If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

When Fred is dared to date Hermione until she professes she loves him, will he be the one doing the professing instead?

Where All the Crazy Lives. Various drabbles, and odd ideas that don't fit elsewhere.

AU 3x01. Sheldon is always working and when he is with Penny and the guys he isn't there. Penny has decided that enough is enough and she's going to get to the bottom of this. No matter what. It may have to become Junior Rodeo time.

Shenny AU. Starting with the pilot. Sheldon thought a homo novus was immune to seduction and physical allure. But when a beautiful, mouthy neighbor elicits new sensations in him, Sheldon must discover a novel side of himself he never anticipated.

Unforeseen circumstances - or possibly Kaoru - throw an emotionally volatile Hikaru and an anxious Haruhi together in the time leading up to Tamaki and Haruhi's wedding day. Set post-manga, pre-Volume 18.

Quite a mouthy title for a simple idea. These songs describe the relationship of Hikaru and Haruhi. To review or to not review? This is the question!

Dana is fed up of being labelled as the college 'whore' for sleeping with her professor (despite the fact she lost her virginity to him) so when her friend Jules invites her to spend the weekend at Kurt's cousin's cabin in the woods she jumps at the prospect. A whole weekend away from whispering? And pointing? And stupid rumours? She was in.

The past has a cruel way of catching up with the present, and Draco and Hermione find themselves thrown head first, smack in the middle of it. Everything they thought they knew was going to change, and in a world they don't belong in, they can only depend on each other. (Currently being revised)

Set two years after the Battle of Hogwarts as Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny and the twins prepare to take off on a Grand Tour of the world. But the dynamic of the group is about to become unbalanced when two people, who never even considered being more than friends, find themselves irresistibly drawn towards each other... (Hint: Fremione)

An AU take off from the end of the film. The Ancient Ones don't rise and the 5 friends find their way back to society after escaping the nightmare at the cabin. But can they go back to normal? And has the nightmare really passed? Marty/Dana, Curt/Jules, Holden/OC. T for now, might go higher.

Rose returns from the parallel world to warn the Doctor of the cracks in all of time and space. Unfortunately, she arrives earlier than she intends & far later than the Doctor realizes. An adventure with Rose & the Doctor, with a few surprises, some new/old friends, and an unexpected enemy or two. Set between "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "The Bells of Saint John." AU from there.

Newly single Sheldon finds himself plagued by urges that were never there before and he discovers an unconventional way to cope. It isn't long before Penny finds herself along for the ride. *Rated M for sexual content and Dark Sheldon. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen*

This takes place in AU kinda, just no Amy and Sheldon. Sheldon is a little OOC but not too much. Sheldon has a secret. This is my first fan fic. It is unbeta'd. I own nothing but the plot of the story. Reviews and constructive criticism is welcome. Chapter 3 is up! *sigh* Sorry for the delayed chapter.

Sheldon Cooper has found a way to change his life, as well as those surrounding him. Will he take a chance he has thought about for years? Will a slightly altercation render life as he knows it meaningless? **Shenny**

Someone (I cannot remember who) asked me once what I thought Penny would be like as a mom. As any mom can tell you, it completely changes your world around. So, welcome to a 'verse where Penny has a daughter, and Sheldon doesn't have a chance.

*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.

Penny feels stifled, but puts up a front until she can no longer handle things. Lenny, then Shenny. Leonard's POV.

Fred and Hermione can't keep their hands off of each other - it doesn't really matter to either of them that she's currently dating Ron.

Inspired by the song by Radiohead. When moving to Los Angeles doesn't turn out quite the way she'd expected, only one person can bring Penny home.

The blush on her cheeks only clarified the blood rushing through Hermione's veins, feeding her heart and powering her body. She was a functioning human being— breathing right in front of Fred. She was alive, and so was he.

Two one-shots that are related. First in Sheldon's POV then Penny's. Why aren't they together? K to a light T, depending on how you look at it.

Spencer is nursing a broken heart again. Sam decides to teach him how to play it fast and loose, how to keep himself from getting hurt, and ends up learning a few lessons herself along the way. Spencer/Sam. SPAM

Goes AU after season 7. Spike's been dead for over a year now and Buffy still can't manage to get over him. She believes that he is using her as an anchor to keep him from being sent to a hell dimension and that's why she can't seem to let him go. Willow performs a locator spell only to find out that Spike is still alive, living in L.A. with Angel. Spuffy. Rated T just to be safe.

SPAM: If you are offended by this pairing, I actually encourage you to read this because I will ease ALL my readers into the spam dynamic and you might actually change your mind along the road. And if you ARE a spammer, you should enjoy the crap out of this story.

After Howard and Bernadette's wedding, Penny must face some hard truths and do some growing up of her own. Easier said than done. A series of unfortunate events can lead to the most fortunate of outcomes. S/P, L/A, H/B canon compliant.

Sherlock was bored. Until the brutal and unexplained murder of a teenage girl leads them to delve in to her life - and subsequently her blog.

BLAME IT ON JISLANE! It was her idea! Sheldon has loved Penny for 5 years but Leonard saw her first. Penny discovers her true feelings for Sheldon but he is honor-bound to help Priya . Engagements, assaults, breakups, explosions, Raj finally talks, Lenny whines and Howard schtupps around as usual. Oh, and Winkle gets pwned by Sheldon - finally! Sheldon/Priya/Penny.

Leaving Point Place, Jackie vowed that Steven Hyde would never discover he was the father of her unborn child. Twelve years later, finally returning, it seems blaringly obvious that Jackie's daughter is related to Hyde. Blaringly obvious to everyone but Hyde, of course.

COMPLETE. Another dead end on Kira and L is starting to get desperate. But what will happen when suddenly a 1950s style blue police box appears out of nowhere?

When Chloe is kidnapped by a maniacal medical student intent on overcoming death, Clark must work quickly to make sure Chloe is not the his next victim of his dangerous wonder drug. In the weeks that follow, Clark realizes just what Chloe means to him.

Or Snapshots of the First Five Years of Isaac Cooper's Life. Shenny family fluff. Updated. Chapter38: "Kiss it better, Daddy."

Spencer and Sam have had a crush on each other for awhile, but what will happen when their emotions get the best of them? If you love Spencer/Sam, you've come to the right place. SPAM : Rated K for now, but we'll see if a change to T is necessary.

Penny is dating Leonard. Sheldon is dating Amy. So why does it seem like they spend all of their time with each other? And should they enjoy it, even the fighting, as much as they do?

After more disappointment Penny finds she has a friend close by

10 years after Light's death, Kira finds himself in the body of a young girl, and he wants nothing more to take revenge on the one who caused his death, Near. He won't back down without a fight, and soon Kira's got another problem- the reincarnation of L.

Penny is helping Leonard and Sheldon clear out their apartment. Sometimes saying goodbye is hard.

While cleaning, Sheldon discovers a box under Penny's bed that he probably should have never seen. PWP. Kink warnings inside.

When Sheldon and Penny begin sharing dreams, their relationship changes in ways they never anticipated. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chap. COMPLETE.

A kiss leads to a whole lot of weirdness. Leonard witnesses some of the side effects. Sheldon/Penny. AU from The Adhesive Duck Deficiency. Fluff. Oneshot.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Sheldon and Penny on the roof watching some fireworks.

Penny reflects on her relationship with Sheldon. Implied Shenny. Short but fluffy :3 UPDATE: Added a second chapter with Sheldon's reflections on Penny. More than just "implied" Shenny. A little wordy, but kinda cute.

Penny and Sheldon get locked on the roof together. Will they kill each other before they're found? Following the season 5 finale.

Set in season five, after Intervention. Joyce is gone, Glory's in town, the Buffy bot is dealt with and Dawn's in good hands. Imagine there's a weeknight where nothing major is happening- other than the usual horrors... Buffy is patrolling when she bumps into Spike. Short, sort of fluffy, sort of angsty, completely Spuffy. My first evet T-rated piece. Please be kind, read & review.

In a casual conversation about the zombie apocalypse, Leonard realizes something about the relationship between his ex and his roommate.

But in no friggen universe is Leonard not a dick. He's got snide and spiteful on lock down, but you know, whatever, Howard doesn't judge. A very short story about Howard's not so fragile thoughts on his friends.

Written for Jislane. The gang vote in favor of daring Sheldon and Penny to switch roles for a day. When they become aware that they miss what makes them who they are, they realize their attraction for one another. Sheldon/Penny

Penny's frustrated and Sheldon only makes it worse. Until she catches him proving he is human after all. OOC for Sheldon but that's part of the fun. Reviews and comments welcome.

I, Dr. Sheldon Lee Copper, seem to have a bit of a predicament, I have actually managed to "fall in love" with a female, more importantly that female is Penny.

Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real? Post-Hogwarts, AU, FW/HG

Abed teaches Britta about Cosplay which inadvertently causes her to open up more to him. Rated T for language and mild sexual content.

"These white nights." Possible Spam moments throughout the series, and maybe some made up ones too, written in 100 word drabbles. Rated for sexual references, mild coarse language and mostly just in case. Spam.

Future!fic! Sheldon, Penny, and Leonard all thought they knew exactly what they wanted, but with a big change on the way, all three begin to question themselves, and each of them is lead in a direction they had not anticipated. Completed.

The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...

Penny had wanted to be in the movies. How is it possible that her leading man turns out to be this guy?

Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.

Future fic. Sheldon/Penny. A serie of ficlets about the Cooper family.

F/Hr, G/Hr. "If I could, then I would, I'll go wherever you will go."