Do I look like Rick Riordan to you?

Piper layed on the ground, trying to persuade herself that she genuinely wanted to continue sleeping on the cold uncomfortable floor. The carpet she was laying on was rough against her arms, and she was curled in a fetal position to collect warmth, but she was extremely tired from the night earlier doing everyone's laundry. Eventually she gave in and sat up. Once she wiped the sleep crust out of her eyes she knew something was wrong. The room was exceptionally clean, without a single shirt or Coke stain in sight. Piper's piles of Veggie Tales videos were no longer in the corner. A giant Uncle Sam poster hung on the wall, saying, "I want you to be in the Roman Legion." It was official. She was in Jason's room. "Um, Jason?" Piper asked awkwardly, standing beside of his bed. "That you Pipes?" he mumbled in confusion. "Yeah, can you tell me how I got here?" Jason moaned and rolled over. "Okay, so wha-"his words were cut off when he looked at her. His cheeks turned bright red, and he gave the deer in the headlights look. His mouth moved but no words came out, as if he had no idea what to say. She stood there for a second, confused, and then time went in slow-mo. She looked down. She was butt naked.

"EEEEP!" Piper squeaked in terror. Jason quickly turned away, covering his eyes. "WHAT THE HADES JASON!" Piper screamed at him while bombarding his drawers for clothes. "Non iterum, non interim." Jason muttered to himself, still shell shocked from the image. "What's going on?" the two heard from outside. "Nothing!" Piper yelled, still searching for clothes. All of his drawers were bare. Piper remembered yesterday was laundry day and panicked, throwing open closets and checking under beds. "Piper in there!?" another voice said from outside. It was Gleeson. At that point Jason had gained composure and started keeping the door shut to delay the invasion of a furious goat. The door busted open, and Piper was caught hiding behind a batman blanket that was a biiiiit to small. No one saw anything thank gods, but the Coach had to be dragged away screaming and kicking. Annabeth stared at Piper and Jason like they had just eaten baby pandas and made a baby polar bear purse while electrocuting puppies. Leo was laughing his butt off. After Leo regained his composure, Annabeth and Coach left, and Piper had found some proper clothes, (not necessarily in that order) a few awkward minutes Leo broke the ice. "Wow. I expected this from Piper, but I thought you'd have a bit more class…" Leo skipped off merrily avoiding a slugging to the arm. "Soooo, you didn't do anything?" Piper asked awkwardly. "Nothing happened. Back at Rome," "I don't want to hear it. Nothing happened." On that weird note, she left, leaving the Argo II weirdified.

Happy late Valentine's Day! I'm sorry I haven't updated in so long, so I'll try to update more. Leo says hi, and will see you peeps later! PLEASE REVIEW!