Okay, this is a series about how the Harry Potter world would look like in the eyes of it's various creatures. If you have any suggestions for me, like a certain creature I could write up, leave it in a review or a PM and I promise you I will use it. No lies.
This story will be updated at least once a week:)
Buckbeak's POV
Oh, look! It's Hagrid! Yay! Food! I love Food! Not Hagrid. He smells. Hagrid has a class with him today. There's lots of little kids, wearing colorful ties. I see some of them go up to my buddy Horsewing. They're petting Horsewing. Are they going to pet me? NO! I don't like being petted.
This mini, ugly faced, blond guy walks up to me, and reaches his hand out to touch me. Ah, Heck no! I snap at his arm, and immediately draw back. OMG! The blond guy, whose name is Malfoy, is so YUMMY! Tasty! Delicious! After all the mini kids leave, I tell all of my buddies about the Malfoy bloke. And how he's so tasty. They all nod their heads, like, yeah, totally awesome.
We spend the next few months stalking the Malfoy, looking for an opportunity to bite Malfoy. Nothing comes, but when he's in the hospital wing, all of us hippogriffs take a bite out of his leg. SO DELICIOUS! YUM! I think we ticked off the bloke, because now there's some black robed guy coming up with a huge axe. YAY! AN AXE! I love executions! Maybe they're going to execute Hagrid! Yay!
No, I'm going to be executed. Darn it. They chained me too some pumpkins. I start eating them because Malfoy tastes a lot like pumpkins, when some nerds come up to me. They start breaking the chains that bind me. YAY! I'm free. They feed me some food! I decide to let the nerds with red ties ride me.
They make me fly up to this one tower by the castle. I don't know what they're doing, but hey! There's a guy in the tower. Maybe he is tasty too! Rescue him, PLEASE! I'm still kinda hungry. (Buckbeak, you're always hungry) (Shut up, I'm narrating. Not you, Megalor9) They do rescue him! Yay! They tell me to go fly far away, and never come back again. Good. I don't like nerds or Hagrid. But I will miss Malfoy very much.
Turns out the guy, Sirius Black, who is coming with me, doesn't taste good. Aw. He doesn't smell good, either. I don't like him at all. But he is carrying a sac of food. So I let him stay. Gosh, I can't put up with the stench. He smells like wet dogs. Anyhow, we just keep flying, I start humming a tune that goes like, squak squak, squak, but it's good music. Black obviously- Ugh, he still smells. I locate a nearby lake and fly over it.
I do a barrel roll, and Black falls like 200 feet into the lake. Maybe he won't smell that bad anymore... WAIT! HE HAS ALL OF THE FOOD! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I turn around and speed dive toward the lake. I can't break, so I crash into the lake too. I drag out the Black guy with my beak, and he still smells bad. Like a dog that went through a freakin' hurricane. But at least the food's okay! YAY!
I hope you enjoyed, and put some laughter in your day. Remember, if you have any ideas for a magical creature that I should use, please put it in a review or PM.