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Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Assassin's Creed, Fallout, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Halo, Warhammer, Crackdown, Pirates of the Caribbean, and House, M.D..

Hello everyone, I'm... that guy. No no, the other guy. Yeah, that one.

Writings more of a hobby than anything else, but one day I hope to make it as a professional author. Until then, always good to have practice, no?

Link to Q&A: http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/Dawn-of-Hospitality/135857/

Update 12/13/12- I have fanart! Emprah(and Khornosaurus) be praised!


Dossiers For 'Dawn of Hospitality'

Name: Michael A. Dunken

Race: Human

Age: 28

Rank: Private

Job: Guardsmen(Previous), waiter

Description: 5'9, medium build.. Short, shaggy brown hair. Violet eyes.

"Some call me a heretic. Me? I preffer call myself open-minded."

Name: Argyle Jones

Race: Human

Age: 368

Rank: Brother-Captain

Job: Astartes

Description: 7'5, large build. White buzz cut. Grey eyes.

"'And they shall know no fear'. If you've ever ridden a drop pod, bollocks to that."

Name: Xelus Draken

Race: Human(Somewhat)

Age: 141

Rank: Battle-Brother

Job: Traitor Astartes(Previous), Tatoo artist

Description: 6'9, smallish build. Bald. Red eyes.

"I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how much you're annoying me."

Name: Riiana Ze

Race: Eldar

Age: 119

Rank: Striking Scorpion

Job: Warrior(Previous), Waitress

description: 5'11, slim build. Long raven black hair. Green eyes.

"Sometimes a good book is all a girl needs. Other times..."

Name: Briana Ze

Race: Dark Eldar

Age: 112

Rank: N/A

Job: [Information Redacted] , Computer tech

Description: 6'0, slim build. Long blonde hair normally worn in a poney-tail. Hazel eyes.

"So what if I've almost been arrested seven times? The key word is 'almost'."

Name: Romminal Choppa

Race: Ork(DA ORKIEST)

Age: Wazza numbah wurth ta me?

Rank: Slugga boy

Job: Slugga boy(Previous), sanitation worker.

Description: 6'1, stocky build. Bald(Baaaad burna accedant), yellow eyes(And teef too! Hehe)

"If I had a toof fer every time I snuck su'm under dat big oomies nose... well, I'd have a lota teef. Hehe."

Name: K!113r

Race: Necron

Age: 1337

Rank: Necron Warrior

Job: Cannon fodder(Previous), M.D.

Description: 6'0, square-ish build. Grey, lots of grey. Green eye optics.

"No comment."

Name: Shas'La Namienokataiyonama

Race: Tau

Age: 22

Rank: Shas

Job: Fire Warrior(Previous), hologame store manager.

Description: 5'8, small build. Red eyes, bald.

"No, I have no clue why that outpost lost power half an hour after I was stationed there. Now stop asking!"

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4 Succession by maroongrad reviews
Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 56,721 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,462 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, J. Garson
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
My Innocent Bystander by scrubly-degrassily-everlarkily reviews
Though the doctor in him tells him that he needs help, he doesn't want to drag anybody down with him. One man is smart enough to see the change, but can he pull JD out of his self-destructive state. JDA, suicidal-themes, extreme emotional pain.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Confederate by Toasterman reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Unconventional Bedfellows by Illusion of the Mirror reviews
It was well past midnight when Bolin heard the panel door of his room slide open. There was no way he could have been prepared for what came next. Rated M for lemons. I don't own the characters, just the story.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
I Could Make You Care by Tobias Corvinus reviews
Veronica Santangelo was just enjoying a cold drink at Trading Station 188 when a stranger caught her eye. Cryptic summary, good story. Rated T, may change.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Courier, Veronica S.
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Dawn of Hospitality reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
The Agency Chronicles: Los Muertos reviews
Los Muertos, The Dead, have rapidly grown from a petty band of Central American drug dealers into a significant narcotics operation dominating the two islands forming Pacific City's east side, a district now known as "La Mugre"; The Dirt. With Peacekeepers being stretched thin and little hope for change in sight, a pair of men have volunteered to become the solution: Agents.
Crackdown - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2013
Sometimes reviews
A good book is all you need...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Human Error reviews
Set during the first battle of New Mombasa, Master Chief and Cortana find unlikley help in a half destroyed hospital.
Crossover - Halo & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, G. House
I'm Sorry reviews
Set after ME2. Random, short, One shot. How is it?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Ashley W., Shepard - Complete
MIA reviews
AU; Sev survives Kashyyk thanks to an unlikely figure.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sev - Complete
Three Captains, One Ship reviews
Set during 'Mothership Zeta', also tweaked with the plot a little.
Crossover - Fallout & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Lone Wanderer
One for My Baby reviews
All he had was his rifle and the distance between them.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - C. Boone - Complete
Memories: Old and New reviews
A full moon night at the Auditore villa brings out old faces, and new feelings.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
So Close reviews
Break rule 12? Good luck with that.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete