Veronica and Doofenshmirtz blushed simultaneously.
"Hun, w-why would we d-do that? We're j-just friends," Veronica stuttered.
"Besides, we wouldn't just leave and have you two take care of this place," Doof stated.
Oh come on Doofy and Aunt V. You two would enjoy it. Besides, I already requested for my private plane to take you guys. Be home by 't eat escargot.
Aunt V and Doof gaped at the jet waiting outside just for them in the street, blocking traffic.
"I'll go pack a few things," Doof said. "I hope you two will keep this place in top shape while we're gone."
Don't worry. I will do my best to-
"Perry's in charge," Doof whispered.
Perry smirked as he watched TV.
I have to be babysat by an anthropomorphic platypus? Or nah...
"Heinz, we've got to go before the police try to move the plane!" Veronica called.
"Don't eff this up," Doof warned as he followed Veronica out the door.
Dude, we've got the whole place to ourselves. Inators galore that we can use to f*uck up someone's day.
"Well, we could always take the Ice Cream-inator to give us some treats and use the shrink-inator to make everyone into a midget and reverse it so that the midgets are 6'4," Perry suggested.
I like it. We've got to get everything back to normal before Doof gets back, though. We don't want him having a heart attack. Maybe we could get the slave-inator and get some service. I'm not used to being without a maid.
"Wow, you're a real priss, aren't you?" Perry insulted.
It's not my fault I was born rich and use it to my advantage. Now, let's make little people.
When in Paris...don't get swept up in love. That was all on Doof's mind on the plane ride there. When the two finally arrived, they were greeted by a crowd of people like celebrities.
"Veronica! I love you!" a child yelled.
"Can I please have your autograph?" a lady asked.
"Is that your boyfriend?" a reporter questioned.
Veronica blushed as she signed the autograph and led Doof away from the fans.
"Wow, you sure are famous," Doof commented while twiddling his thumbs.
"I'm kind of a big deal," Veronica joked as she smiled at him. "Also, I'm here all the time."
"I was here once but it was only to get my daughter who had been swept away by a boy in green hair," Doof said.
"Does that kind of stuff happen often?" Veronica asked.
"Oh, it happens every day. You wouldn't believe me if I told you," Doof stated.
"Try me," Veronica challenged.
"First off, I'm an evil scientist..."Doof started. He told Veronica about all of his adventures and failed inventions. She laughed at some of the inators and cried when she found out he had to give the cat back. Their day was filled with fine cuisine, tandem biking, posing for portraits, and buying matching berets.
"You know, this is the most fun I've had in a long time," Veronica told him.
"Oh come on. You're the famous model who goes to Paris as she pleases. I couldn't have possibly given you a better time compared to your life," Doof said.
"Well I'm not always whisked away to a foreign country, have fun instead of hours of work, and get to spend time with an awesome guy," Veronica explained.
Doof blushed. "I think it's time we leave," Doof told her.
Veronica sighed. "Yep." She walked slowly to the plane. Doof grabbed her hand and walked alongside her. Tons of fans surrounded them but they did not pay attention to them, unfortunately.
"I knew they were dating," a reporter squealed as she took a picture of them. "This will make a good scoop. Veronica the famous supermodel is dating an unknown man."
A/N: I just hope this all goes well. In the next chapter, we will see how Perry and Vanessa did. Is this the beginning of love forming or a really good friendship? Who knows? Ciao!