Promises:

-I will review on every FanFic I read. Otherwise, I probably fell asleep at 3 in the morning reading it.

-I will always treat you with respect. Especially if I suspect you to be some lunatic who doesn't know what they're talking about (e.g. a misinformed flamer). If I don't, then I have probably gotten so used to you that I will spread my own insanity.

-I am not a beta, but I will catch your grammatical errors when I see them.

-I will post and complete a story before I pass away (I'm a huge procrastinator).

-You, the writers, are the reason my motivation to write and post a story is upped. My promise is to not forget you guys.

0.0001% Guarantees:

-I'm sane.

-I will not flinch when I see your incorrect grammar/spelling.

'Tis time for quotes (AKA random stuff I just so happened to cross by in means to make it seem like I am not lazy to make it longer with genuine words)!

"But if you're bored then you're boring!" Harvey Danger, Flagpole Sitta

I ultimately stand by this quote. In everyday life you'll hear people saying they're bored, or that there's nothing to do. I can't stand these sort of people, because there is always something to do! Being bored simply makes you, well, boring.

If you are too lazy to copy and paste anything into your profile, copy and... nevermind.

A Little Bit About Me

You're probably wondering about that person who gives awesome reviews all the time, but you never see her stories posted.

I'll tell you one thing I am absolutely sure of: This person is nothing more than an avid reader with an obsession of FanFiction.

I will read books from time to time, and I will absolutely like them (note the 'like'). There has never been a book that wasn't the slightest bit good. I have read novels within a day (given the amount of time put into reading). It's possible to be not boring and mature -- I'm one of those people. At least, I hope.

Hmm.. Is it mature to say you're mature?

I'm a bit of a comma addict. I try to avoid this in my writing all the time.

I hold a passion for writing (anyone at any age can write with an imagination), art (I'm a somewhat good sketcher, especially with body poses), videogames, humor, fast typing, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's (an indie band), and rock music in general.

I have an obsession with Maplestory, Harry Potter, Marvel, Supernatural, comics in general -- you name it.

I also have a new obsession with Doctor Who.

I have absolutely high hopes for the characters I create. Call me crazy, but I believe 5 hours of drinking soda and getting hooked on potato chips is the formula to making such great characters.

Reading my bland profile must've been very hard for you. As a reward for your bravery, you get a medal!

Oh wait. There is no medal.