Mega(many) and Lor ( books and knowledge)

I am a fanfiction writer, obviously, and am devoted to these stories:

Harry Potter (Best series in the world, nothing compares to it), Hunger Games(sadly, second place ti Harry Potter), and Percy Jackson( the movies are bad but the books are good)

I am now on FictionPress! But my name is still Megalor9. I don't have anything on there at all... So don't bother checking!

Disclaimer: All the ideas, settings, and characters are not mine. They belong to their said authors. I am not worthy of such power.

Disclamier to the Disclaimer: Well, actually, I am worthy cause I'm amazing, but I choose not to use the authors characters.

Disclaimer to the Disclaimer of the Disclamier: Don't sue. I do not have a lawyer with me right now.

Quote Section:

From one of the best comedy series ever, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy:

The Universe:

Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

Population: None

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there most be a finite number of inhabited worlds. And finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any person you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

DISTRICT FIVE MALE TRIBUTE IN THE STORY: BLOOD DREAMS

So enough about me, go read my stories. Because you're wasting your time writing on myprofile. I'on honestly no good at writing status updates... :(

NOTICE: THIS IS FOR MY HUNGER GAMES STORY, Trailing Blood.

The Doomed Register:
District One:
Female tributes:
Metallic Gold Sterling, age 15, XOXOFutureFrame
Barbie Westeros, age 17, drinkthatliqourstore
Yuu Kazuki Trieze, age 16, CrimsonSeige
Emile Crow, age 18, wjjwmsnw5
Male Tributes:
Xader Zhelgholzchiks, AKA Zel (thank goodness for the nickname!), age 16, CrimsonSeige
Darkus Shimmer, age 15, Depths0fth3s3a
Excalibur McTreaty, age 17, Natsumikan r0cks and rules
Arcyne Kierran's re-incarnation (name unknown), age ???, Avakris.
District Two:
Female Tributes:
Malificent Angelica Devalious, age 14, Stardust Terrastar
Aureliana Saunders, age 18, the epic bookworm
Mesa Stone, age 17, KPMellark
Aureculia ViPointe, age 16, VividlyCloudyDreams
Male tributes:
Julius August, Age 17, PandaHeroIzy
Cyrus Fitz, age 18, Future Starkid Member
Trin Maplegrove, age 18, Wizard Way
Blade Agawara,age 18, Megalor9
District Four:
Female tributes:
Reef Riptide, Age 15, Pinkbookworm7
Isis Vanity, Age 16, ShadowDragon654
Elvira Vinneria, Age 15, Insanity.and.Vanity
Luminesque Pygmy, Age 16, JuneTwentieth
Male Tributes:
Caleb Storm, Age 16, Munamana
Thane Storm, Age 18, Munamana
Runyon Ogilvy, Age 15, VividlyCloudyDreams
Adrianus Johan, age 16, Tinkerbell980

Now review TRailing Blood, please?

Hogwarts Class of the Week I thought it would be fun to introduce some new classes to Hogwarts. I mean, come on, they don't have that many courses. And now there is something to look forward to every week. I'll update it every Sunday. I hope. YEah. Right. Sorry for supporters who enjoyed this story, but I've basically abandoned it.

Trailing Blood, my fourth or so submit-your-own-tribute kind of thing. It has all Careers in it, because that's just more awesome. I'm still surprised at myself at why I couldn't come up with something awesome for this bit...

The Fifth Quarter Quell This is the 125th Hunger Games, where the tributes must go into the arena with their beloved brother or sister. This will create an epic Games, with 48 tributes lives' on the line.

Unbearable Torture I honestly can't stand when people talk about sports, cause I don't know what they're talking about. Written for the Detention Challenge.

Vandals at Hogwarts This is a humorous mystery I wrote for the Veritaserum Challenge. I don't own any brands like Kool-Aid. Abandoned.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, ScatteredSands, XRomanoHetaliaX, Kika-Vocaloid-08 Italy Lover99, ShadowDragon654, Megalor9

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Multi-tasking to the extreme)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I've been looking for a contest like this for a while.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (As opposed to what?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion, folks)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (You don't say?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm a multi-tasker! I'll iron my clothes and dry hair while I'm asleep!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why else would I take it?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I have some ideas as to the meaning of this, but they're all too inappropriate.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Thanks for telling me that, I needed to know that.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( You don't say?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents on this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (I'm sure that there was a lot of this happening somewhere in the world... What are they doing in Sweden?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity! Copy and paste this into your profile!

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This is for my OCFest story, just for the fun of my readers :D

/ms-test --That is the Official Mary Sue test. (The official score of Andromeda Darling Pumpkin Queen DiMare is 100-which stands for Iredeemable-Sue xDxD)