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Hey guys! So, I'm going through this musical phase and I'm looking for songs related to PJO. PLEASE PM ME SOME!! (seriously, I've gotten 2 PM's people! You can do better than that!) Thanks! Here's my profile:

Hey Everybody!! I'm gmsnumber1percabethfan! As you can probably tell, I LOVE LOVE LOVE (!!!!) Percy Jackson!! But, I also love Twilight!! I also love Harry Potter and the Hunger Games, but slightly less. I also love (I know, there's a lot of love in my heart) just reading in general! It's so fun!!

Well, since I'm going on about books I love, here's some more: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie; Notes From the Midnight Driver; After Ever After; Matched Trilogy; The Mysterious Benedict Society; Ella Enchanted; and The Secret Series.

I am ABSOLUTELY team Edward, I love Edward and Bella together. I'm also team Peeta, I love the canon couples. I love, love, love, love, love, love, PERCABETH as you can tell by the name. I think Annabeth and Percy are EXACTLY perfect for each other in every way and Rick Riordan is a genius. I love romance-y things, NOT: "Oh, I think I like him *giggle*" BUT: "I will die for you because I love you so much." (SO CUTE!)

I also am a Christian, I love Jesus and am so thankful he came down to save me, and now God is my father.

Now some random things about me: I get excited over really unimportant things (I JUST BOUGHT A HAT!!) but not over important things (Just got a laptop. cool...) I play drum set and percussion. I love SOCCER too, and painting. I'd say I'm pretty good at doing things with my hands (arts and crafts, painting, drumming, jewelry making, etc.). I think laughing is really fun and I pretty much obsess over books whenever there's nothing to do or talk about (and every time else, too). I love to smile and according to many people, I smile all the time. I love drawing and doodling. Lastly, I currently want to be an orthodontist or and animator when I grow up.

All the pictures I will ever use (for covers on stories of my profile picture) are by burdge-bug. She is so awesome!!!!!

In Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile

Okay, now going on to the rest of the profile. Read on, but beware, it's very long.

Some Favorites:

Color: green and blue

Book: well...duh! But fav book not in a series: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie

Number: 4

Animal: Snake (my pet), stingray, or hedgehog

Song: I can't pick!! It's probably some pretty Taylor Swift song.

Artist: TAYLOR SWIFT!!! I love her so much!! I'm SO OBSESSED with her! :) (like, really, really, obsessed. As in: almost as much as PJ, thats saying something.)

Accent: British, I love those brits! (I once talked in a british accent for 3 straight weeks!)

Season: Fall - 58 degrees, jeans, a long sweatshirt and a beanie. Ahhh, thats the life

FF buddy: lilirox187, Gillirox171, (they rox) and Girl-of-the-Redwoods

Food: Japanese noodles, caesar salad, and chocolate

Dessert: Cheesecake!!!!

Word: Umm...well, I like antagonistic

TV Show: Modern Family of Adventure Time!

Names:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Grace

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Graizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Snake (Ugghh - lame! Lets go with Green Stingray)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Miyoko Albert (what?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Selgrani

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Cider

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rloaglo

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Not telling:)

9: YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one your pets) Black Flora (oh yeah, real goth)

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW YOUR AWESOME NAMES!

Here are some quotes!

(There may be some repeats):

You've gotta dance like no one's watching

Love like you'll never be hurt

Sing like there's nobody listening

and live like it's heaven on earth

-William W. Purkey

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

-C.S. Lewis

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

-Oscar Wilde

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

-Elbert Hubbard

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-Steve Martin

Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten

-G. K. Chesterson

The question isn't who's going to let me; it's who's going to stop me.

-Ayn Rand

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

-Marilyn Monroe

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charles Chaplin

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

-Confucius

(this is my favorite)

We're all a little weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and we call it love - true love.

-Robert Fulghum

Don't follow in my footsteps i walk into walls.

Consciousness- that confusing place between naps.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. -Benjamin Franklin

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like heck!

In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This." The student handed the essay in and got 100.

Wherever I throw it, that’s where it belongs.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

If I can’t be a good example, I’ll just have to be a horrible warning.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey.

" Good friends make sure you don't do stupid things. Best Friends not only do stupid things with you, they encourage you to do them."

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Be yourself, no one can say you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t have ADHD, I just… oh look! A bunny rabbit!

I have ADHS… Attention Defici… Hey! Shiny!

Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom somebody hands me a shovel.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”- Albert Einstein

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I’m out of my mind. Please leave a message.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.

Reality seems like a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I thought you were my knight in shining armor, but you turned out to be a loser in tinfoil.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . .one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not random . . . you just can't think as fast as me.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and leave life to wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, ask for some water and sugar or your gonna make some pretty crappy lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon.

Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected!

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

You say Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson!

My friends call me weird, I call myself awesome.

When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Everything here is edible. Even me, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

It's one thing for a girl to lose. It's another thing entirely for a girl to get mad.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Smile. It confuses people.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

And now 2 oaths:

PERCY JACKSON OATH

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

PERCY JACKSON QUOTES! (thanks to Dovewings.of.Narnia)

"It smelled just like any public bathroom, and I was thinking - as much as I could think with Clarisse ripping my hair out - that if this place belonged to the gods, they should have been able to afford classier johns." Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force is really trying to mess up your day." Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."
"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle. The Lightning Thief.

"Where I had been standing a moment before was a ragged hole in the side of the Arch, with melted metal streaming around the edges. Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument." Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"I don't know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me—"
"Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the... the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?" The Lightning Thief

[Annabeth] put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" The Lightning Thief

[Charon] looked us over. "How did you die, then?"
I nudged Grover.
"Oh," he said. "Um... drowned... in the bathtub."
"All three of you?" Charon asked.
We nodded.
"Big bathtub." Charon looked mildly impressed. The Lightning Thief

"Besides, my mom had made me promise not to use deadly weapons in the apartment after I'd swung a javelin the wrong way and taken out her china cabinet." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse then trios of old ladies, it's bulls." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didn’t help his mood.” Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“Well, actually, [the flying ram] carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.”
“It was probably important to her.” Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“Percy,” Annabeth said, “that was so—”
“Generous?” Grover offered.
Insane,” Annabeth corrected. The Sea of Monsters

“Ah, we saw [Luke] all right,” I said. “But—”
“You weren’t able to talk sense into him?”
“Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.
” “I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.” Percy Jackson and Hermes, The Sea of Monsters

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is remind each other that we’re related, for better or worse… and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.” Hermes, The Sea of Monsters

"My mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. She's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it." Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

“Dance, you guys!” Thalia ordered. “You look stupid just standing there.”
I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
“Well?” Annabeth said.
“Um, who should I ask?”
She punched me in the gut. “Me, Seaweed Brain.”
“Oh. Oh, right.” The Titan’s Curse

“You must forgive my Hunters if they do not welcome you,” Artemis said. “It is very rare that we would have boys in this camp. Boys are usually forbidden to have any contact with the Hunters. The last one to see this camp…” She looked at Zoë. “Which one was it?”
“That boy in Colorado,” Zoë said. “You turned him into a jackalope.”
“Ah, yes.” Artemis nodded, satisfied. “I enjoy making jackalopes.” The Titan’s Curse

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant." The Titan's Curse

“Sure, sis.” Then [Apollo] raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. “I feel a haiku coming on.”
The Hunters all groaned. Apparently they’d met Apollo before. He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
“Green grass breaks through snow
Artemis pleads for my help
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
“That last line was only four syllables,” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so big-headed?”
“No, no, that’s six syllables. Hmm."
He started muttering to himself.
Zoë Nightshade turned to us. "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. 'Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a goddess from Sparta—"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself. The Titan’s Curse

“It seemed weird calling a teenager ‘sir’, but I’d learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then they blew stuff up.” Percy Jackson on Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“Hey, I’m the god of prophesy. I know stuff.” Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“And, whoa!” [Nico] looked at Mr. D. “You’re the wine dude? No way!”
Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. “The wine dude?”
“Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I’ve got your figurine.” “My figurine.” “In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you’ve only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you’re the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!”
“Ah.” Mr. D truly seemed perplexed, which probably saved my life. “Well, that’s… gratifying.” The Titan’s Curse

God alert, Blackjack yelled. It’s the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. “The next person, or horse, who calls me the ‘wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” The Titan’s Curse

[The homeless guy] cleared his throat and held up his hands dramatically:
“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff.”
“Apollo?” I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
“A god named Fred?” “Eh, well…” The Titan’s Curse

Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
“That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”
“Which one is me?” I asked.
“The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested.
“Oh, shut up.” The Titan’s Curse

Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. “No, no. I leave the details to you. But it’s been ages since we’ve had a good tragic love story.”
“Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. And second, what’s up with tragic?”
“Love conquers all,” Aphrodite promised. “Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”
“Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?”
“Pfft. That’s not the point.” Percy Jackson and Aphrodite on finding Annabeth Chase, The Titan’s Curse

“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.”
Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?”
Zoë blinked. “Yes. What is funny?”
“Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. “I could use some dam french fries.”
Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.”
Maybe it was just the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at us. “I do not understand.”
“I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said.
“And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I want to buy a dam T-shirt.” The Titan’s Curse

“Now, as far as I knew, [Luke] was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while his chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by bit, in a gold sarcophagus, biding his time until he had enough power to challenge the Olympian gods. In demigod-speak, we call this a ‘problem’.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Yay!” [Tyson] said. “Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!”
I hoped he didn’t mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we’d have a lot of fun this summer. The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Chiron insisted we talk about it in the morning, which was kind of like Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Very powerful,” Tyson said. “Wonderful! As tall as the sky. So strong they could break mountains!”
“Cool,” I said. “Unless you’re a mountain.” The Battle of the Labyrinth

Cherry-colored cows roamed around, grazing on clumps of grass.
“Red cattle,” Annabeth said. “The cattle of the sun.”
“What?” I asked.
“They’re sacred to Apollo.”
“Holy cows?”
“Exactly.” The Battle of the Labyrinth

“New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don’t BACK OFF!” Percy Jackson to a class of young telkhines, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“But you’ll be killed!”
“I’ll be fine. Besides, we’ve got no choice.”
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
“Be careful, Seaweed Brain.” She put on her hat and vanished.
I probably would’ve sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality. The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Hey, I’m usually about to die. Don’t worry about it.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“That sucked,” [Nico] said, which I thought summed things up pretty well. Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo on seeing Kronos rise again,The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” Percy Jackson to Rachel Elizabeth Dare, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Demigod dreams suck. The thing is, they’re never just dreams. They’ve got to be visions, omens, and all that other mystical stuff that makes my brain hurt.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“It’s him,” I said. “Typhon.”
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like No, that’s our huge friend Leroy! He’s going to help us! But no such luck. The Last Olympian

“A half-blood of the eldest dogs…” “Er, Percy?” Annabeth interrupted. “That’s gods. Not dogs.” The Last Olympian

“Either way, I doubted we could stop the prophecy. A blade was supposed to reap my soul. As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“Like Theseus,” Paul suggested. “He was supposed to raise white sails when he came home to Athens.”
“Except he forgot,” Nico muttered. “And his father jumped off the palace roof in despair. But other then that, it was a great idea.” The Last Olympian

“Please, man,” I said. “It would mean a lot. For old times’ sake?”
[Grover] whimpered. “As I recall, in the old times we almost died a lot.” The Last Olympian

“With great power… comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

[Annabeth] pressed the tip of Seward’s boot, and the statue stood up, its quill and paper ready.
“What’s he going to do?” I muttered. “Take a memo?”
“Shh,” Annabeth [said.] “Hello, William.”
“Bill,” I suggested.
“Bill… Oh, shut up.” The Last Olympian

Prometheus [said] “Understand, Percy. You are refighting the Trojan War here…. A great siege. Two armies. The only difference is, this time you are defending. You are Troy. And you know what happened to the Trojans, don’t you?”
“So you’re going to cram a wooden horse into the elevator at the Empire State Building?” I asked. “Good luck.” The Last Olympian

Enemy giants moved toward the breach, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths—probably “For Poseidon!”—but with his mouth full of peanut butter it sounded like “PUH PTEH BUN!” His brethren all grabbed hammers and chisels, yelled, “PEANUT BUTTER!” and charged behind Tyson into battle. The Last Olympian

“Another thing I learned: it’s one thing to climb a rope in gym class. It’s a completely different thing to climb a rope attached to a moving pig’s wing while you’re flying at a hundred miles per hour.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“Well… sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It’s our floor.” Grover Underwood to Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, The Last Olympian

“[Tyson’s] doing much better then I expected. Though ‘peanut butter’ is a strange battle cry.” Poseidon, The Last Olympian

“Son of Hades.” Kronos spit on the ground. “Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?”
“Your death,” Nico said, “would be great for me.” The Last Olympian

While Zeus was talking—some long speech about the bravery of the gods, etc.—Annabeth walked in a stood next to me. She looked good for someone who’d recently passed out.
“Miss much?” she whispered.
“Nobody’s planning to kill us, so far,” I whispered back.
“First time today.”
I cracked up. The Last Olympian

Apollo studied Rachel with concern. “Either the spirit takes hold, or it doesn’t.”
“And if it doesn’t?” Annabeth asked.
“Five syllables,” Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. “That would be real bad.” The Last Olympian

"Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday." She was holding a huge misshapen cupcake with blue icing. I stared at her. "What?" "It's August 18," she said. "Your birthday, right?" I was stunned. It hadn't even occurred to me, but she was right. I had turned sixteen this morning - the same morning I'd made the choice to give Luke the knife. The prophecy had come true right on schedule, and I hadn't even thought about the fact that it was my birthday. "Make a wish," she said. "Did you bake this yourself?" I asked. "Tyson helped." "That explains why it looks like a chocolate brick. " I said. "With extra blue cement." Annabeth laughed. I thought for a second, the blew out the candle. We cut it in half and shared, eating with our fingers. amnnabeth sat next to me, and we watched the ocean. Crickets and monsters were making noises in the woods, but otherwise it was quiet. "You saved the world," she said "We saved the world." "And Rachel is the new Oracle, which means she won't be dating anybody." "You don't sound disappointed," I noticed. Annabeth shrugged. "Oh, I don't care." "Uh-uh." She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?" "You'd probably kick my butt." "You know I'd kick your butt." She brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the river Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to saty mortal." Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah? "The up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-" "Oh, you so wanted to." "Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought - I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. and I was thinking..." My throat felt really dry. "Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft. I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile. "You're laughing at me," I complained. "I am not!" "You are so not making this easy." "Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands round my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it." When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body. I could've stayed that way forever, except a voice behind us growled, "Well, it's about time!" Suddenly the pavilion was filled with torchlight and campers. Clarisse led the way as the eavesdroppers charged and hoisted us both onto their shoulders. "Oh, come on!" I complained. "Is there no privacy? "The lovebirds need to cool off!" Clarisse said with glee. "The canoe lake!" Connir Stoll shouted. With a huge cheer, they carried us down the hill, but they kept us close enough to hold hands. Annabeth was laughing, and I couldn't help laughing too, even though my face was completely red. We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us into the water. Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. An it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“[Annabeth] took off down Half-Blood Hill and I sprinted after her. For once, I didn’t look back.” Final Words, The Last Olympian

The Heroes of Olympus

“I’m Dylan. I’m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can’t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

[Annabeth says] "Butch, here is the son of Iris, the rainbow goddess"
Leo choked. "Your mom is a rainbow goddess?"
"Got a problem with that?" Butch said.
"No, no," Leo said. "Rainbows. Very Macho."
"Butch is our best equestrian." Annabeth said. "He gets along great with the pegasi."
"Rainbows, ponies," Leo muttered.
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot," Butch warned. The Lost Hero

“By a god,” Jason interrupted. “That’s the symbol of Vulcan, isn’t it?”
All eyes turned to him.
“Jason,” Annabeth said carefully, “how did you know that?”
“I’m not sure.”
“Vulcan?” Leo demanded. “I don’t even LIKE Star Trek. What are you talking about?” The Lost Hero

Leo didn’t stick around after Piper turned beautiful. Sure, it was amazing and all—She’s got makeup! It’s a miracle!—but Leo had problems to deal with. The Lost Hero

“Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.” Jason Grace on the statue of Zeus in Cabin 1, The Lost Hero

“You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?” Jason Grace to Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

“I don’t know if she’s completely unkillable, but she cannot be defeated by toilet seats. I can vouch for that. She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, ‘Pfft, right, I’m gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge.’” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

Leo closed his hand, and the fire went out. “Didn’t want to look like a freak.”
“I have lightening and wind powers,” Jason reminded him. “Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You’re no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell, ‘Flame on!’”
Leo snorted. “If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than ‘Flame on!’” The Lost Hero

“I don’t know,” [Jason] said at last. “I guess the other four will show up when the time is right. Who knows? Maybe they’re on some other quest right now.”
Leo grunted. “I bet their sewer is nicer then ours.” The Lost Hero

“Hermes is sitting around bored out of his mind because [Olympus is closed and] he can’t deliver the mail.” Hephaestus, The Lost Hero

Jason took a deep breath. “Leo, I’m sorry about that stuff I said in Chicago. That wasn’t me. You’re not annoying, and you do take stuff seriously—especially your work. I wish I could do half the things you can do.”
Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?
“I try very hard to be annoying,” Leo said. “Don’t insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing?” The Lost Hero

“Sure, you’re all—bam! Lightening man. And ‘Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars—’”
“Shut up, Valdez.”
Leo managed a little smile. “Yeah, see. I do annoy you.”
“I apologize for apologizing.” Leo Valdez and Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

“Staplers—excellent source of iron.” Gleeson Hedge, The Lost Hero

“Beauty is about finding the right fit, the most natural fit. To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself—avoid trying to be something you’re not.” Aphrodite, The Lost Hero

“First things first. Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

Leo reached into his tool belt, but he was so shaken up, all he produced was a tin of breath mints. He shoved them back in, hoping nobody had noticed, and drew a hammer instead. The Lost Hero

Which meant [Jason’s] only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. The Lost Hero

“The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter—if you realize it’s a bad idea when you’re halfway down, it’s too late.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“Almost where?” June chuckled. “All roads lead there, child. You should know that.” “Detention?” Percy asked. “Rome, child,” the old woman said. “Rome.” The Son of Neptune

“If [June] was a goddess, she must’ve been the goddess of smelly, heavy, useless hippies.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“They won’t attack,” Reyna said, “unless you try to steal something, or unless I tell them to. That’s Argentum and Aurum.”
“Silver and Gold,” Percy said. The Latin meanings popped into his head like Hazel said they would. He almost asked which dog was which. Then he realized that was a stupid question. The Son of Neptune

[Percy] was reluctant to share his one clear memory: Annabeth’s face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid.
She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought. The Son of Neptune

“Oh, Hazel is awesome. She’s so nice! All the other campers are like ‘Go away, Don.’ But she’s like, ‘Please go away, Don.’ I love her!” Don the Faun on Hazel Levesque, The Son of Neptune

Part of [the other team’s] problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defenders’ ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic. The Son of Neptune

Mars pulled a scroll from his utility belt. “Anyone got a pen?”
The legionnaires started at him.
Mars sighed. “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”
He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.
Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.
“There!” Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. “A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on your floor, whatever.”
Octavian read the scroll. “This says, ‘Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.’”
“Yes,” Mars said. “Is that not clear?”
“Well, my lord… usually prophecies are unclear. They’re wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and…”
Mars casually popped another grenade off his belt. “Yes?”
“The prophecy is clear!” Octavian announced. “A quest!” The Son of Neptune

Percy and Frank stumbled backward.
“Um… is that thing tame?” Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
“I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’
“You speak horse?” Hazel asked.
“‘Baby man’?” Frank spluttered.
“Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing,” Percy said. “Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.”
"Then you and Arion should get along fine,” Hazel said. “He’s a son of Neptune too.”
Percy turned pale. “Excuse me?” The Son of Neptune

“I’m practically home,” [Frank] said. “My grandmother’s house is right over there.”
Hazel squinted. “How far?”
“Just over the river and through the woods.”
Percy raised an eyebrow. “Seriously? To grandmother’s house we go?”
Frank cleared his throat. “Yeah, anyway.” The Son of Neptune

Juno had stolen [Percy’s] memory and sent him to Camp Jupiter for a reason. He understood that now. He still wanted to punch her in her godly face, but at least he got her reasoning. The Son of Neptune

They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. “You think it’s okay that we’re eating Rudolph?”
“Dude,” Percy said, “I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I’m hungry.” The Son of Neptune

Between bites of blueberry pancake, Hazel drew a squiggly curve and an X on her napkin. “So this is what I’m thinking. We’re here.” She tapped X. “Anchorage.”
“It looks like a seagull’s face,” Percy said. “And we’re the eye.”
Hazel glared at him. “It’s a map, Percy.” The Son of Neptune

Hazel drew a dotted line between the two X’s.
“You just cut off the seagull’s head,” Percy noted.
Hazel sighed. “It’s the train line.” The Son of Neptune

“Here’s a tip, Alcyoneus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don’t set up base in the part that’s only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.” Frank Zhang, The Son of Neptune

“Hazel, I am seriously going to wash your horse’s mouth with soap.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“That was the downside of dating the smartest girl at camp: You learn stuff.” Percy Jackson on Annabeth Chase, The Son of Neptune

[Julia] offered Hazel a gold pirate hat. “I’m gonna be Percy Jackson when I grow up,” she told Hazel solemnly.
Hazel smiled and ruffled her hair. “That’s a good thing to be, Julia.”
“Although,” Frank said, picking out a hat shaped like a polar bear’s head, “Frank Zhang would be good, too.”
“Frank!” Hazel said. The Son of Neptune

“Hey!” said the guy in the video. “Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I’m the…” He looked off screen and yelled: “What’s my title? Am I like admiral, or captain, or—”
A girl’s voice yelled back, “Repair boy.”
“Very funny, Piper,” Leo grumbled. He turned back to the parchment screen. “So yeah, I’m… ah… supreme commander of the Argo II. Yeah, I like that! Anyway, we’re gonna be sailing toward you in about, I dunno, an hour in this big mother warship. We’d appreciate it if you’d not, like, blow us out of the sky or anything. So okay! If you could tell the Romans that. See you soon. Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out.” The Son of Neptune

Now some quotes from TWILIGHT!!!!

Edward: "If I could dream at all it would be about you, and I'm not ashamed of it."

Edward: "Yesterday I kiss you and you attack me! Today I kiss you, and you pass out on me! What am I going to do with you?"

Edward: "He called you PRETTY! That's practically an insult the way you look right now. You're much more than beautiful."

Bella: "Look, I love you more than everything else in the world combined. Isn't that enough?"
Edward: "Yes it is enough. Enough for forever."

Edward: "Last spring, when you were nearly killed...part of my mind was making contingency plans,"
Bella: "Contingency plans?"
Edward: "Well I wasn't going to live without you!"

Edward: "The most absurd, ridiculous concept. As if I could ever exist without needing you!"

Edward: "Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire, there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."

Edward: "You will always be the most beautiful thing in my world."

I groaned, throwing myself back on the bed and pulling the quilt over my face...He flipped the cover back so he could see me...
Edward: "If you don't mind, I'd much rather you didn't hide your face. I've lived without it for as long as I can stand."

Edward: "Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you?"
Bella: "I know how much I love you."
Edward: "You compare one small tree to the entire forest."

Edward's letter to Bella while he is away:
Take care of my heart, I left it with you.

Edward: "I'm here until she wishes me away."
Bella: "Never"

Edward: "Isabella Swan, I promise to love you forever. Every single day of forever."

Edward: "You are my number one priority."

Bella: "Why does it matter so much to you if I marry you? I was already yours forever."

Edward: "You will never touch her while I am here to protect her."

Bella: (quoting from Wuthering Heights) "If all else perished, and he remained, I should continue to be; and if all else remained, and he was annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger."

We stared into each other's eyes all night, both looking at what we could not live through losing; the other.

Edward. Edward. My life and his were twisted into a single strand. Cut one, and you cut both. If he were gone, I would not be able to live through that. If I were gone he wouldn't live through it. Either. And a world without Edward seemed completely pointless. Edward had to exist.

We had such little time left; it would be foolish to spend it apart.

Bella: So now you know. Nobody has loved anyone as much as I love you.
Edward: You're almost right. I know of just one exception.
Bella: Liar.

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Accidental Kisses by girlofalltalents reviews
AU. Percy Jackson is the arrogant, cocky player of Goode High School. Annabeth, on the other hand, is the studious girl who tries her best to stay out of his way. They are constantly at each other's throats; but what makes it change? Rated T/M. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,812 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Boy? by TheRivalRose reviews
Annabeth Chase was raised a girl, until 5 years ago when her father forced her to be a boy. She starts at Goode High School where she meets Percy Jackson, will she be able to contain her feelings? Will Percy be able to understand his strange attraction to this new boy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,524 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Unfinished Stories by Ramblesx reviews
I scoff at his stupidity. "And what am I afraid of?" Percy sent me a dry smile. "Falling without someone catching you."-CiNdEr. A collection of unfinished one-shots or short stories I have yet to finish. Most are Percabeth, but some include other couples as well such as Jeyna/Jasper/Lazel etc. Vote on the unfinished stories that you think I should continue! Rated K-T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,721 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013
Drivel by emblah01 reviews
My pointless drivel, drabbles, oneshots, and short stories. Most pertain to Percy/Annabeth. Rated T for sexual humour, language, mild violence/gore.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Look from Afar by MotherOfFandoms reviews
She had a boyfriend. He was available. She was looking for someone who had time for her. All he wanted to do was get away from the world he surrounded himself in. Two people with common issues. Will it take a look from afar to know that they're exactly what each other needs? R&R! Full summary inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,652 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Lucid Love by TheRivalRose reviews
"My pencil formed the curvature of her high cheekbones; I shaded her eyes so that they were beautiful yet intimidating just like my dream." Percy Jackson is a skilled artist who hasn't made money on a piece for 3 years. One day in his studio he sketches the eyes of a girl, and as the piece progresses Percy falls hopelessly in love with a girl he can only have in his dreams...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,445 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Playing The Player by Ramblesx reviews
"Here's the game, Percy. We date. We hold hands. The first person that falls in love with the other loses." Annabeth Chase has had enough of the player of the school, Percy Jackson. But trying to play someone you're already in love with proves to be difficult. And as they both try to come to terms with their feelings, she discovers that Percy Jackson has a lot to hide. (NO SEQUEL)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 229,681 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Laetitia by MarbleGlaux reviews
In all her years as a slave in Rome, not one good thing had happened to Annabeth. She had to endure the wrath of the emperor's hated mother, Agrippina. She was looked down on, beaten up for no reason and insulted because she was Greek. In all her years as a slave, nothing good had happened to her... Until Percy shows up. Percabeth. Set in Ancient Rome, 1st Century AD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Safe by imgoingtowriteforyoupeople reviews
When Annabeth was little, her stepmother would tell her about boys. They teased you and pulled your hair, but that just meant they liked you. Now Annabeth is older, and she's having trouble discovering that those rules dont apply anymore. What will it take for Annabeth escape her naivety and find out what a healthy relationship really means? AU Percabeth- Rated T/M depending on ch.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Roomies? by foxlover98 reviews
Annabeth finally made it out of Goode High School. Now, she's attending college with her two best friends and she couldn't be happier. The only problem is that the dorms are coed, and she's stuck from the flirty jock from high school, Percy Jackson. How long can she take his antics and perverted attitude? Will he make his way into her heart? DISCONTINUED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dear Cedric by havethelambsstopped reviews
I've fancied you since second year, along with the rest of this ruddy school. Why am I even doing this? Well, I guess I want to talk to you yet not talk to you at the same time. Does that make sense? Follow Cedric and the mysterious K.M.J. as their sixth year progresses with a series of letters that will never be sent. *ON HIATUS!* Sorry, I need inspiration and my will to write
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,549 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - OC, Cedric D.
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Meet the Godly Parents reviews
Sequel to "Meet the Parent". We were dead. Absolutely dead. I can't even describe how dead we were because we were just about to do the unthinkable. We were going to tell Poseidon and Athena that we were dating. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Meet the Parent reviews
When Percy and Annabeth tell Annabeth's dad and step-mom they're dating, Percy has a lot of questions to answer. Lucky for him, Fredrick's out of town, so he'll be meeting with Annabeth's step-mom. But still, this meeting could make or break the relationship. Good luck Percy! One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete