![]() Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. About me: New pen name: GreenGlaux (Green is my favorite color and Glaux (glaucis) is the ancient Greek word for owl, after one year I kind of felt like a change) Former pen name: Diddy2018 Real name: Diana (All people hate their name whenever I ask them. Am I the only one who does really like her own name?) Gender: Female Age: 14 Surname: As if I will tell you, a bunch of nice strangers, my surname. Home town: I’M NOT BAVARIAN, so much I tell you. Sports: VOLLEYBALL! Languages: Ich spreche deutsch und… …I speak English (rather American than British, I’m just more used to it) …Hablo Español tambíen, pero no me gusta la idioma mucho (No offense all Spanish-speaking people!) et linguam latinae dicere possum (haha kidding, I love Latin but I need hours to figure out enough sentences for a conversation) Favorite quote: Opening a Rick Riordan Book is like opening the portal acceding insanity. (CassJayTuck, member of the Percy Jackson fandom, Youtube) Fandoms: PJO Doctor Who Sherlock Supernatural The Hunger Games Harry Potter The Fault in our Stars The Mortal Instruments Marvel-Universe Nerdfighteria Books I read: THE HOST BY STEPHANIE MEYER I didn't like it. But I realized this at the very end. I was anticipating fights with the souls or an upcoming revolution. And I got nothing. The idea was brilliant, seriously but the way she put it into a book was poor. I found dozens of scenes that were absolutely unnecessary for the story but I loved Melanie and Jared, also the relationship between Jared, Ian and Wanda/Melanie, though this couldn't fill the lack of action. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. (well I have to translate... wait) The first cabins which were built after the myth in the time of Romulus, stood on the Palatin, but soon seven hills were settled and the city encroached on the Tiber. My Latin book 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch? My cell phone. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Big Bang Theory 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:47pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:48pm (woa that's kinda weird) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? You found me The Fray 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? This noon as I came back from school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My e-mails. 9. What are you wearing? Jeans and a tank-Top. 10. Did you dream last night? Ehm Nooo and I wouldn't write it. 11. When did you last laugh? Two seconds ago about the sarcasm sign. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Photos of my friends and me? 13. Seen anything weird lately? Sheldon ;) 14. What do you think of this quiz? Ehm, stalker-like 15. What is the last movie you saw? Alvin and the chipmunks 3 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what wouldn't you buy? The rights for PJO so I don't have to write a disclaimer anymore. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. My Mom told me not to obey the computer anymore... 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politices, what would you do? Didn't get the question and I don't feel like looking up regardless. 19. Do you like to dance? Heck yes! 20. George Bush: I'm German. I leave that to the Americans. 21. Imagine your first child is a Girl, what do you call her? Charlotte 22. Imagine your first child is a Boy, what do you call him? Finn YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. (It's like a crime not to watch soccer here in Germany, AND NO, SOCCER IS NOT A GIRLS' SPORT!) Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. (doesn’t count we haven’t any high school football games in Germany; we haven’t even a high school, other school system which doesn't have any school teams) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. (always wear one when I’m writing.) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Green!!) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun (Volleyball rules!) Talk with food in your mouth. (Hey nobody’s perfect :) ) Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes I'm freezing, okay!) Total: 16/23 (Hey I’m definitely not a boy!) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner/mascara. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport (we don't have any cheerleading) You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. (American thing; we haven’t any malls in the way you think of them) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelery. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. :) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. ( Yes I don't deny it, I actually care how I look in public but I'm jealous of the people who do not. Would make things much easier.) You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (but just casual smells, and I hate perfume, like really hate) You love the movies. (If I'm not about to be dragged in some sappy romance, urgh...) Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing (hey I know boys who do that too!) Total: 6/24 Hmm, okay... Maybe kind of boyish but just in a personality way, my style and everything is very girlish, BUT I DO NOT WEAR SKIRTS OR DRESSES*shrudders* I hate them... PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun You own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 3 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. (Who hasn’t??) You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. (So what?) Total : 2 PUNK You can skateboard. You've worn plaid. You like Converse. You hate MTV. You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 2 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 3 EMO You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses You like the band Evanescence You cry easily. You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem You think emo chicks/Guys are hot Total : 0 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. (sorry been tortured as a child; I hate it) You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (?) You swear once in a while or a lot (Nooo not me… ;)) You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 2 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 0 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Hey in Germany it was on TV at about four in the morning) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. Your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. (Is similar to be in a sports club in Germany since we haven't got any school teams) You are going/did go to a sports summer camp (Beach Volleyball) You have a specific number (#3 Yeah!) Total : 5 I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I am a girl that actually EATS LUNCH, so I must be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I am a red head so I must be a hot tempered PERCY JACKSON AND HEROES OF OLMYPUS A Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says free pony ride I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party And I promise to remember Hestia When someone’s smile is very hearty Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know! You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When... You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You curse a god/goddess a lot. (In last time: ‘What the Hades’) You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (none of my friends are obsessed like me #foreveralone, that's Germany to you) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You just have to research more about greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You learn Latin (Best. Subject. Ever. And that even in my Pre-PJO/HOO time) You copy/paste this onto your profile You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You’re nodding and smiling when you read this There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (BTW Thx Hermes) When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. (but that's more because of Avatar: The last airbender) You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (Yeah I start every time from the beginning when I'm bored :P) You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (Oh gods that was an epic dream I had...) You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (Did that twice) You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (I write in English Class mostly because my teacher sucks. I learn more on fanfiction/tumblr anyway.) You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO, PJO, HoO, tLH, SoN, MoA and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. ( If I had a suit of armor) You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (I always learn so there's no need in praying) And when you flunk the test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Or rather Leo) When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. (Yes it was necessary to write that down three time) Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. When Drowning... Mortal: LIFEGUARD! PJO Fan: PERCY! HP Fan: *eats Gillyweed* When rain suddenly come... Mortal: Damn it! PJO Fan: Grab a tissue Zeus! HP Fan: Accio umbrella! Exclaiming... Mortals: Oh my god! PJO fan: Di immortales! HP fan: Merlin's pants! When angry... PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my Dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my Mom will kill you with wisdom! Nico: Shut up or I'll bring you to my Dad! NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I'll invent something to kill you! Travis/Connor: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my Mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my Dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My Dad's sharpening his knife! Chiron: Shut up or my Dad will- Oh wait that doesn't work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede in you! Harry Potter I belong in Gryffindor (according to Pottermore) and my favorite subject would be Transfiguration because McGonagall is my favorite teacher all the way. My wand is lurch, 12 1/2 inches and dragon core. The Harry Potter Pledge I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love. I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous. I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years. I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time. I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of the greater good. I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good” for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course. I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights. I promise to remember Snape When My heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Narcissa When I’d do anything for family. I promise to remember Dora Tonks When someone is hyper. I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring. I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me. I promise to be careful For Moody’s sake, of course. I promise to remember Hagrid When one is wrongly blamed. I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right. I promise to remember the Marauders When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”. Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter. So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards know. In remembrance to Remus "Moony" Lupin, the last real marauder, a great father, an incredible husband, a brave hero,and a pretty freakin' awesome werewolf. In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive, and scared the crap out of some kids, too. In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks Who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora In Remembrance to Fred Weasley Who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and will loyally await his brother with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right? In Remembrance to Sirius "Padfoot" Black Our favorite Azkaban Escapee, and the reason we currently have dents in our walls after we read Chapter 35 of the Order of the Phoenix. Why him, J.K Rowling, why? In Remebrance of James "Prongs" Potter Who was an amazing father, brother, and friend, who died for his family. In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end In Remembrance of Hedwig Harry's actual first friend who lived and died soaring In Remembrance Albus Dumbledore Died as the greatest teacher, who was also confusing at times and may have seemed as a traitor. You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattinson I'll say "is Cedric Diggory" You say Robert Pattinson is hot I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER! You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I think that’s James and Lily You say Edward I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY! The Rules of Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colo rs indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin 32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous 37) I will not lick Trevor 38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey" 39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God RANDOMNESS! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. |