With the seven officers of Titanic afflicted by various levels of lunacy, chaos and hilarity ensues on the ship's maiden voyage. Soon not even Captain Smith is surprised by the bizarre incidents any more, having come to expect them. With the ill-fated liner headed for eventual disaster, can his men get it together in time? ON HIATUS

Walt and Jesse accidentally cook up something other than Meth, and this drug is way more dangerous. Lust.

Summary: The Monkees act many, many different ways. Theres times when they act like friends, sex gods, and rape victims(We're looking at you, Babbitt). But sometimes, they act like little kids, Mike being the only exception. Mike/John Or, if you prefer, John/Mike. Order matters (Sorry about the category, they didn't have The Beatles as an option:-/)

a bad fanfiction written by me and sarah about the myth known as samlie jo

During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.

best while listened to 'dust in the wind' by kansas

A bit of satisfaction is all John and Paul need from their first kiss to want to try anything else. And with moving step by step in their heated relationship, the two boys find themselves falling in love. But while it's easy for John to accept their new found love, Paul has to battle between his new addiction to John and what he believes is right. Not ATU. John/Paul (McLennon)

CharliexPatrick. Don't like don't read. T for mentions of sex.

Jack and Rose are unhappily married and find themselves to be the parents of 19 crying screaming children

A Beatles McLennon fic I thought up in which Macca is frustrated, John takes someone home, and George eats a sammich (no surprise there). Rated T just to be safe, some mild language and some kissing. Not ATU. Focuses on John and Paul, though there will be some antics from George and Ringo as well. Starrison if you squint/use a microscope.

First Mr Andrews stumbles upon the murdered crewman, then he discovers that Captain Smith is missing. But that wasn't bad enough, as he learns that zombies have been unleashed on Titanic. With a team of passengers and crew at his side and armed with weapons, can they rid Titanic of the invasion? Or are they fighting a losing battle against a higher power? ON HIATUS

Oneshot, about John Coffey getting off the ship at Queenstown.

Peter/Neal. Moz has perfect recall, some days he wished he didn't.

Spoof of Titanic

Movie universe:Ted never came back to hear the rest of the Once-ler's story, but years later he returns to the Oncler's residence to lash out at the man he feels ruined his life. The trees never grew but what else might have remained the same? Ted-ler

The Master goes looking for the Doctor, and loses (or perhaps regains?) control. Three/Delgado!Master fluff, if such is possible.

This is obviously a crossover between "The Lorax" and "Superjail". The Once-ler has been a bad boy in setting up in his business empire and it is up to the Warden to bring him to justice. Unfortunately, romance ensues as well as the same old jailhouse shenanigans. Will they Once-ler be able to escape the childish Warden? Once-ler X Warden. Read at at your own risk.

Five Times Bucky Kissed Steve, and One Time Steve Kissed Bucky. Title was too long to fit above. Steve/Bucky.

Officer Wilde was looking forward to his slice of apple pie, so imagine his horror when he realised that someone beat him to it. As it turns out, he will stop at nothing to find the culprit and bring them to justice.

A fictional story about Adam Lambert filled with drama, romance, and suspense.

1964. John Lennon desires to wake up every day by the side of the person he loves the most: Paul McCartney. Slash.

The three people who know Titanic best got bored, so they created a YouTube account and bought a video camera. Now they present the Titanic Talk Show, where they interview crew and passengers. These three men are Ismay, Captain Smith, and Thomas Andrews.

"I dare you to make out with…" Dana, Marty, Curt and Jules have a game of Truth or Dare. With consequences in a mental way. Slash. Marty Curt

Two people. One ship. Forbidden feelings. The love that dare not speak its name. Can two people who seemingly hate each other fall in love?

A game, a bet, a wig. And by the time Double D realizes how deep he's in, it's way too late to tell Kevin without getting punched in the nose. Edd/Kevin.

Jim dies rather suddenly, and finds himself wandering the earth as a ghost, but his soon to be dull after-life takes a turn for the better when he stumbles across a young man named John Watson, who is the only person on earth who see him. Ghost!AU.

Ash happens to get rejected from Gary's party but he finds use for his Ashley costume again and gets in, and well he and Gary have quite the time. YAOI, lemon! One shot.

It's Valentine's day again, and Eddy just had to set up that kissing booth. Kevin/Edd.

Ghost Adventures/ The Monkees crossover. Is The Monkees beach house haunted? A paranormal exploration team tries to find out.

Harold Lowe and James Moddy are cousins. When Harry was fourteen, his eight year old cousin, James runs away with him. Find out what happends when the two become officers on the grandest ship in the world. Pls Review.

Part of my Doctor Who fairy tales. 4th Doctor/Crispy!Master, 5th Doctor/Ainley!Master slash

When Eddy breaks his heart, Edd turns to the most unlikely place for comfort and finds more. Kevin/2D

It was beaten into Rab as a child, that loving another boy was the last worst sin... but in the end, that didn't seem to matter. A very short almost-drabble, implied Rab/Johnny.

When Eddy's anger gets the best of him and Edd's secret is finally revealed, who will be there to comfort Edd as everything seems to go downhill. Can Eddy be stopped, or will Edd need to find comfort at every turn, taking his new relationship into Q's?

When thinking back, he couldn't pinpoint what it was about the meeting that sent his senses on the road to betraying him, but he could pinpoint when it started: the moment he shook hands with the young man—with Fabrizio.

What if Ryan had a crush on Michael? You would have a sensuous tale of hot temps, goofy bosses, strip clubs, plotting, alliances, humor, slash, and, quite possibly, true love. In other words, you would have this story.

An impromptu invitation for soup leads to a new friendship, and maybe something more. JimmyEdd

Shortly after his first regeneration the Doctor finds himself coping with many new problems, mental & physical. Tossed into this is James Robert McCrimmon. This is their story. Meeting-Bonding-Falling. Is someone mucking about in Time? Second/Jamie Slash

Edd x Kevin slash. Double D confesses being gay and is abandoned by Eddy. He finds kindness in the most unlikely place.

What if the Jack Dawson that stepped upon the decks of the Titanic was a woman? Appearing as a man and befriending then falling in love with one Rose De Witt Bukater? The AU, Genderbending, Lesbian version of this blockbuster movie.

Fleet and Lee manage to get up to mischief despite being stuck in the crow's nest. Unlucky for them that one of their victims happens to be Officer Lightoller, who doesn't take kindly to their antics. And that's putting it mildly.

Phillips and Bride manage to enrage Officer Murdoch due to their lack of respect and conduct. Luckily Officer Moody was there to save the day before someone actually got killed.

Johnny thinks back to an interesting conversation he had with Cilla and finally realizes his feelings for Rab. what will our hero do about it? and what happens when Rab comes to see is Johnny's ok? (Yaoi)

oh, I know this is poor but I had to do it anyway.You should have stopped me before it was too late!of course theres rose/thomas in it.I just had to.But theres also a mention of leo/thomas but its not slash, so dont fear...I wouldn't do that to readers..